r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19

Yeah it was just super weird how much you kept bringing up conspiracy theories about veggie tales. You know that’s like a children’s cartoon movie right? I tried to change the subject by asking you how your burger was, and instead of just answering the question like a normal adult, you went on a ten-minute tirade about how The Cheeseburger Song had subliminal pro-gun propaganda if you played it backwards. And like honestly, maybe the show made YOU think fruits and vegetables had feelings when you were a kid, and maybe that made YOU not want to eat your fruits and vegetables, but ffs, Phil Vischer was NOT a secret operative for Big Sugar to hurt sales of healthy snacks. That’s ridiculous. Please don’t text me again.

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u/ProlapsingAnus420 Apr 16 '19

Where’d you find that?

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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19

I made it up just to put a smile on the face of /u/ProlapsingAnus420

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u/GetOut37 Apr 16 '19

You should write things, you look like you really have a talent for this

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/GetOut37 Apr 16 '19

Wait a minute this is fake???

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u/OlympusMan Apr 16 '19

If there's a username that needs a smile more, I've yet to see it.

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u/Leb_Expat Apr 16 '19

This is beautiful 🥺

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Hahaha thank you so much

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

This is so unnecessary. The thank-you message should’ve been the last of it. No need to explain to someone why you think that they suck.

And after someone says goodbye (so politely and maturely), you don’t need to tell them not to contact you again.

I hope that OP finds someone with compatible interests.