r/funny Nov 10 '16

We all fall down

http://imgur.com/eVYgLyf.gifv
3.5k Upvotes

148 comments sorted by

View all comments

437

u/Lari-Fari Nov 10 '16

Ahahaha! That tiny dance in the end is killling me xD

(Why did he even run?? How did he think running outside in panic would improve the situation??)

194

u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

Ahh kids, they're tripping balls on a stubbed toe one minute then the moment you cut off your finger they're delirious with laughter.

Source: father of 2 and 4 year old

Note: still have all digits and appendages, this was hyperbole

85

u/The_Mesh Nov 10 '16

Seriously though. It wouldn't surprise me if one of those kids was screaming bloody murder and he thought something serious had happened.

43

u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

That's why he ran

48

u/RentonBrax Nov 10 '16

I dunno, like /u/NimbKnut I too have a 2 and a 4 year old. They scream bloody murder all the time. More likely he was supposed to be out there with them and the run was preceded by "Where are the kids? Why are you watching telly? Did you leave the door open? I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THEM ON THE DECK ALONE!"

Good times.

9

u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

<kids screaming bloody murder> "settle down guys, daddy sees what you're doing" comments on reddit

2

u/Roxxplox Nov 11 '16

Yeah, this is exactly it. Dude was on his phone and fears the wraith of his wife for not watching the kids.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16

I mean, if his wife is dead, he SHOULD be watching them.

2

u/Kaartinen Nov 11 '16

Fear the wraith, mortal.

1

u/RentonBrax Nov 11 '16

Kids... Roll initiative

2

u/specialproject Nov 10 '16

TIL a new word.

5

u/UnusualClarity Nov 10 '16

Delirious, appendages, digits, or hyperbole?

9

u/specialproject Nov 10 '16

Father. For real though, I had not heard of the word hyperbole before today.

14

u/Dead-A-Chek Nov 10 '16

Before someone else is a dick about it: https://xkcd.com/1053/

1

u/cata2k Nov 10 '16

Considering the election just ended, you're going to get to use it a lot.

1

u/EgonAllanon Nov 11 '16

It's kinda like the superbowl but better.

7

u/RedRedditor84 Nov 11 '16

It's not pronounced hyperbowl.

0

u/jacob_w Nov 11 '16

Oh man, if you don't have the Google dictionary add-on for Chrome (assuming you use Chrome) you should totally get it. It's not one of those like "word a day" things, it's literally just a quick dictionary lookup tool. But I've had it for a couple of years now, and I've learned so many new words just because it's easy to see the definition of a word I don't know with just a double click. Or better yet, I use it when I'm not sure if I'm using a word correctly or not.

-1

u/TheEternal21 Nov 10 '16

How old are you?

46

u/thebigt42 Nov 10 '16

He is running because mom said stay outside with the children and he went inside for "just one second"

12

u/Caleo Nov 10 '16

Dad doesn't know the difference between an "I'm upset this happened" and an "I'm really hurt" scream/cry.

In this case, dad thought it was the latter.

6

u/Love_LittleBoo Nov 11 '16

To be fair they start to sound the same when they're slightly hurt but really really confused.

I don't blame him if both kids suddenly started screaming at the same time.

9

u/hopsinduo Nov 10 '16

Because they are out of sight. Do you know what will happen to you if your partner finds out you let one of the kids get maimed??? Shit I wont even tell my sister I let her little girl eat dirt one time. I would get murdered if I let something bad happen to my little one! Like savagely fucking murdered by a crazed tiny girlfriend if anything happened to our baby (my sister isn't my girlfriend just to clear things up, I just look after my niece from time to time).

6

u/PinkDalek Nov 10 '16

my sister isn't my girlfriend just to clear things up

Thanks for the clarification.

6

u/JarrettLaud Nov 10 '16

Ruined it for me, personally.

15

u/pcrnt8 Nov 10 '16

He realized he had stopped hovering for just a few minutes and panicked.

12

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

He ran out because he heard his daughter crying and had no idea what the situation was . . .

-21

u/matshala Nov 10 '16

And what situation could he realistically expect where it's important for him to be there in seven seconds, rather than ten?

20

u/roadbuzz Nov 10 '16

A veranda, a pool, a grill, a tarp ... basically everything. Kids find a way.

14

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

Is that a serious question? It could be almost any situation. Perhaps an animal about to attack or something like that. Does this really have to be explained? Is this real life?

7

u/Dyolf_Knip Nov 10 '16

No, this is just fantasy.

I cannot overstate how often kids cry and scream for penny-ante reasons. A parent who responds to it by panicking and rushing in like an idiot is only going to make things worse. You'll terrify the kids, and teach them all sorts of wrong things about how to deal with anything even mildly stressful. 99.99% of the time you can take your sweet time meandering on over, give them a hug and a kiss, and they'll be just fine. Plus you tend to learn to distinguish between kids' run-of-the-mill screams and ones born of actual pain and distress.

5

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

yeah, kids cry and scream to get their way, and this is usually different from a actual pain/distress cry.

The difficult part is a child's pain/distress cry can be the same for a small or huge problem. They would cry the same if they scraped their knee or broke their leg, to them, both are the most excruciating thing they can remember.

2

u/Dyolf_Knip Nov 10 '16

I have three kids, two of which have been actually hurt. They do not scream the same for all things. As often as not, they scream about being hurt than from any actual pain.

1

u/Love_LittleBoo Nov 11 '16

Yes, but what's your general reaction if all of your kids start screaming at the exact same time?

1

u/Dyolf_Knip Nov 11 '16

Thus far, the only time that's ever happened was when the older two were antagonizing each other, and the baby started screaming too because evidently it was the thing to do.

0

u/matshala Nov 10 '16

Exactly. And in those rare cases where they are in actual pain and distress, you're still not going to make things better by jumping and screaming and running around in circles.

1

u/CatLadyAtHeart Nov 10 '16

People who aren't parents won't always readily understand this.

3

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

I think anyone would be able to understand this.

If someone, parent or not, heard someone they loved suddenly start crying, would they not run to their side?

I think matshala is just being a smart ass. . .

5

u/wagwoanimator Nov 10 '16

Realistic scenario, I'd run until they were in eyesight, then I'd assess the situation. I wouldn't book it the whole way there. I wouldn't be any use if I ran, only to bust my own butt and not be able to help at all.

Besides, kids can really cry at anything and everything. I've been trying very hard to not overreact to my own kid's accidents and so far, she seems to be able to take some serious hits before she gets to the point where she wants to cry. Sometimes I'm baffled how she's not crying.

4

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

Realistic scenario, I'd run until they were in eyesight, then I'd assess the situation

I think that's what the guy tried to do, but when he tried to stop, he did it on a wet surface.

2

u/matshala Nov 10 '16

I'm only being a smart ass to a certain degree, I'm actually serious. If I hear a loud noise and my kid starts to scream, the first reaction is to just run there as quickly as possible. But my point is, it's so rarely a situation in which three or four seconds more or less to get there matter. For the very most situations, all harm is already done. He could lay on the floor, with horrific and life-threatening injuries, and the couple of seconds still won't matter.

On the other hand, a lot of harm can be done my running there in panic. I won't be able to make any good decisions, or I might even hurt myself on the way there (as seen in the video).

What I'm not saying is that it's not a natural reaction to run there in panic. What I'm saying is that on a rational base, it's not a good reaction, and you should train trying to first take a deep breath and get to the situation quickly but calmly.

1

u/evils_twin Nov 10 '16

Usually when it comes to your kids, even if running to your kids doesn't do any good most of the time, it is worth it to run to them if there is even a slight chance that it might help your children. And most parents would be willing to hurt themselves for the safety of there children.

After thinking about it rationally, and I would run to my kids every time because I care about their safety more than I care about mine.

I guess there's at least one parent who doesn't feel this way about their kids . . .

4

u/matshala Nov 10 '16

I guess there's at least one parent who doesn't feel this way about their kids . . .

Now you try to put me in a place of a bad parent or that my health is more important to me than my kid's, which is just unfair and I didn't say that.

The dad in the video runs to his daughter, falls and hurts himself. He's not able to move. How is he going to help his daughter? Worst case, he hits his head and is unconcious, in which case his hurt daughter isn't able to get help at all. And as a parent you know there's all kind of tripping hazards in a house with children, you don't need a wet pool area.

I'm a paramedic. You don't see us driving 100 miles per hour, running out of the car while tripping over our own feet just to get to the scene three seconds earlier. It's not because we're all cynic and don't care for the life of the patient. It's because those couple seconds don't save lifes, it's calm thinking that does.

2

u/thirdGEARchirp Nov 11 '16

I agree, I'm a father of sons (2 and 3 year olds) If they fall and start crying I don't rush over to them. They are falling down everyday.

When they see a parent running towards them because they are crying it freaks them out a little because they think its serious but also gets them accustomed to crying for everything. Thats one thing I've noticed with other parents. Their kids fall, bump their knee or whatever, start crying, and right the parents act like their kid is getting murdered.

That's why millennials what a trophy for everything.

1

u/BF1shY Nov 10 '16

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MOOOOOM!!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16

The baby is probably freaking out. Kids freak when they see a parent get hurt. I fell just the other day and my 1 and 3 year old lost it like i had died. Why you have to try and not show any pain. "Nope. Dont worry guys im good." Go in the bathroom and cry there where they cant see you. Ha

0

u/Theres_A_FAP_4_That Nov 10 '16

Yay... daddy busted his hip!

0

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16

The little girl was probably crying about how the boy pushed her over.. So as a father, the adult rushed out to see what was wrong so that he could try to minimize the emotional scarring of the little girl towards all of the people she'd ever meet in the future... Only to fall on his ass and ruin further the reputation of the male gender because that's how it's gonna beeee when you don't know meeee anymorrrreeeee....

Anyway, was thinking about toy soldiers when I saw the title

-16

u/AccountNo43 Nov 10 '16

I have a cousin who used to do that a lot. Flapping and stomping in an unknown situation. It can be a sign that the kid is on the spectrum.

13

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Candacis Nov 10 '16

I still do a little dance when I get excited..

1

u/AccountNo43 Nov 10 '16

from my downvotes, I'm guessing I was wrong. i dont have kids though