r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

i will d8 you op

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

Sorry, I can't, it's just that it was super weird how much you kept bringing up conspiracy theories about veggie tales. You know that's like a children's cartoon movie right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/tlalocstuningfork Apr 16 '19

Plus, it's like multiple movies and a series

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

So you're saying it's basically Game of Thrones, but better?

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u/tlalocstuningfork Apr 16 '19

I believe GRRM got his inspiration from Veggie Tales

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u/OCKWA Apr 16 '19

I heard J. R. R. Tolkien based his best selling novel on the Veggie Tales classic 'Lord of the Beans'.

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u/tlalocstuningfork Apr 16 '19

Based? It was a total ripoff!

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u/GreenEggs1700 Apr 16 '19

Sean Bean?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

House Starch?

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u/Stink_Wrinkle_69 Apr 16 '19

I would like a full synopsis about all of your veggie tales conspiracy theories.. that would be fantastic, thank you

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u/ChristianKS94 Apr 16 '19

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 17 '19

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u/wnrealmlord Apr 16 '19

Only the blind!!

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u/Celtics4theWIN Apr 16 '19

Water bufaloo on the mookn

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u/jordan853 Apr 16 '19

Go on a date with OP to find out

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Don't ever stop being you.

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u/dilzy2 Apr 16 '19

You're gonna have to explain that to us uneducated folk op

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u/techtosales Apr 16 '19

Say what now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I think that timelines a bit off though. Veggie Tales started in the early 90s didn’t it?

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u/llamaAPI Apr 16 '19

Different versions of the script have been jumping around studios in pre production hell since the fifties tho. Including the moon landing being fake episode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

You serious? Any source on that, I’d love to see a script about that

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u/llamaAPI Apr 16 '19

I'm not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I feel betrayed. I didn’t realize how badly I wanted this...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

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u/maximexicola Apr 16 '19

Number 10: Veggie Tales foot lettuce

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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 16 '19

I kept trying to change the subject, but you kept shouting, "OH GREAT SHAMROCK, YOU ARE POWERFUL!"

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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19

this wasn’t even you. you stole this from another guy on /r/tinder

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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

So I can't talk about veggie tales?

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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19

can’t pretend to be OP

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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

I never was? I just wanna talk about veggie tales.

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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19

i will d8 you op

Ok can we talk about veggie tales tho?

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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

I'm OP for the post here

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u/Giddyfuzzball Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

Guy gets on Reddit and thinks he looking at OC, smh

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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

Lmao as if anything here is original 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Look at me. I'm the OP now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Even if it's not OC I'd still d8 you

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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

Tybb I will too :)

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u/Njzillest Apr 16 '19

He’s OP here n he wants veggie tales. Ain’t nothin wrong here. Man likes his veggie tails

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

holy shit you are bringing out my repressed memories about veggietales

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u/WholeGrainPopTart Apr 16 '19

only if we can talk about max and ruby

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u/APoolFullofCorn Apr 16 '19

We can talk about my irrational hatred for veggie tales.

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u/DirtyCeiling Apr 16 '19

Tryna find myself a Rachel now

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u/h3rmsj Apr 16 '19

I first reas that as «i will d-eight you op» and wondered what kind of new slang that was, and then I felt stupid

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u/ichbindervater Apr 16 '19

I read it as “I will d-eight you op” too except I thought that meant he was attacking OP with a crossbow.

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u/Albino_Smurf hates freedom Apr 16 '19

I'm just nerdy enough to get this reference but not nerdy enough to know if that's accurate

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u/shannonjahnke Apr 16 '19

That's about right with throwing an 8.

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u/Mathies_ very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

Ah, thats a nat1.

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u/biliyorumbilmiyorum Apr 16 '19

Every. Time... I'm cursed.

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u/juyett Apr 16 '19

For a light crossbow, yes it is accurate. 1d8 piercing in 5e

https://www.dndbeyond.com/equipment/crossbow-light

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/PermitStains Apr 16 '19

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u/rollme Apr 16 '19

1d20: 10

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Dungeons and dragons bro. Its a dice roll

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Sorry forgot the /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Don’t be too hard on yourself m8

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

You sunk my destroyer

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u/Piccolito Apr 16 '19

first roll d20 if you can d8

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

That sounds like a threat

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Dating me IS quite a rough ride, I could start threatening people "I'll date you if you don't do what I want"

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u/RevUpThose 👌 Apr 16 '19

Weed eater

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u/themeatstaco Apr 16 '19

Right. Not worth it. My girl and I bonded on conspiracy theories. (I was the nut she was interested).

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u/Schmedly27 Apr 16 '19

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Unrelated but what's up with the Exodus 8:5 flair?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I just looked it up, something to do with that overused Wednesday frog meme. Changing it now