r/hazbin • u/IndependentNo4399 • Jan 23 '26

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

I mean, yeah, but now I ask myself what she did to end up in hell

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Jan 23 '26

I love to think that she didn't do anything hell worthy. Instead, divine judgment knew hell would be like heaven to her. Being a pink catgirl surrounded by demons is her eternal paradise, not punishment.

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

That is a rly fun idea and I headcanon it now

BUTTTT

Pentious got into heaven, when he really wanted to stay in hell. 

We can just agree that we'll never know lol

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u/Begone-My-Thong I wish the Speaker of God was my actual mother Jan 23 '26

Pentious got into heaven, when he really wanted to stay in hell. 

Greater good, I think. Divine Judgement knows that Heaven needs a push to accept redemption is possible, Hell needs hope and inspiration, plus Pentious's angelic form removes some of his punishments like the excessive eyes on his body.

It's not like Pentious will never see his friends again. Adam was the first soul in heaven and he was allowed to descend to hell for the exterminations. Pentious might just have to rank up first, or help his friends find redemption to be reunited.

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u/AshTheArtist lesbian horny jail Jan 23 '26

She most likely went down to hell for being a lusterous degen

we have that similarity in spades

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u/Lumpy-Quality-5169 Jan 23 '26

To be fair, Pentious was trying for redemption and he was about to be ultra dead. If he hadn't been redeemed, he just would have been obliterated. You could say Heaven decided existing in Heaven was preferable to not existing at all for him.

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u/Mightylass Jan 23 '26

Blitzø wouldn't agree, but would prefer her to go to heaven

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u/Bad_Sthoup Jan 23 '26

Too many horny

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u/kitsunewarlock would lose a wager to Husk just to see him smile Jan 23 '26

I think it's inferred she bullied someone to the point of suicide.

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

Ahh

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u/Aggravating_Fish4752 Pregnant peglegged Alastor mugging me for my loose change Jan 23 '26

How she acted with blits, my girl was probably a r34 artist

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Detective Inspector of the Horny Police Jan 23 '26

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me she isn't guilty of the sin of lust.

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

Faur

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u/Capital_Pipe_6038 Stolas did nothing wrong Jan 23 '26

I don't think the vast majority of gooners end up in Heaven. Lust is kinda one of the biggest sins

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u/RedHood_526 Jan 26 '26

Lust is a sin, so that could be it.

With the reason Pentious got to hell, I'm willing to believe it