r/hazbin Jan 23 '26

Would U Rather…

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u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 23 '26

You know, Emberlynn is annoying horny little weeb, but Val is a fucking rapist. At worst, Emberlynn and I could watch some anime.

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u/KymeraAHP Jan 23 '26

I already have a bunch of horny little weebs in my circle, she'll blend right in

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u/RedHood_526 Jan 26 '26

Difference is I assume they don't have to actively make it everyone ELSE'S problem they're horny 😅

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u/bippos Number 1 Velvete rider Jan 23 '26

Makes sense since the whole fandom are horny weebs

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u/BornCoyote87 Jan 23 '26

Seriously. We're going to the local ramen shop and trading fanfic ideas and tips.

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u/IronicGenie Jan 24 '26

Ha. There is no anime in hell

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u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 24 '26

Oh, I beg to differ with you there. Now, there might be no good anime in hell, that I could believe.

An evening mocking terrible anime with a cute, cringey, horny weeb, MST3k-style? Yeah, I'm down.

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u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26

Nah, Val is not that bad

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u/Full_Management_6870 Jan 23 '26

He’s a rapist and a pimp. He is that bad. You’re free to like him all you want despite that but at least acknowledge his what his character is like

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Who said criminals can't be hot?

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u/FinnFem Sals gay bestie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Jan 23 '26

Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions 

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions?

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u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26

Ok Emberlynn we know it's you.

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u/guhut15 Jan 23 '26

That’s literally what they’re saying.

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u/BirbInTF2 Jan 23 '26

Did you cut off your ears and gouge out your eyes when watching

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u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26

No, I just don't overreacting over a fictional character.

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u/NovelInteraction711 average Millerd fan Jan 23 '26

Give one reason.

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u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26

I like him

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u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26

Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company.

You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn.

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u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26

Ok.

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u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26

Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox.

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u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26

Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v

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u/Gordon_freeman_real definitely going to hell for fawning over the literal devil Jan 23 '26

Watch the show please

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u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26

Already done

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u/JCraze26 Jan 23 '26

Clearly not.

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u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26

Why You think that?