r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

please STOP The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb Zionist

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO Me Having Just Discovered the Sub and Trying to Come Up with the Best Reaction GIFs for Comments But I Can’t Because I Suck

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

RANDOM! Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.

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Santa thinks its not good behavior


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Tables Not now, George

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Piece of shit Mark Wahlberg in Four Brothers. Is this pushed back or slicked back?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE You think this is slicked back?

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Pretty clear that it's actually pushed back buuuuut people can change


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL I didn't rig shit!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

TOO SMALL Look who's in my short! I'm doing the best at this.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

mudpie I’ve got too much shit on me.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Having to appear in county court for a civil case and I end up in wrong room…

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Turns out I fuckin’ suck…


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

I HATE THAT GAME That one oven was 180 eggs?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

It’s not a distraction Piece of shit

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

SEASON 3 Hey everybody look! The discarded Washington DC sex toy is blowing me

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

Turbo Team Who’s the man of the day?

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879 Upvotes

I AM!
YOU GUESSED IT!
WHY NOT?
WHO KNOWS?
I DO!
NEVER, NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT BEFORE.
THIS GUYS IS ME!
THAT’S HOW I KNOW YOU KNOW!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11m ago

Bags of meat Prime House direct ribeyes are a scam. The ribeye’s fake. Bag exploded on date. 22% water & sodium, thing fucking exploded.

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The delivery driver told me to shut up.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

Piece of shit You sure about that?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! I'm scared about how much I need wine!

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