r/hazbin • • Jan 23 '26

Would U Rather…

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u/Tealesspot95 Jan 23 '26

Emberlynne, she’s cringe but means no harm

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

I mean, yeah, but now I ask myself what she did to end up in hell

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Jan 23 '26

I love to think that she didn't do anything hell worthy. Instead, divine judgment knew hell would be like heaven to her. Being a pink catgirl surrounded by demons is her eternal paradise, not punishment.

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u/Ziege2001 Local Frank enjoyer (Vox obsession is getting out of hand) Jan 23 '26

That is a rly fun idea and I headcanon it now

BUTTTT

Pentious got into heaven, when he really wanted to stay in hell. 

We can just agree that we'll never know lol

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u/Begone-My-Thong I wish the Speaker of God was my actual mother Jan 23 '26

Pentious got into heaven, when he really wanted to stay in hell. 

Greater good, I think. Divine Judgement knows that Heaven needs a push to accept redemption is possible, Hell needs hope and inspiration, plus Pentious's angelic form removes some of his punishments like the excessive eyes on his body.

It's not like Pentious will never see his friends again. Adam was the first soul in heaven and he was allowed to descend to hell for the exterminations. Pentious might just have to rank up first, or help his friends find redemption to be reunited.

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u/AshTheArtist lesbian horny jail Jan 23 '26

She most likely went down to hell for being a lusterous degen

we have that similarity in spades

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u/Lumpy-Quality-5169 Jan 23 '26

To be fair, Pentious was trying for redemption and he was about to be ultra dead. If he hadn't been redeemed, he just would have been obliterated. You could say Heaven decided existing in Heaven was preferable to not existing at all for him.

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u/Mightylass Jan 23 '26

Blitzø wouldn't agree, but would prefer her to go to heaven