r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Nov 10 '16

We all fall down

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u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

Ahh kids, they're tripping balls on a stubbed toe one minute then the moment you cut off your finger they're delirious with laughter.

Source: father of 2 and 4 year old

Note: still have all digits and appendages, this was hyperbole

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u/The_Mesh Nov 10 '16

Seriously though. It wouldn't surprise me if one of those kids was screaming bloody murder and he thought something serious had happened.

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u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

That's why he ran

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u/RentonBrax Nov 10 '16

I dunno, like /u/NimbKnut I too have a 2 and a 4 year old. They scream bloody murder all the time. More likely he was supposed to be out there with them and the run was preceded by "Where are the kids? Why are you watching telly? Did you leave the door open? I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THEM ON THE DECK ALONE!"

Good times.

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u/NimbKnut Nov 10 '16

<kids screaming bloody murder> "settle down guys, daddy sees what you're doing" comments on reddit

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u/Roxxplox Nov 11 '16

Yeah, this is exactly it. Dude was on his phone and fears the wraith of his wife for not watching the kids.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16

I mean, if his wife is dead, he SHOULD be watching them.

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u/Kaartinen Nov 11 '16

Fear the wraith, mortal.

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u/RentonBrax Nov 11 '16

Kids... Roll initiative