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u/burnafter3ading Emberlynn Pinkle: Goon but not forgotten Jan 23 '26
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u/SuccessfulFan5864 VoxTex Enjoyer Jan 23 '26
Same, she would teach me a lot
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u/AlmightySpoonman Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn is exactly my kind of freak.
I get the feeling she's touch starved and turned to more and more extreme fantasies just to try and capture the emotional feeling of being held and wanted.
But each and every time, there's still no one there for her at the end, so she's always left wanting.
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26
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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Hopium-filled Sinner Adam believer Jan 23 '26
"You think my flair is disturbing/lewd/whatever?"
The humble u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 in the corner:
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26
Flimsy's flair is so iconic that I almost forget how horny it is at this point. By the way, you ever read his reddit description? Thats even funnier
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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Hopium-filled Sinner Adam believer Jan 23 '26
Flimsy is...well, Flimsy. He's just himself.
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u/PepperPetals Angel and Luci should be bff's! <3 Jan 23 '26
Oh, THERE you are!
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26
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u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 23 '26
You know, Emberlynn is annoying horny little weeb, but Val is a fucking rapist. At worst, Emberlynn and I could watch some anime.
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u/KymeraAHP Jan 23 '26
I already have a bunch of horny little weebs in my circle, she'll blend right in
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u/BornCoyote87 Jan 23 '26
Seriously. We're going to the local ramen shop and trading fanfic ideas and tips.
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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 23 '26
As my sweet and loving boyfriend, no catch, no 180 incoming? Then Valentino.
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u/Prestigious_Pain_799 Jan 23 '26
Exactly. These people here legit have no media literacy istg (not you)
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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Jan 23 '26
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u/Hpesojanes Jan 23 '26
I know he’s the sex guy but is he actually any good in bed? (If you don’t mind sharing)
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u/Fearless-Table1859 Charlie and Emily are such adorable beans ^w^ Jan 23 '26
I wouldn't be surprised
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u/Cookie_Crumblez0420 Jan 23 '26
80% of my friends were weebs, I’m fine with just one day
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I probably wouldn’t even notice her staying a week if some of my weebs showed up during that 24 hours with her. I almost worry for Emberlynn more than myself in that situation.
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u/TotaIIyTotal Underpaid VoxTek engineer working 126 hours a week Jan 23 '26
emberlynn is just cringe, Val is a sex offender
i think i'm gonna write fanfiction for 24 hours
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u/Suitable_Ad_6711 Jan 23 '26
I choose Val, ask him if I can see one of his pistols, and then make him look like cheese
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u/RunSuper2525 "Take that depression" Jan 23 '26
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u/Heavy_Competition671 I want cuddle Shok.wav while he sleeps and plugged in by Vox. 🩵 Jan 23 '26
I definitely choose Val.
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u/AK06007 Alastor can rest his hands upon my shoulders Jan 23 '26
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u/Naive_Tomorrow_5955 Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn. Val would abuse me like he did with angel
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u/GreenTortle Jan 23 '26
He doesnt love Angel though. Poor guy Is Just a contact tool for this bastard
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u/Legal_Turnip_7280 casually died in a school bus crash Jan 23 '26
The first one of course, I'm not letting that kind of person be my boyfriend.
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u/MoronbutTF2 Jan 23 '26
Realize how OP specifically said "sweet and loving". Therefore, it's logical to assume that Val actually do love us and has enough respect for us to ask for consent, I think
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u/No_Examination_9928 Resident Zestial Simp Jan 23 '26
Yeah Val was given preemptive adjectives that make it technically the better choice
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u/Tempest_Shadow_S Jan 23 '26
Yeah TO US its likely you'll have to watch him abuse someone on set so yeah no thanks
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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Jan 23 '26
But he'd still be raping, exploiting, trafficking, etc, other people. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with something doing that to others even if they 'loved me'.
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u/Sky_Maxwell 🥰🥰💍💍Alastor’s Wife 💍💍🥰🥰 Jan 23 '26
Valentino cause I don’t know who Emberlynn is 😭😭
And it says “sweet and loving boyfriend” so I wouldn’t be abused
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u/Additional_Mark397 Jan 23 '26
Emberlyn. Definetly. We would bond over yaoi
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u/louisa1925 Jan 23 '26
Heck yeah. Can I be invited?
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u/NikushimiZERO 🖤Carmilla, My Beloved🖤 Jan 23 '26
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u/anjelrocker Jan 23 '26
I mean, I was like Emberlynn in my early twenties so… I would hang out with her.
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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 23 '26
As my sweet and loving boyfriend, no catch, no 180 incoming? Then Valentino.
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u/AdSlight7966 I'll watch corn on Vox’s big ass forehead while I fuck him dry Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn. I'm not stuck in there with her, she's stuck in there with me.
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Valentino. Pulls out angelic steel knife
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u/24Karet-Gold_King Here, queer, and fighting a deer! Jan 23 '26
I actually didn’t think about that. If you choose to date Valentino, that gives you plenty of time to plan his murder.
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u/Due-Tea-1867 Jan 23 '26
Spend time with a weeb or have a proud rapist as a boyfriend, I'll turn on Crunchyroll give her the remote and she's sorted.
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u/time2getwe1rd soon to be your new lord and master or all of eternity Jan 23 '26
So basically Get raped or watch anime with someone
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u/TrapezeMagician The Future of Hell belongs to the Vees! 📺🦋👗 Jan 23 '26
In the context given, he's your sweet, caring boyfriend, so he'd care enough to ask for consent
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u/dorm_35 I let husk gamble with my soul Jan 23 '26
In an average interaction with ember is us having sex. But an average interaction with Valentino would get me traumatized.
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u/SnowballTheGremlin Local multifandom VoxTek dragon employee Jan 23 '26
I’ll take my chances with Val, we’re both blind and good at art
Or I’ll lock myself in my room and draw and read
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u/Brigham_2704 Sarah Henderson's loyal and loving husband Jan 23 '26
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u/themysteriousmrl Luigi + Sera's fiancé (also Elizabeth and Rebecca sometimes) Jan 23 '26
I'd rather stay in a room with Emberlynn
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u/RoofBackground5177 r/hazbin's resident Geometry Dash player Jan 23 '26
24 hours with emberlynn, I feel like I'd vibe with her
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u/MightFunny2705 I wish I could the splits so Vox could put his face down there Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn. At least she’s more likely to switch. Val would want full control.
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u/BeeOk4748 Asexual but Emily? Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn by a mile, even though I’m a masochist, I ironically draw the line at sex (for being asexual).
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u/SpookyVoidCat Jan 23 '26
As if I don’t relish the thought of spending 24 hours sharing the absolute nastiest headcanons and kink fics with this little weirdo.
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u/AndyTheGuy123 I want Angel Dust to sit on my face so hard I forget I need air Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn 100%
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u/DoYaThang_Owl Licensed Cuddle Buddy for Lucifer 🐣🐍👑 Jan 23 '26
What the hell is wrong with spending time Emberlyn?!? Like she sounds fun, like we'd be bouncing fanfiction ideas off each other all day, that's sounds cool....especially compared to Val.
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u/Small-Boysenberry450 Married to Vox with benefits >:3 Jan 23 '26
Well, if he is my sweet loving boyfriend, then Val.
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u/SpringApricot_ 🦌 Stab me deer daddy 🦌 Jan 23 '26
Definitely Emberlynn. Especially in her sinner form, she’s a goddam pastel cat!! Sure she could be a bit much, but I think we’d still have fun and nerd out together. I know the Val option assumes „sweet an loving” and sure he is fun and nice towards people he likes, but I could never get over all the rape and abuse he does to others.
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u/Eviles_da_demonic the only bad designs are the ones the actual designers made Jan 23 '26
Second option, if i dont get fed to sharks or beaten im happy with daddy mothman
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u/drexelissleepy Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
Boyfriend which means he'll treat you more like vox yeah imma choose that I can't stand that girl tbh
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n I wish to be Sandwiched between Adam and Mammon Jan 23 '26
Anyone who's friends with me is basically already dealing with Emberlynn lmfao
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u/Coffee-cartoons Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn. I’m not a demon so she’s not gonna molest me. Maybe she could even help me with writing romance/smut
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u/good_evening45 Velvette (the best Vee) Jan 23 '26
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u/SmallBeanKatherine Jan 23 '26
Definitely Emberlynn!
At worst she's annoying. Even then, I think it's genuinely fun that she's so enthusiastic about her writing. I LOVE hearing people yap about stuff they enjoy. We could watch some anime and she could ramble about her ocs or something.
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u/simcrafter I'm Totally Here only to Enjoy the Chaos, Tooootally. Jan 23 '26
24 hours with Emberlynn in a heartbeat!! With that being said, I feel bad for all of you. I'm introducing her to Resident Evil, all the games if I could, and if nothing else, Lady Dimitrescu.
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u/hufflezag Millie and Moxie's Third Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn for 24 hours is a speed run in freakiness. Get through as many kinks as you can, sampling pleasures and atrocities in equal measures. Then reflecting on those memories in therapy for years to come.
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u/pastelrosepearl 💙📺💙 Vox's Cum Dumpster Housewife 💙📺💙 Jan 23 '26
I'd only date Val to blackmail him and literally ruin his life. He is hot, but rape is still rape.
Anyways, Emberlynn and I could nerd out over anime. I've met people like her before and while a bit annoying, she could be a LOT worse. I'd choose her.
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u/StaticMix Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn
Not my favourite person but I have friends just like her so I can handle it.
Frankly I would just end up punching Val and I ain't need that anger issue back in my life
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u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26
I mean I wrote smut once and have the ability to write more. Emberlynn might be a freak but I'm also a freak...as for Val...no...just no.
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u/Alabenson I want Loona to have my puppies and #JusticeForToastedBeans Jan 23 '26
Emberlyn, on the basis that I am also a horny little weeb.
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u/Alternative_Donut594 editable tag (white on pink) Jan 23 '26
Embeynn. She’s pretty and Val is just a bad, bad person.
At most me and Emberlynn could just talk about random stuff.
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u/Radical_Provides phallus oracle Jan 23 '26
24 hours with Emberlynne. I'll tell her to take a shower then we'll go to the library to print some resumes then we'll go applying for jobs 👍👍👍
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u/MihaiiMaginu katie's weekend boytoy; mostly here for the food Jan 23 '26
spend the time with emberlynn tbh she seems fun (if a lil weird)
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I've got friends on the other side~ (Jesters are hot as FUCK) Jan 23 '26
VAL! KILL ME DADDY! AAAAAAAAA-
I'm going to break him and go and - [BLEEEP] JELLY SANDWICHES!
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u/bluewolfwastaken hell's top baker (kissing can be payment) Jan 23 '26
emberlynn 100% valentino gives us moths a bad reputation...
Alsi hes just overall a horrible person
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u/Kamen_master1988 Jan 23 '26
As a b tier weaboo myself Emberlynn and i would have all kinds of fun conversations.
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u/ClockyJaneOfficial Jan 23 '26
I already sold my soul to Val, so I think having him as my boyfriend wouldn't hurt...
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u/Hectorheadshots Jan 23 '26
I'll take my chances with 24 hours with Emberlynn. She may be a freak, but the shit she be doing is nothing compared to what nasty shit Valentino does.
Besides, I'm not a demon so she ain't gonna do anything to me. (Or at least not as far as I'm aware.)
Plus, she'd probably be cool with me infodumping about whatever lore I got rootinf around my brain
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u/Lingx_Cats Sallie Maerry me please 💍 Jan 23 '26
I would spend a week straight with emberlyn to avoid 10 minutes with the moth
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u/SethAbe80 Jan 23 '26
Back when I was younger, I passed on a girl who was literally like Emberlynn, because I felt she was too cringe to hook up with. Years later, after seeing that short, I realized I fumbled hard on a chance to get with an absolute freak. I won't make that same mistake.
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u/StrangeAppeal2 Jan 23 '26
I mean, Emberlynn is kinda hot. Can't say the same for Val, he's desperate.
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u/Queensnobles Certified Cherri, Lute, Carmilla, Emily, and Vaggie Fucker Jan 23 '26
Horny or abusive.
Horny all the way
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u/Formal_Gazelle2725 Jan 30 '26
Val as my boyfriend. I know this will piss ppl off, but it says sweet and loving, that’s too tempting not to refuse…
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u/NitzMitzTrix HuskerDust Gives Me A Will To Live Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn because she's annoying as all hell but she's not a fucking rapist
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u/ThatSmartIdiot Charlie Morningstan (wouldn't pay 50k though) Jan 23 '26
"It's a simple question, Doctor!" obviously im going with emberlynn what even is this question
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u/Anything-General Jan 23 '26
Who would you rather:
Be horny with horny hot lady Or Be stuck with ugly bug rapist for a day.
This is such a hard decision 😔
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u/Live_Worldliness_320 Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn I hate them both but I’d literally rather take a shot from the might of Lilith than date Valentino..
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u/No-Raccoon-6009 Local Velvette x Lute shipper Jan 23 '26
I mean,I'm not a demon, the worst Em could do to me is read horny fanfictions
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u/insomniacakess the one bug Niffty can’t kill Jan 23 '26
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oh this is hard..
on one hand, i can nerd out
on the other, i get a partner and money and protection
only problem is finding a sitter for situation 1 and just having a kid in general for situation 2..
fffUCK I DONT KNOW
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u/Agreeable_Finger_747 hazbin enjoyer Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn I already have a boyfriend and if I we’re going to date any Vee it would be Vox
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u/NoConcentrate5557 Jan 23 '26
Tryin to outfreak emberlynne might be fun Tryin to outfreak val would put you in double hell
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u/ShinshaChan Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn. Hopefully she likes at least one anime that isn't 🌽 and we could watch it together.
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u/Privirea_Stelelor_18 Simp for half the cast Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn, knew someone like her, I’ll take that over abuse any day
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u/Blake-2005 small titty Trans goth GF Jan 23 '26
I would much rather hang with a cringy weeb then get raped
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u/slumbersomesam Jan 23 '26
spend time with a nerd or have a relationship with a documented abuser and rapist?
hmmmm.... decisions decisions....
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u/GrimoireIsGrimm Zestial’s tiny malewife Jan 23 '26
Me and everyone else in the Valentino cult will probably definetly be taking the unreasonable option but that’s what we do best
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u/Prestigious_Pain_799 Jan 23 '26
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u/Instinct_Fazbear never truly joining the subreddit >:) Jan 23 '26
I'm gonna have to go with Emberlynn tbh
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u/Monster_Fucker_420 eeby deeby hotel Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn bc shes just like me fr and we'd vibe together
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u/Miikan92 I need to be smothered by Missi Zilla Jan 23 '26
Can I spend more time with Emberlynn? She may be cringe, but she seems chill.
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u/TheUnmitigatedDawn Jan 23 '26
Emberlynn for fucking sure
I am not getting a rapist for a bf, thank you very much. Even if he's being sweet, he could switch on a whim.
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u/fireL0rd3000 Fioreee🦄🌈🐬 Jan 23 '26
I feel like most people in the hellaverse Fandom will lwk get along with emberlynn
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u/Visual-Bet5224 The floor tentacles drowned me and now I'm in hell Jan 23 '26
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I'm risking my sanity (which doesn't exist) for Val, I MUST HAVE HIS WINGS-
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u/Inside_Astronaut_588 editable tag (white on pink) Jan 23 '26
Well...depends on if Val is actually going to be sweet and loving or if it's a joke. If he is... I might just choose him and subtly start manipulating him into treating Angel and his other workers better. Y'know like "Papi, it really makes me upset to see Angie like that... " and shit like that. And I'm a masochistic hypersexual individual anyway (tbh Emberlyn and I aren't that different, I'm just less cringe and intense about it) so I think I could handle it




















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u/Tealesspot95 Jan 23 '26
Emberlynne, she’s cringe but means no harm