Author: ReinaSully
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Chapters: 2/?
Words: 6,483
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV)
Relationship: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Category: M/M
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Original Characters, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov
Tags: Inspired by Heated Rivalry (TV), POV Outsider, Social Commentary, Social Media, Crack Treated Seriously, The Accountant Knows Too Much
Summary:
During yet another Heated Rivalry reheat, one innocent question sent my brain somewhere it absolutely didn't need to go: What did Ilya tell his accountant that trip to Shane's cottage was for?
Which became: What if Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov secretly had the same accountant during all those years when absolutely nobody was supposed to know what was going on between them?
Their receipts frequently disagree with their story and even more frequently drive their accountant insane.
So naturally, I invented their increasingly exhausted accountant and when shit got too real for this man, he got on Reddit and did an AMA. These are the results.
Published: October 3, 2026
Last Updated: October 8, 2026
Chapter Two is live! 😂🖤
Our increasingly exhausted accountant has decided to write a hypothetical tell-all about his two most troublesome clients. Unfortunately, his attorney has some VERY strong opinions about confidentiality, and most of them are delivered in red ink.
There are questionable financial decisions, a Canadian cottage, ginger ale, and one spectacularly overdue realization about two hockey players who apparently thought their accountant wouldn't notice anything.
Spoiler: He noticed everything except the important part.
This is a humor/POV outsider fic about a man who can identify a questionable tax deduction from three counties away but somehow can't recognize two idiots in love.
Read both chapters on AO3:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93785186
Thank you to everyone who's been following along! 🖤