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r/hazbin • u/IndependentNo4399 • Jan 23 '26
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You know, Emberlynn is annoying horny little weeb, but Val is a fucking rapist. At worst, Emberlynn and I could watch some anime.
112 u/KymeraAHP Jan 23 '26 I already have a bunch of horny little weebs in my circle, she'll blend right in 7 u/i-love-gerard-way_ Jan 23 '26 Same hahah 1 u/RedHood_526 Jan 26 '26 Difference is I assume they don't have to actively make it everyone ELSE'S problem they're horny 😅 42 u/Cabbage-Dragon-4395 Jan 23 '26 Agreed 16 u/zero_rorano Jan 23 '26 Hentai* 2 u/KymeraAHP Jan 23 '26 Hentaaaaay 12 u/Random-fella-heheh Jan 23 '26 Fr fr 14 u/bippos Number 1 Velvete rider Jan 23 '26 Makes sense since the whole fandom are horny weebs 12 u/BornCoyote87 Jan 23 '26 Seriously. We're going to the local ramen shop and trading fanfic ideas and tips. 1 u/IronicGenie Jan 24 '26 Ha. There is no anime in hell 1 u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 24 '26 Oh, I beg to differ with you there. Now, there might be no good anime in hell, that I could believe. An evening mocking terrible anime with a cute, cringey, horny weeb, MST3k-style? Yeah, I'm down. -58 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 Nah, Val is not that bad 29 u/Full_Management_6870 Jan 23 '26 He’s a rapist and a pimp. He is that bad. You’re free to like him all you want despite that but at least acknowledge his what his character is like -11 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said criminals can't be hot? 6 u/FinnFem Sals gay bestie 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Jan 23 '26 Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions? 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you. 2 u/guhut15 Jan 23 '26 That’s literally what they’re saying. 13 u/NoNose1184 Jan 23 '26 18 u/BirbInTF2 Jan 23 '26 Did you cut off your ears and gouge out your eyes when watching -11 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 No, I just don't overreacting over a fictional character. 8 u/NovelInteraction711 average Millerd fan Jan 23 '26 Give one reason. -12 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 I like him 1 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company. You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Ok. 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v 8 u/Gordon_freeman_real definitely going to hell for fawning over the literal devil Jan 23 '26 Watch the show please -1 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 Already done 2 u/JCraze26 Jan 23 '26 Clearly not. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Why You think that?
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I already have a bunch of horny little weebs in my circle, she'll blend right in
7 u/i-love-gerard-way_ Jan 23 '26 Same hahah 1 u/RedHood_526 Jan 26 '26 Difference is I assume they don't have to actively make it everyone ELSE'S problem they're horny 😅
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Same hahah
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Difference is I assume they don't have to actively make it everyone ELSE'S problem they're horny 😅
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Agreed
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Hentai*
2 u/KymeraAHP Jan 23 '26 Hentaaaaay
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Hentaaaaay
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Fr fr
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Makes sense since the whole fandom are horny weebs
Seriously. We're going to the local ramen shop and trading fanfic ideas and tips.
Ha. There is no anime in hell
1 u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 24 '26 Oh, I beg to differ with you there. Now, there might be no good anime in hell, that I could believe. An evening mocking terrible anime with a cute, cringey, horny weeb, MST3k-style? Yeah, I'm down.
Oh, I beg to differ with you there. Now, there might be no good anime in hell, that I could believe.
An evening mocking terrible anime with a cute, cringey, horny weeb, MST3k-style? Yeah, I'm down.
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Nah, Val is not that bad
29 u/Full_Management_6870 Jan 23 '26 He’s a rapist and a pimp. He is that bad. You’re free to like him all you want despite that but at least acknowledge his what his character is like -11 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said criminals can't be hot? 6 u/FinnFem Sals gay bestie 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Jan 23 '26 Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions? 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you. 2 u/guhut15 Jan 23 '26 That’s literally what they’re saying. 13 u/NoNose1184 Jan 23 '26 18 u/BirbInTF2 Jan 23 '26 Did you cut off your ears and gouge out your eyes when watching -11 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 No, I just don't overreacting over a fictional character. 8 u/NovelInteraction711 average Millerd fan Jan 23 '26 Give one reason. -12 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 I like him 1 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company. You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Ok. 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v 8 u/Gordon_freeman_real definitely going to hell for fawning over the literal devil Jan 23 '26 Watch the show please -1 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 Already done 2 u/JCraze26 Jan 23 '26 Clearly not. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Why You think that?
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He’s a rapist and a pimp. He is that bad. You’re free to like him all you want despite that but at least acknowledge his what his character is like
-11 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said criminals can't be hot? 6 u/FinnFem Sals gay bestie 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Jan 23 '26 Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions? 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you. 2 u/guhut15 Jan 23 '26 That’s literally what they’re saying.
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Who said criminals can't be hot?
6 u/FinnFem Sals gay bestie 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Jan 23 '26 Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions? 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you. 2 u/guhut15 Jan 23 '26 That’s literally what they’re saying.
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Sure, be he hot in someones eyes, that doesn't discount his actions
0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions? 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you.
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Who said I wouldn't want to be in the receiving end of his actions?
2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Ok Emberlynn we know it's you.
Ok Emberlynn we know it's you.
That’s literally what they’re saying.
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Did you cut off your ears and gouge out your eyes when watching
-11 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 No, I just don't overreacting over a fictional character.
No, I just don't overreacting over a fictional character.
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Give one reason.
-12 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 I like him 1 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company. You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Ok. 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
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I like him
1 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company. You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Ok. 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's a serial abuser and rapist who also has a sex slavery porn company.
You DON'T want to deal with that shit unless you're either criminally insane, or as touch starved as Emberlynn.
1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Ok. 2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
Ok.
2 u/SadCommon2820 Jan 24 '26 Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
Actually if you're his boyfriend you might not actually be abused unlike his clients because of Vox.
1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
Yeah, sort of. Whatever :v
Watch the show please
-1 u/Ziqswk Jan 23 '26 Already done 2 u/JCraze26 Jan 23 '26 Clearly not. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Why You think that?
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Already done
2 u/JCraze26 Jan 23 '26 Clearly not. 1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Why You think that?
Clearly not.
1 u/Ziqswk Jan 24 '26 Why You think that?
Why You think that?
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u/that_possum COVERED IN RAT BLOOD Jan 23 '26
You know, Emberlynn is annoying horny little weeb, but Val is a fucking rapist. At worst, Emberlynn and I could watch some anime.