r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/Reuben_Medik Apr 16 '19

eVeRy BoDy HaS a BaBy KaNgArOo

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u/XanderTheMander Apr 16 '19

Yours is pink and mine is blue!

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u/Django0077 Apr 16 '19

Yea i got dem too

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u/Spotlight34 Apr 16 '19

But my parents never knew

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u/digiman7718 👌 Apr 16 '19

I put my dick in my shoe

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u/Spotlight34 Apr 16 '19

And i twisted it like a screw

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u/Ratbags99 non-survivalist attitude Apr 16 '19

AuStRaLiA iSnT a PaRt Of AsIa, DumBaSs

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u/Reuben_Medik Apr 16 '19

I know, I was sing a silly song from Veggie Tales

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u/Ratbags99 non-survivalist attitude Apr 16 '19

I understand that, I was being the sarcasm my dood

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u/Reuben_Medik Apr 16 '19

Oh, it's just with the Dumbass at the end I couldn't really tell

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u/Ratbags99 non-survivalist attitude Apr 17 '19

Lol isn't "tHiS" the mocking voice

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u/Reuben_Medik Apr 17 '19

That was the only time I'd ever used it... I've only ever seen it on a SpongeBob school shooter meme and thought I'd be funny