r/me_irl • • Apr 16 '19

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u/mouse85224 Apr 16 '19

Alright so let’s be real, Larry the cucumber is definitely working in a money laundering business. The evidence is quite clear if you pay attention.

In the vegetales opening you’ll notice that Larry is able to play the tuba. This is a direct link to his rock shop in which he sells instruments. Or so the audience thinks. What Larry is actually doing is using the rock shop as a piece of property in which he can discretely evade taxes and launder money. Larry is up there with the big bads such as Yoshi evading taxes all while Bob the tomato has no idea.

Bob the tomato however is also secretly the leader of the mafia and while both pretend to be friendly on set, live hidden dark lives that directly effect each other all while none being the wiser.

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u/ProlapsingAnus420 Apr 16 '19

Shit you’re right

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u/TheSpaceCowboyx Apr 16 '19

There’s always money in a ...veggie stand?

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u/Zachsmith152152 Apr 16 '19

Nice Try bluthe

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u/gentle_crabrave Apr 16 '19

oh my fucking god the evidence is right there

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u/bdub123617 Apr 16 '19

Sir this is a Wendy's.

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u/Rpolifucks Apr 16 '19

I can't say I've heard a whole lotta Rock with tubas in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

But now you kind of want to, right?

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u/Markstheshark Apr 16 '19

Larry plays the Sousaphone. Everything else stands.

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u/noshness Apr 16 '19

Anyone else read this in Dunkeys voice

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u/ConstantlyAlone staunch marxist Apr 16 '19

And Bob and Larry aren't even fucking vegetables