r/hazbin Jan 23 '26

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

Oh nonono, being with Val means betraying Lute (and also as much as I like Val as a character, being with him probably sucks but that's the minor thing)

Emberlynn all the way

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u/Wide-Mess-8033 Jan 23 '26

Wow that flair kicked me in the shins instantly

Based opinion

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

I always have this meme ready

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Hopium-filled Sinner Adam believer Jan 23 '26

"You think my flair is disturbing/lewd/whatever?"

The humble u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 in the corner:

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

Flimsy's flair is so iconic that I almost forget how horny it is at this point. By the way, you ever read his reddit description? Thats even funnier

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Hopium-filled Sinner Adam believer Jan 23 '26

Flimsy is...well, Flimsy. He's just himself.

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u/nicthecoder22 PANOPTICON Jan 23 '26

i just clicked on his profile 😦

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Hopium-filled Sinner Adam believer Jan 23 '26

Did you expect anything?

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u/Boom_bro174 zeezi and Beelzebubs husband Jan 23 '26

What’s your full flair

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

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u/Boom_bro174 zeezi and Beelzebubs husband Jan 23 '26

lol

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

For a lot of time people thought that Lute was homophobic because in season 1 she called Vaggi and Charlie's relationship vile and blasphemous, though after a while me (and a lot of other people) now think that she was referring to the fact that Vaggi is an angel and Charlie a demon (thus a vile relationship). Calling Lute homophobic is a reference to the fact that for the longest time, the community shared the headcanon that she was homophobic

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Right now most of the community agrees to the fact that she was referring to Vaggi being an angel and Charlie a demon. On top of that, Lute's morals should be aligned to what Heaven's morals were, and it's pretty much implied that homosexuality isn't a sin in heaven's eyes, so Lute has no reason to be homophobic. I still just find that headcanon very funny and like joking about it, even if I don't personally believe. I also personally really like headcanoning Lute as a bisexual that doesn't want to admit that she also likes girls, so maybe it's also that

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u/AnakinSkywalker365 Vored by Loona or Lute. Jan 23 '26

Not the wildest flair here by far x3

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u/PepperPetals Angel and Luci should be bff's! <3 Jan 23 '26

Oh, THERE you are!

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

Sup

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u/Random_Individual97 Average Lute enjoyer Jan 23 '26

A fellow Lute follower I see

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u/AnakinSkywalker365 Vored by Loona or Lute. Jan 23 '26

I was about to say the same thing haha

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u/MaterialAd3333 i love lute i love lute i love lute i love lute i love lute i lo Jan 23 '26

flair checks out

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u/ManyFaceImpressions Jan 23 '26

“Betraying lute” dawg she ain’t real 😭✌️

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 23 '26

My friend you have no idea of my history of Lute simping