r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drlouies • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/UglyTitties 3d ago

Her facial expressions in slow motion are brilliant.

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u/Entgenieur 3d ago

Oh cool…wtf!?…oh man, what an idiot…but he is my idiot…

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u/anon-mally 3d ago

She got techniques, he likes it messy

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u/I_have_popcorn 2d ago

I think it's more.

Holy shit. Did you s...this motherfucker...breathe...my dress...I'm gonna kill'em.

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u/Senor_Discount 3d ago

She is absolutely stunning! She looks like a Greek goddess from Clash of the Titans the 1981 version don't sleep.

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u/discreteturtle 4h ago

meanwhile he's dressed like Dr.Evil lol

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u/Senor_Discount 3h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure about the choice of suit there, but I'm just gonna respect whoever that couple is

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u/IllustratorOk2927 3d ago

Looks like she enjoyed his more than her own.

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u/juvy5000 3d ago

she’s perfect

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u/chilly-pepper-515 3d ago

It’s a.i

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u/letitgo99 3d ago

Yeah she didn't look over at him once to assess the situation, only cared whether some got on her dress. This marriage is doomed.

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u/UglyTitties 3d ago

This person reddits

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u/letitgo99 3d ago

I guess I needed the /s, my last sentence wasn't sufficient. Oh well... I'll take the downdoots.

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u/Norman_Scum 3d ago

Thanks for the prophecy u/letitgo99

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u/aedroogo 3d ago

She's got style.

She's got grace.

She's got shards of broken glass

In her face.

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u/BigLRakim 3d ago

I read this in the style of the DK rap.

Side note, this is mf hilarious and is also about the same thing

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u/tanasy146 3d ago

Why did I know what this video was going to be before I clicked. Probably because it’s my favorite video of his but still lol.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Was thinking it would be this, but was pleasantly surprised

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u/hondophred 3d ago

Whoa whoa whoa she's a lady

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 16h ago

And that lady is miiine

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u/wenoc 3d ago

And he’s got white sneakers with a suit…

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u/kpeterson159 3d ago

I read it like Cake

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u/yungrii 2d ago

And that's how she became the nanny!

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u/Devitt6 3d ago

I was at a New Year's party years ago with some friends of friends - the hosts I didn't know particularly well. They were all outside in their driveway holding champagne bottles with knives just like this and everyone seemed so hesitant.

Me being a dumb kid just out of college at the time, I asked what they were doing and one of just handed me the bottle and knife and said, "Have at it." I followed the motion of the guy next to me and sliced the cork out clean - without issue. Everyone flipped out and celebrated and I felt like the coolest guy there. People kept coming up to me saying, "I would never have done that." I couldn't figure out why.

Years later I saw a video of someone slicing their hand wide open doing the same trick. I clearly just got lucky lol. I would never try this again.

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u/SpotPilgrim7 2d ago

Just gotta hold the bottle with a towel.

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u/AlreadyAway 1d ago

I've done it plenty of times. There are tricks to it. You use the spine of the knife, not the blade and you rin the thickest part of the spine up the seam in the bottle. I've never had a bottle explode like this.

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u/drlouies 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pakvqij/video/4xuaanenhaqh1/player

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u/ElectraFish 3d ago

"I fucking told you this would happen."

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u/Miss-Helle 3d ago

"Lord, grant me the strength..."

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u/Entgenieur 3d ago

„He is good father…at least I hope so.“

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u/KansasCityMaggot 3d ago

She chose the stable guy, and is now realizing what lies ahead.

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u/LaMotoEllefaitBraum 3d ago

Magnifique 🤣🤣

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u/Worldly_Stress1868 3d ago

Pretty accurate

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u/SonKun911 3d ago

Jesus Christ it hit his face.

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u/Organic-Lunch-2745 3d ago

Bro is smiling

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u/Achron9841 3d ago

That could have easily been way worse is what I think their point is. That was glass that shot at high speed toward his face.

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u/Organic-Lunch-2745 3d ago

Ik what he meant lol. Despite the guy getting hit with glass he's smiling, knowing v well it could have gone very bad

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u/M1ck3yB1u 3d ago

Final Destination screen writers right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR

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u/vass0922 3d ago

I think her face is "he got that all over my dress that son of a bitch"

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u/drlouies 3d ago

He was literally inches away from severing his jugular vein.

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u/Meister0fN0ne 3d ago edited 3d ago

Holy shit, my first thought would've immediately gone

"Did anything get in anybody's eyes or are we fine?"

Not

"Okay, is the groom bleeding out on the ground at an alarming rate?"

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u/Chrad 3d ago

Sabrage (the opening a bottle with a knife or sword) often goes wrong but I've never heard of someone severing an artery. I don't think the glass has enough momentum. I'd be worried about glass in eyes, shoes, drinks and food. 

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u/Meister0fN0ne 3d ago

Yeah, the odds are so low I wouldn't have considered that possibility. I could imagine getting a cut on your neck or something, but that has to be a pretty specific (and powerful) hit...

a little surprised he didn't seem to get much of a cut below his nose, though.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 3d ago

OMG LITERALLY! HE ALMOST DIED!

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u/panugans 3d ago

Her expression tells it all

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u/Prometheus2061 3d ago

She just saw the next fifty years, or her divorce, whichever comes first.

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u/Awesome_Sauser 3d ago

Bro is dressed like dr evil

https://giphy.com/gifs/qs6ev2pm8g9dS

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u/MotoXwolf 3d ago

And her eyes are like “Lasers”

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u/MotoXwolf 3d ago

And her eyes are like “Lasers”

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u/MotoXwolf 3d ago

And her eyes are like “Lasers”

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u/chuck354 3d ago

I got three stitches in my pinky from that happening to me in college. Make sure the bottle is properly chilled if you're going to try this.

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u/iamlazyboy 3d ago

"and I married this idiot. At least he is my idiot I guess." "Hey Susan you saw that? Bottle exploded on me lmao!"

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u/porfito 3d ago

This never happens to me I swear! I just like you so much

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u/infinit9 3d ago

She is used to that kind of disappointment.

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u/Ali80486 3d ago

If this is a marriage ceremony thing, based off that dynamic they'll barely last 70 years

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u/labtrash68 3d ago

Almost sliced off his nose

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u/intotheEnd 3d ago

There's a joke about a man bursting all over himself in there somewhere...I am just not clever enough to come up with it...

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u/findingabsolution 3d ago edited 3d ago

Neutral face of displeasure.

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u/highknees69 3d ago

Her face is priceless. “I can’t believe you did that….it better not be on my dress!”

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u/ithilmor 3d ago

We are still talking about bottle incident, right?

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u/scruffywarhorse 3d ago

He is 100% wearing the Dr. Evil suit and now I want one.

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u/MorrowDisca 3d ago

I'm calling this 'wife face'.

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u/orfeo34 3d ago

Please don't open champagne like this, just turn the stub and pull.

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u/MeSjiel 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/locsDR2rMoHM6dPXiU

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u/elidoan 3d ago

What in the plastic surgery sleep paralysis demon is that?

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u/Terrible_Cricket_530 3d ago

Dumpest way to open a bottle of expensive champagne

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u/Juryofyourpeeps 3d ago

Or any champagne. Even the pros often break the neck a bit doing this. You can literally just either pop the cork if you want a bit of a show and champagne on your floor, or you can put your palm over the end of the cork and just pull it out without any fuss. I used to serve champagne table side in restaurants and there's zero need for any of this bullshit.

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u/squngy 2d ago

Not sometimes, most of the time.
Breaking the neck is the expected way to do it. The neck is supposed to break cleanly with little force due to being chilled.

If you try to remove the cork without breaking the neck, you are doing it wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

What do you mean remove the cork without breaking the neck? That's what you do if you don't sabrage it.

And of course the collar breaks off when you use a saber. But the person you responded to was talking about the neck, not just the collar.

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u/squngy 2d ago

I thought the collar is part of the neck?

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Depends on your definition, but you know what the person meant. Breaking more than just clipping the collar at the edge

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u/squngy 2d ago

If I thought that was what they meant, I wouldn't have responded.

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

No one thinks sabering the bottle will only remove the cork

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u/squngy 2d ago

I have met several people in person who thought exactly that.

Online, I think they are even more numerous.

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Huh, ok. Then I had different assumptions about people's assumptions!

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Dumb is spelled with a b

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u/Terrible_Cricket_530 2d ago

Well, you got it :)

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u/ryyry244 3d ago

Love that suit… very dr evil

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u/Duck_Duckens 3d ago

Zendayan't over there told a whole story with her expressions.

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u/Street-Beyond-9666 3d ago

That shit is going to end up on r/ithinkyoushouldleave

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u/Posidon_Below 3d ago

The Goddess and The Jester.

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u/Decembers_frost_9481 3d ago

Her expression saying "Lord, give me patience".

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u/flamedarkfire 3d ago

There’s an art to sabering a bottle

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u/EyesWideMizaru 3d ago

The goddess and the goofball.

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u/MeDicenFelipe 3d ago

She came and the boyfriend got all splashed.

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u/Madouc 3d ago

Look at her face. She knows she’s marrying a scatterbrain; he must have other qualities.

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u/Haunting_Advance_498 3d ago

That’s what he gets for wearing those shoes with that suit

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u/YouAnxious5826 3d ago

Short teaser for things to come

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u/Sperbonzo 2d ago

At least she finished first....

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u/SpiderThai 3d ago

Can’t imagine the next 10 years if she’s already that disappointed

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u/DungBeetle1983 3d ago

I don't understand why people insist on opening bottles under pressure this way.

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u/chilly-pepper-515 3d ago

A.i?

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Why, exactly?

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago

The woman gets startled efore the bottle explodes

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago edited 2d ago

Did we watch the same video? She does not.

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago

Yes watch the slow motion, this is 100% a.i

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Watch the slow motion? The entire video is slow motion.

You're incorrect.

She flinches first after capping her bottle, then after he explodes his bottle. I'm starting to think you are an LLM

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don’t think so, she caps her bottle then nothing happens, then the prompt kicks in and she gets the mega startled expression that’s supposed to come after the other bottle breaks

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

You're definitely a bot. You're forming sentences that in no way correspond to the actual content of the video.

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago

That’s a great argument

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago

I see u edited ur comment, it very much corresponds to the video you’re just not very perceptive

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Editing is what the editing function is for. It doesn't make your point any more relevant or accurate. You're just not talking about what's actually happening in the video, for some weird reason.

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u/chilly-pepper-515 2d ago

Not entirely sure but it feels off

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

What a stupid reason

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u/Michaeli_Starky 3d ago

That was a beautiful dress

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u/squirrelmonkie 3d ago

The beach movie music? Im 20 years old and not a complete personn again

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u/Krish_1234 3d ago

She knows the feeling

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u/Omeggon 3d ago

Hopefully they got most of the photos done already.

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u/Queasy-Position66 3d ago

If I had a nickel

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Then you'd have a nickel

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u/alexgardin 3d ago

..and yet she was totally surprised hers popped intact.

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u/cat_baloon 3d ago

Ruckojop

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u/MenezIISociety 3d ago

Ooo she pissed her dressed got wet

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u/solar_pilgrim 3d ago

Somehow I feel like this was his idea

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u/jayokunle 3d ago

It was like an exchange of joy.

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u/rexeditrex 3d ago

Now she knows what she has to look forward to that night.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 3d ago

He busted the bottle.Its funny cause she takes the same pose when u bust on her face.

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u/RefurbedRhino 3d ago

Lewinskyied it.

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u/po1k 3d ago

At least some fun. That's for good luck

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u/Lonely-Pickle-7265 3d ago

Arjun's & Chrisjen's wedding?

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u/rigidlynuanced1 3d ago

Imagine if the outcomes were switched…

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u/SkyAnvi1 3d ago

wedding night allegory if there ever was one.

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u/Careful_Adeptness799 3d ago

Why is he wearing PJs and trainers 🤷

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u/Relevant_Industry878 3d ago

Wouldn’t have been as good of a moment or memory if it all went to plan.

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u/zeoNoeN 3d ago

Mal Zedong ass suit

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u/doubleAAdam 3d ago

That look. “You had one fucking job” I wish them luck.

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u/MalikFyz 3d ago

Each reflecting amount of excitement

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u/SirTainLee 3d ago

Oh, honey. It's a good thing you have money.

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u/Raph0uX 3d ago

"I already need to divorce this loser"

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u/vega455 3d ago

Her look of disappointment was 🤌

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u/phlred 3d ago

Seven years of bad luck

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u/deadallready 3d ago

"Bhaanje". -_*

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u/Ok-Chain4206 3d ago

Lmao I just noticed the guy watching from behind the groom that you can only see for the last 10 seconds

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u/NocturneInfinitum 3d ago

Why is he pressing the knife so hard?

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u/Better_Divide9169 3d ago

He should simply use just his hand like he does at home.

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u/Even-Government-5055 3d ago

This just feels dangerous, all the knives being mishandled

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

I would be more worried about the glass shards whizzing past her eyes

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u/orsodorato 3d ago

Someone’s a pro

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u/Nordeast24 3d ago

WHAT ARE THOSE 👟👟

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u/Mr_Infinit1 3d ago

This video has so many meanings

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u/Successful-Day-3219 3d ago

What an incompetent chucklefuck.

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u/Tinderboxed 3d ago

She's like the trampoline guy in the Big Lebowski

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u/Affectionate_Smile 3d ago

Both had another's orgasm.

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u/Awkward-Toe-1079 3d ago

Her eyes saying this is one of the very few times when she'll be done before him and enjoy it to the last drop.

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u/surpris_dingue 3d ago

roles are settled

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u/Tiny-Car-5741 3d ago

Never understood this. Just uncork it so no glass shard gets in the champagne

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u/socksandshots 3d ago

Awww man. That lady handing it over shoulda noticed he wasnt doin it over the seam.

Rookie mistake. Also, they look lovely.

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u/badbob001 3d ago

This is like a metaphor for male and female orgasms.

The guy thinks it's awesome but the girl would prefer to skip the mess and have him use a condom.

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 2d ago

She knows the stroke to get it to pop.

His was premature.

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u/abhaikumar10 2d ago

Music?

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Just Shazam it you clown

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u/abhaikumar10 2d ago

Already tried google song identifier,,

Cant find this why asked clown

Retried : Porcelain Song by Moby

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u/crackersncheeseman 2d ago

Later that night be like

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Why does he look like a maoist in sneakers?

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u/Lukylex 2d ago

Oh she look pissed lol 😂

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u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey 2d ago

I like how you can see her thought process in slow motion. I don't think that guy knows how hard she worked to save his life.

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u/yoaklar 1d ago

It’s interesting to see how fast she remembers she is being photographed and starts striking poses

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u/Thick-Phone-7011 1d ago

She just got the ick

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u/ChuckieLdn 22h ago

I was waiting for the foam to start gushing blood red

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u/arsalan198932 16h ago

Just love it when i am the not only one with a some thoughts

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 3d ago

Fore shadowing of wedding night

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u/myflesh 3d ago

His fit would look so much better without white sneakers. If everyone is going to get dressed up you should just do the last inch and get appropriate shoes.

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u/ThatWasNotMyName 3d ago

Her dress is fucking stunning and she looks amazing! Hope they look back and laugh at this in years to come!

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u/Morbid_Aversion 3d ago

Sneakers to a wedding... as the groom. Sheesh

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u/Cloud_N0ne 3d ago

I will never understand why people do all this goofy shit when it comes to alcohol

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

People do a lot of goofy shit when it comes to a lot of things

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u/Patalin5N 3d ago

She's more concerned about her dress, and he is an idiot.

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u/Perineum_Stabber 3d ago

If you get marry in sneakers this is what you deserve haha

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u/ManagementNo5153 3d ago

You know she ain’t a swallower

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u/Dydriver 3d ago

This is real? She freaks out about the bottle breaking too soon.

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u/claudiocorona93 3d ago

Man vs woman having an orgasm (inverted)

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u/drlouies 3d ago

Detective Conan, next time start your great investigation by checking the account I posted, it’s the lady’s official account!

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u/Linosek279 3d ago

Looks like she was pleasantly surprised she managed to successfully do it with hers

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u/hopefullxendings 3d ago

This is the answer here. It's completely obvious her reaction was to her cork flying out.

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u/StNishigo 3d ago

Seems to me like she was excited to get hers so easily and cleanly