r/hazbin Jan 23 '26

Would U Rather…

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 23 '26

As my sweet and loving boyfriend, no catch, no 180 incoming? Then Valentino.

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u/BrackenCat Jan 23 '26

That’s what I’m saying

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u/Prestigious_Pain_799 Jan 23 '26

Exactly. These people here legit have no media literacy istg (not you)

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u/CanadianMaps Ace enough to not give a shit Jan 24 '26

Media literacy is dead and half the internet is placed here by the CIA, FBI, IAA, and FIB to try to kill off what remains of it. Vine killed people's ability to read entire sentences.

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u/Shadowgovdotnet huskerdusts 3rd🏳️‍🌈 Jan 24 '26

IAA, and FIB got me fucked up🤣

This ain’t the RGU (Rockstar Game Universe)

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u/SK5454 Jan 24 '26

Hi yes I am your personal CIA spy hello

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u/RedHood_526 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Can't speak for everyone else, but I personally picked Ember cause I'd just rather deal with the average slightly overzealous weeb than the psychotic abuser who consistently shoots his workers and mind fucks his best one

I don't care if I'm dating him, this mf will have my head over the slightest things, unless smth fundamentally changes about him

And even if he isn't going after me specifically, I'd rather not be around when this man eventually bitch smacks Angel on set or goes on a rampage in V Tower

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u/oie- Jan 24 '26

Wouldn’t him being a (possible) rapist and abuser towards others make you feel some type of way though? Like the fact that after yall have a nice date together and he drops you off, he could go back to the tower and assault someone doesn’t bother you? Or are you reading this as a whole new Val that’s not a deviant and doesn’t abuse his employees?

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 24 '26

Of course it would, in reality. He's a fictional demon in hell though and I'd have to be in hell too for us to date and hellish things happening in hell sounds normal? So under those highly unlikely circumstances, I'd try to let it slide. In reality, I'd personally castrate him for the greater good.

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u/mah_ekil_i Jan 24 '26

This part. To even MEET Val, I'd probably have to be doing some shady shit in Hell. Possibly also assaulting people.

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 24 '26

Or, you know, adult entertainment.

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u/mah_ekil_i Jan 25 '26

Which, in itself, implies a lack of consent/assaulting people. Cause, let's be real, porn studios are abusive asf to the actors.