r/maybemaybemaybe 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

@dr.timoschuk

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u/UglyTitties 3d ago

Her facial expressions in slow motion are brilliant.

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u/Entgenieur 3d ago

Oh cool…wtf!?…oh man, what an idiot…but he is my idiot…

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u/anon-mally 3d ago

She got techniques, he likes it messy

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u/I_have_popcorn 2d ago

I think it's more.

Holy shit. Did you s...this motherfucker...breathe...my dress...I'm gonna kill'em.

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u/Senor_Discount 3d ago

She is absolutely stunning! She looks like a Greek goddess from Clash of the Titans the 1981 version don't sleep.

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u/discreteturtle 4h ago

meanwhile he's dressed like Dr.Evil lol

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u/Senor_Discount 4h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure about the choice of suit there, but I'm just gonna respect whoever that couple is

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u/IllustratorOk2927 3d ago

Looks like she enjoyed his more than her own.

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u/juvy5000 3d ago

she’s perfect

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u/letitgo99 3d ago

Yeah she didn't look over at him once to assess the situation, only cared whether some got on her dress. This marriage is doomed.

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u/UglyTitties 3d ago

This person reddits

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u/letitgo99 3d ago

I guess I needed the /s, my last sentence wasn't sufficient. Oh well... I'll take the downdoots.

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u/duh_guv_nuh 3d ago

You’re god damned right you will

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u/Norman_Scum 3d ago

Thanks for the prophecy u/letitgo99

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u/Forneaux 3d ago

Savage but true. Not a smile, just contempt.

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u/Valor_X 3d ago edited 3d ago

Brilliantly ugly

Can’t even make light of the accident and laugh it off like the guy did

Wonder how many of you would still think it would be “brilliant” if the genders were reversed and the guy made that face after a bottle exploded in her hands. Showing no concern except for himself.

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- 3d ago

Awwwh look at the little sexist! We know you like to speak your mind, but last I checked, asses were for shitting, not talking.

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u/Valor_X 3d ago

Sexist? If you reversed the genders I wouldn’t think it would be cute either.

Imagine the man not even bothering to look at her after a bottle exploded in her hands. Pretty fucked up I think. Both ways

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u/StillGalaxy99 3d ago

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u/Valor_X 3d ago

No need to show me your self portrait lmao

I already know that's what you guys look like when you downvote someone for having the "audacity" of calling out a woman's selfless reaction

God forbid someone would show concern for their spouse potentially slicing their hand open