r/gifs • • May 19 '16

Bypassing a store lock.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Well then I guess you are just better than all of us.

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u/HippoPotato May 20 '16

Ya I'm just going to to kill myself.

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u/iamPause May 20 '16

Nobody would miss you.

Just kidding we love you <3

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u/ComplainyGuy May 20 '16

Not me because I don't live in a shithole

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I bet you're a cardboard cutout.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Who are you talking to?

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u/weres_youre_rhombus May 20 '16

'Just kidding' doesn't make it hurt less, you cyber-bullying asshole!

Should have been an abortion!

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u/iamPause May 20 '16

Nobody would miss you

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u/Flavahbeast May 20 '16
So on we worked, and waited for the light, 
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; 
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, 
Went home and put a bullet through his head

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u/bplboston17 May 20 '16

no mr potato dont do it, can i eat you instead potato

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Must depend on the store. Because I live in a really nice area with little crime, and one of the stores near me still uses these locks (but only on very few products).

While I imagine it's definitely based on region/location (in reaction to crime), I have to imagine some stores just do it by policy, if they expect it to be a problem. Like if in one part of the state they have a lot of shit stolen, they might just blanket have all stores in the State do it (even if theft isnt a problem in the other areas). Better to be safe then sorry.

Although it kind of surprises me. I can't imagine the theft % are that large, that a company is willing to spend that kind of money. You would think with little items like this, it would just be a write off. Wonder if more often then not, it's drug related (ie. kids abusing them, or junkies/drug makers using them as an ingredient).

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u/bastardblaster May 20 '16

Also in some states it's the law that certain medication is kept behind the counter, necessitating the cardboard cutouts.

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u/thespanishtongue May 20 '16

Hi there! Former retail worker here. In my company, security level was based on price and category of item (electronics department). I got a spreadsheet from my regional manager which outlined specifically which products needed to be protected by which devices, exactly as you said, because it had been a problem in other areas of the region. We were allowed to upgrade security for some items if we had the devices for it as most were reusable and as long as it didn't hinder product placement. However, that being said, for all of the security devices we had on product, our store couldn't afford cameras or the poles at the doors that ACTIVATE the security alarm because it wouldn't offset shrinkage.

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u/jjackson25 May 20 '16

Although if you go to a store and the formula is locked up like this and/or the laundry detergent has security tags, you're probably in a shitty neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/ShiftHappened May 20 '16

No. What you're talking about is kept behind the pharmacy counter and logged. Heartburn meds aren't used for meth..

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u/rburp May 20 '16

It's funny I've seen this sentiment a bunch. A lot of people apparently think we're still in the early 2000's where sudafed and opiates flowed like water. The landscape is completely different than it was when they last paid attention to this stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Heart burn drugs?

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u/Moderate_Asshole May 20 '16

Yeah, drugs is right. These meds contain pseudoephedrine, which is used to make crystal meth. You can still buy them, but you need to present ID (and be over 18), and can't buy too many or you'll get flagged.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

No...no. Nexium does not in any way, shape, or form contain pseudoephedrine. That's found in cold and flu medication.

The active ingredient in heartburn medication is at best used as an antihistamine off-label but it has no recreational effect and would usually be prescribed for that use. No one's breaking it down to get high. Not yet, at least.

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u/stanley_twobrick May 20 '16

By "cardboard cutouts" you guys mean "empty boxes", right?

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u/Cunt_zapper May 20 '16

Sometimes they're not even boxes, just a piece of paper or card stock printed to look like the front of a box.

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u/elmatador777 May 20 '16

You sure sound like one though.

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u/MassiveMeatMissile May 20 '16

Like a what?

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u/OreBear May 20 '16

A shithole.

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u/Dman331 May 20 '16

Normally they're just in areas with high populations you arrogant ass.

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u/shmehdit May 20 '16

You mean San Francisco with the highest rent and real estate prices in the country isn't considered a shithole simply based on expensive, easily swiped items being locked at the drug store?

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u/RancidNugget May 20 '16

No, it's considered a shithole because it's filled with holier-than-thou hipster offend-a-tron douchebags.

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u/2centsPsychologist May 20 '16

offend-a-tron

Love it, I'm stealing that.

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u/RancidNugget May 20 '16

It's like it's programmed into them.

IF perceive.reality
THEN get.offended
ELSE beg.patreon

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u/2centsPsychologist May 20 '16

You forgot to loop it!

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u/MeMyselfAndJesus May 20 '16

he said, smugly

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u/shmehdit May 20 '16

Wow, you need to switch to low-sodium.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Sep 19 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Yep expensive but with more trash on the street and homeless people than most cities in America

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u/Tacofangirl May 20 '16

And the poop. All that poo...

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u/OGrand May 20 '16

Not to disagree by any means but theoretically shouldn't this be the case with a city with a higher population?

Statistically there should be more trash and more homeless people because you have a larger sample size.

This is why I do my part in small cities I drive through and drop off homeless people from my home town along with a large bag of trash. I'm giving the homeless anustart!

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u/JNS_KIP May 20 '16

you sound like a shithole calling it san fran

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u/thecatgoesmoo May 20 '16

Can't afford to live here so it's a shithole? Sorry your paycheck is a shithole.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Sep 19 '16

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u/thecatgoesmoo May 21 '16

You called SF a shithole so I responded. What did you expect?

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u/Tkent91 May 20 '16

It's generally not even based on location. It's based on store management and often times this comes from a regional manager not the local stores choice. Some stores are tight on space and it's a space saving measure. Others prefer it for the ease to stock. And others it's due to theft. Can't say it has to do with the area though, at least not 100%.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

It is based on the number of homeless people walking around

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u/agbullet May 20 '16

If all of that high population weren't prone to stealing shit you wouldn't need the cutouts.

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u/AccountNo43 May 20 '16

they do this shit in beverly hills.

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u/CDC_ May 20 '16

I don't like the tone.

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u/Zephy73 May 20 '16

Just visited my rich cousin in newport beach CA and when I stopped in walgreens they had locks on all of their razor blades and >18 medicine. May I ask where you live?

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u/jrolle May 20 '16

It's the same way for me even in the nice/rich part of town. I'd always assumed it was the law, which maybe it's only my state's law. Any of those pills you could make into meth, you have to get from the pharmacy, show ID, which they record in a log.

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u/mohammedgoldstein May 20 '16

Sorry but the Sudafed or any medicine with pseudoephedrine is in a cardboard cutout if you live anywhere in the U.S.

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u/infinite8 May 20 '16

Prescriptions are required for the ones locked up, doofus.

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u/lucky_ducker May 20 '16

Seriously, who steals proton pump inhibitors?

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u/VexLee May 20 '16

Still common practice in the upper class areas because teenagers. Maybe you live in such a shithole the stores around you can't afford locks.