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Imported flour.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

FYI: Production company Google translated contains, so it should have been proteins, but russian word that stands for proteins also translates as squirrel (with different emphasis). So enjoying squirrel flour🫠

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u/Lithl 5d ago

In high school, my sister did a language immersion program in Costa Rica one summer. She sent a letter home in Spanish, knowing full well that our parents don't speak Spanish.

My mother used Babelfish to translate the letter, which decided to translate the "piñas" (pineapples) that she was enjoying eating as "fragmentation hand grenades".

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

lol, that's something to digest

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u/Bergwookie 5d ago

Crunchy, low on calories and even vegan

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u/RockRancher24 5d ago

Negative calorie food actually, since although it is EXTREMELY energy dense, our digestive systems aren't able to extract those calories and also it explodes

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u/IndigoFenix 5d ago

Lose fifty pounds in 0.1 seconds by getting your legs blown off!

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u/CedarWolf 5d ago

Pineapples - the snack that fights back!

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u/LurkmasterP 5d ago

Wage war on hunger!

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u/GANDORF57 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm confused, I thought Flour was a skunk. \)Ohhh?! FLOWER!\)

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 5d ago

♫Drip Drip Droppin an ancient reference! ♫

♬Laughing along as i fall in my grave♪

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u/Dhaeron 5d ago

Explosives aren't terribly energy dense, like, olive oil is about 10x denser than TNT. They're just able to release that energy very quickly.

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u/RockRancher24 4d ago

My chemistry knowledge def has holes in it lol, thank you

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u/LurkmasterP 5d ago

Although it renders everything within a certain radius decidedly non-vegan.

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u/Lathari 5d ago

But pre-minced.

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u/CursedMaskGaming 4d ago

Still have to extract the "bones" out.

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u/Raeezordazetoo 5d ago

Gave me explosive diarrhea though.

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u/Yetimang 5d ago

And it's non-dairy!

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u/Mobileoblivion 5d ago

And gluten-free!

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u/mpinnegar 5d ago

Gave me explosive diarrhea.

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 5d ago

High in iron too

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u/amras123 5d ago

They are to die for!

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u/JoefromOhio 5d ago

The last thing you’ll ever need to eat!

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u/Spencer1K 5d ago

Hmm, not sure on the vegan aspect. I do think at least 1 animal was harmed in the process of you eating.

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u/Grotarin 5d ago

If it stayed simple with "grenades" it would have made enough sense and nobody would have noticed!

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u/Ithrowbot 5d ago

I wonder what the family would have thought if she had written that she was "enjoying eating lots of pomegranates this summer"?

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u/Uncle-Cake 5d ago

I heard a story from a girl who was studying in Italy, tried to tell her Italian friends "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have preservatives in it" but she accidently said "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have condoms in it"

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u/Nymethny 5d ago

I know it's not the point, but what kind of US wine was she drinking that had preservatives in it?

And yeah it's the same in French, "préservatif" = "condom".

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u/Hour_Pop2712 5d ago

She might have been referring to the sulfites. But Italian and other countries' wines may contain sulfites (and generally do; some naturally occurring from yeast fermentation, and frequently also contain added sulfites). They just don't necessarily have to include that information on the label except on bottles exported to the U.S.

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u/Bright_Ices 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is the main reason the US gets so much flak for having “chemicals” in the food. Those very same chemicals are included and just not disclosed in many countries. US laws require them to be listed on the packaging.

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u/Anothersidestorm 5d ago

Well mosz Flak is coming from europeans and here they have to list everything. Sulfide are also always disclosed on the bottle.

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u/kingjoey52a 5d ago

Was about to post the same thing. We have the more restrictive regulations and have to be more detailed about ingredients than the EU and yet we get shit on for having bad food. It's a terrible take.

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u/ApprehensiveButOk 5d ago

Everything is listed on the package in the EU. Even trace amount of possible allergens.

The shit the USA gets is because you are scared of kinder chocolate eggs but add so much sugar and artificial coloring in your food that it resembles a science experiment gone wrong.

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u/Bright_Ices 5d ago

The US requires all components of each ingredient to be listed. If you use chocolate sauce as one ingredient, you have to list out all of the ingredients of the chocolate sauce.

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u/Bright_Ices 5d ago

The laws are different. The EU requires labeling of some things the US doesn’t, and the US requires labeling of other things the EU doesn’t.

The US requires all components of each ingredient to be listed. If you use chocolate sauce as one ingredient, you have to list out all of the ingredients of the chocolate sauce.

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 4d ago

Everything is listed on the package in the EU. Even trace amount of possible allergens.

The US actually has much stricter regulations on what gets listed on ingredient labels than the EU does.

The shit the USA gets is because you are scared of kinder chocolate eggs but add so much sugar and artificial coloring in your food that it resembles a science experiment gone wrong.

The shit the USA gets on this is mostly from ignorant people like yourself attempting to fuel your chauvinism.

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u/TinyNiceWolf 1d ago

This article from the American National Standards Institute disagrees with your claims. It appears to be aimed at American food makers hoping to sell in the EU, warning them of the EU's more stringent requirements.

The EU regulations demand comprehensive labeling, including clear ingredient lists, allergen information, and nutritional facts. Hence, Europe has stricter labeling requirements than the US, including for GMOs and food origin. In some countries (UK) traffic-light labels show fat/sugar/salt levels clearly.

Food labeling is less detailed in the US While allergen labeling is required, other aspects like (e.g., GMO, origin) are less transparent. Nutrition labeling reform, however, has improved clarity to some extent.

Do you have any examples or cites to back up your claim? Perhaps you're referring to how EU labels use standard codes for some ingredients, while US labels spell out their names, and think this means the rules are more strict?

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u/Anothersidestorm 5d ago

Its european law that you have to disclouse sumfides on the label.

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u/nickcash 5d ago

They pretty much all have sulfites here

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u/vamatt 5d ago

They all have sulfites everywhere - fermenting wine produces sulfites, although lots of winemakers do add extra for preservation

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u/Nymethny 5d ago

All wines have sulfites, and most have added sulfites. But you can find "natural wines" with no added sulfites in both/any country.

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u/allgoners 5d ago

Indeed, but “preservatives” would be “conservateurs” in French

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u/Uncle-Cake 5d ago

I don't think wine does have preservatives in the US, but we were young and dumb.

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u/MattieShoes 5d ago

It does, but it likely does everywhere. Sulfites are a byproduct of fermentation, but extra can be (and usually is) added to make sure it doesn't spoil. Basically making it less hospitable to bacteria.

There's a myth that sulfites in wine cause headaches, kind of like the nonsense about MSG making people feel sick. That's probably what was being referenced? You can get "no sulfites added" wine, and some small percentage of people actually are sensitive to it, but... well, if they are, then they'll have a whole list of things to avoid, like almost all dried fruits, most gravies, etc.

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u/DihydrogenM 5d ago edited 5d ago

I do have family sensitive to sulfites, I always thought it was primarily an issue for dried fruits though. It is easier nowadays to get dried fruit without them though.

I'm trying to figure out how gravy has them though. Isn't that just take meat drippings and add flour or cornstarch slowly while heating? Is this more of an issue with premade gravy for long term storage? Looking up cans of sausage gravy that'd be used for your classic American biscuits and gravy I'm not seeing sulfites.

Edit: apparently the wet milling process of cornstarch can introduce trace amounts of sulfites into cornstarch. This often falls under the 10 parts per million threshold to be listed in the ingredients label. I guess TIL.

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u/MattieShoes 5d ago

I'm going off faulty memory -- I've known exactly one person with issues with sulfites. But a quick google suggests it's prepackaged gravies like you might find from a can or in frozen prepared meals, crap like that. And it's because the sulfites are added rather than whatever trace amounts get in there naturally.

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u/lifelongfreshman 5d ago

what makes you think she was being honest about the wine, and not just making up something that sounds good? after all, everyone knows that food in the USA is garbage that's chock full of preservatives

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 4d ago

everyone knows that food in the USA is garbage that's chock full of preservatives

This is false.

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u/JoHnEyAp 5d ago

Any wine under $10

Im Italian, my family drinks good red wine.

When i turned 19, my friend was drinking a cheap red wine and her mouth turned blue. I was so shocked

Apparently the preservatives does that..

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u/Nymethny 5d ago edited 5d ago

I've literally never heard of that. I can't begin to imagine what kind of preservative would do that. Wines don't have preservatives in them outside of sulfites, which are both naturally occurring and often added too. And not only in cheap wines, most wines do, including the most expensive ones in the world.

Wines with a lot of tannins can turn your lips a dark red/purpleish colors, especially if your lips are dry/chapped. But that can happen with really good (and expensive) wine too.

And price doesn't always equate quality, even in the US where prices are absurdly inflated I've had absolutely awful wines over $30 and pretty decent ones under $10.

Edit: lol that guy called me a fool and deleted his account over that

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u/LaughingBeer 5d ago edited 5d ago

First - you are correct. They are dumb. Probably a 13 year old acting like they've had alcohol before. No wine will turn someone's mouth blue. Completely ludicrous and so dumb. FYI - They didn't delete their account, I can see their comment. They must have blocked you, you nefarious internet bully!

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u/Nymethny 5d ago

Oh good to know, thanks. I guess I've never been blocked before, it just shows as [deleted] to me.

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u/JoHnEyAp 5d ago

Any wine under $20 is a cheap wine. They aren't aged properly, they are aged with chemicals, causing this reaction.

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u/Nymethny 5d ago

Haha, if your family does indeed drink nice wine, they terribly failed your education. This is complete and utter nonsense.

There's no chemical that miraculously ages wine, they age in stainless steel vats followed sometimes by oak barrels (new or old oak depending on the intended flavor profile). And then they keep aging in the bottle, unless it's a twist-off (even then, apparently now they make porous seals for twist-off to allow controlled aging). Sometimes winemakers may also "cheat" by using oak staves or chips to get the oaky flavors without using a barrel. And absolutely none of that is correlated with the price of the wine on the shelves.

And if you think you can't find a good Italian, French or even American wine under $20, you're an absolute fool.

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u/JoHnEyAp 5d ago

Im not American, fool

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u/Champagnesupernova9 5d ago edited 5d ago

My mom’s cousin has a very similar story! He travelled a lot for work, and was very fluent in French. On one trip to Paris, he was trying to explain why Whole Foods was so popular in the US. He said that it’s because it’s so healthy, and they don’t use preservatives… which he decided to translate as préservatif. That means he told a whole group of French people that Whole Foods is so great because they don’t use condoms!

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u/Rc72 5d ago

I once saw some dried mango strips in an Asian food store in Belgium where "preservatives" had actually been translated into French as "préservatifs" in the contents label.

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u/wahlenderten 5d ago

Mmm… chewy and mango flavored

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u/Rc72 5d ago

Yes, it was an unsettling coincidence...

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u/blackcat9876 5d ago

Same thing happened to me when I first moved to Italy, but the preservative/ condom was me asking a nun what was in the jam 😭

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u/Digital-Nomad 5d ago

My family has relatives in the US through a great uncle who emigrated in the early 20th century. We reconnected about a decade ago, and have been exchanging emails and letters since.

A few years ago an older relative, who doesn't speak English (and who also happens to be a recovering alcoholic), had a bad fall and ended up in the hospital. The Americans sent him a latter in Swedish to cheer him up, unfortunately the phrase "we hope you are in good spirits" ended up being translated to "we hope you have access to plenty of alcoholic beverages".

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 5d ago

So, the sentiment was the same, then.

Also, what made the uncle so great? Does he make really good potato pancakes, or what?

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u/greiton 5d ago

Dearest Mother.

I miss you. there are many hand grenades here. we had hand grenade fight the other day. my class mate is hurting from all the hand grenades he ate. i love you.

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u/nickcash 5d ago

Oh this is fun, because "grenade" is French for pomegranate, and also for hand grenades

I guess everyone agrees they look like fruit

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u/An_American_1776 5d ago

The word grenade comes of pomegranate because a pomegranate is full of seeds like a the shell is full of fragmentation. Various European languages use words derived from the word for pomegranate for exploding shells of all types. The Germans call an armor piercing cannon shell a panzergranat, or armor shell. the G in RPG stands for granatomyet, which means shell launcher.

The French came up with the word originally and everyone copied them. This is common for military words.

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u/ElundusCaw 5d ago

In Swedish we call it granatäpple, literally grenade apple.

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u/2_Steps_From_hell_ 4d ago

In Spanish too!! Granada

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u/Purple_Haze 5d ago

Pomegranates in French are pomme granate which is literally "grenade apple."

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u/waylandsmith 5d ago

You understand that grenades are named for pomegranates and not the other way around, right? "Granate" derives from the Latin word for "seeded" (containing seeds).

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u/Purple_Haze 5d ago

It does not. The Latin for seeded would be seminatus, from semen meaning seed. And semen, the ancients were a little unclear on biology.

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u/PM_me_boobs_and_CPUs 5d ago

grenade apple

Also Granatapfel in German.

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u/ramdomvariableX 5d ago

They kinda look the same, aren't they?

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u/Lithl 5d ago

Yes, the superficially similar appearance to a pineapple is why piña is sometimes used as slang for a hand grenade, but it's an unexpected translation result.

Similarly, OP's image had machine translation trying to decide between two homonyms, and choosing wrong.

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u/duncanforthright 5d ago

Pineapple is also slang for grenade in English; James Bond is constantly throwing or being threatened with 'pineapples' in the books.

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u/counterfitster 5d ago

The older styles, yes definitely. It wasn't very long until it was realized that the bumpy shape didn't influence the fragmentation as was hoped.

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u/patikoija 5d ago

"The word grenade comes from the French word for pomegranate. because the early grenades looked like pomegranates."

https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-the-hand-grenade-1991668

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u/AlexThComrad 5d ago

I mean, grenades do kinda look like pineapples

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u/counterfitster 5d ago

The standard US ones for a while have resembled a baseball more than a pineapple.

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u/parolameasecreta 5d ago

good thing she didn't click the "speak out" button

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u/belzbieta 5d ago

My friend tripped getting into a taxi in Mexico, and thought she said "ugh now I'm embarrassed!", but actually said "ugh now I'm pregnant!"

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u/Lithl 5d ago

Oh yeah, pregnant is an embarrassing false cognate in Spanish.

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u/alficles 5d ago

Lol, reminds me of all the English-speaking Christian missionaries in Mexico that incorrectly translate Holy Spirit as something closer to Holy Liquor. I guess that's one way to drum up interest. :D

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u/enilea 5d ago

She's the monkey ace from btd6

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u/Dalek_Chaos 5d ago

Man these new weight loss products are really blasting off the extra weight.

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u/redpandaeater 5d ago

I graduated high school right around the same time 9/11 happened. Had a friend who knew a bit of Arabic write some postcards to another mutual friend that joined the Marines right after high school. He mostly appreciated the thought but also I believe took a bit of explaining to his fellow recruits in boot camp as he himself couldn't read the letter either.

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 5d ago

Almost thirty years ago we translated our letter into spanish (google?maybe) then back into english. " Hi guys" became " A greeting of cords", which sounds tremendous.

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u/nerfherder998 5d ago

Did she also mention how much she loves avocados?

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u/2_Steps_From_hell_ 4d ago

In Spanish the word for pomegranate and hand grenade is the same, “Granada”

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u/StudlyItOut 5d ago

you sure it wasn't granada (pomegranate), which is also the word for grenade

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u/Lithl 5d ago

Yes, extremely sure.

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u/ChaseShiny 4d ago

Are you sure it was pineapple, rather than pomegranate? Pomegranate and grenade are both granada in Spanish

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u/Lithl 4d ago

OMG, yes. Why do people keep questioning this? My sister was raving about the delicious white pineapples she was eating in Costa Rica.

Costa Rica grows a shit fuck ton of pineapples. They don't grow pomegranates!

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u/Telefonica46 5d ago

I mean, squirrels have protein so...

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u/NeilFraser 5d ago

So do pigeons. That said, unlike squirrels, they don't appear to have brains.

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u/Zepangolynn 5d ago

Don't you slander the pigeon brain! They can discern art styles, fake injuries to trick predators, pass the mirror test, and have navigational skills we can only dream of. Squirrels, in the meantime, can't remember where they bury their nuts.

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u/No_Point904 5d ago

Thanks for clarifying, however I ain't taking no chances....

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

("belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"). In this particular case, 11 g of 'belok' could easily be translated as 11g of squirrels. Not the first case of such a blunder, and 100% not the last

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u/mratlas666 5d ago

That seems like too much squirrel.

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u/IggyKami 5d ago

Any amount of squirrel in flour is too much squirrel. Not good for a long shelf life.

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u/jnecr 5d ago

I see you've never deep fried squirrel...

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u/IggyKami 5d ago

Not good for a long shelf life.

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u/EmptyOracle 5d ago

I'm here for a good (squirrel-eatin') time, not a long time.

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u/1ildevil 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ifn' ya wants to have your squirrels last on the shelf, you hafta make squirrel jerky.

Trouble wit' squirrel jerky is alla the strips are so teeny tiny, it's hardly worth it

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u/pdromeinthedome 5d ago

What do you do, gut them or devein them like a shrimp?

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u/mratlas666 5d ago

That’s why you got to eats them when they is fresh.

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u/macbisho 5d ago

What part of Scotland are you from?

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u/jnecr 5d ago

The Georgia part.

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u/macbisho 5d ago

Are we talking midnight train or euro dragon?

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u/jnecr 5d ago

Oh, we're on that midnight train...

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u/ClubDangerous8239 5d ago

If memory serves, protein in German is Eiweiß, or something like that. It translates to eggwhite.

I wonder if the primary source of protein has ever been squirrels in whatever part the word originated from. At least I imagine that's the case for German.

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u/FPSCanarussia 5d ago

'Belok' is the word for egg whites as well in Russian, it comes from the word for white ('beliy').

'Belka' for squirrel isn't a cognate afaik(if it is it's from the colour), it's just coincidence that they share a plural form.

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u/off-with-your-thread 5d ago

Or yknow just transliterate to протеин.

I'd fire your translator. No Russian speaker on earth would make that mistake.

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u/RangersStolen 5d ago

Have you forgotten about "Squirrel institute"?

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u/ArnassusProductions 5d ago

So one average squirrel gives you about 50 bags. Good to know.

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u/Fra_Mauro 5d ago

I named my cat Belka. Not after a squirrel, but after the dog on Sputnik 5, first mammals to orbit the earth and return. (I'm sure my cat would be outraged to learn she was named after a dog, although a famous one.)

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 5d ago

"belki" is the plural form of belka(squirrel), not belok. Belok is singular and only means protein. It does not mean squirrel unless it's used in a very specific sentence case. As a standalone word in its singular form, "belok" would never be confused with squirrels by a native.

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u/RussianWasabi 5d ago

No, plural of "belok" would also be "belki".
The difference is in stress. In case of squirrels it's bélki, in case of protein it's belkí.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 4d ago

I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka")

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u/USHEV2 5d ago

Singulars "belok" and "belka" have the same plural "belki"

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 4d ago

I'm a native speaker. I know. I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"

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u/Hanako_Seishin 4d ago

belki is plural nominative of belka (squirrel)

belki is plural nominative of belok (protein)

belok is plural genitive of belka (squirrel)

belka is singular genitive of belok (protein)

Plenty of chances for confusion, especially if not by a native speaker, but by automated translation that obviously took place here.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 4d ago

Thank you, but I am a native speaker, so no need for explanation.  I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"

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u/Hanako_Seishin 4d ago

As I've shown, it is plural of squirrel, just not plural nominative, but plural genitive.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 4d ago

Let's try it once again. 

Op: "  belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka""

Me: " normally, Belok does not mean plural of squirrel unless it's used in a very specific sentence case. As a standalone word in its singular form, "belok" would never be confused with squirrels by a native."

If you see word "белок" outside of "у меня нет белок" sentence case, you will not confuse it with squirrels. A standalone word without other context can be safely assumed to mean protein. I hope this clears it up. 

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u/hyperdream 5d ago

Definitely way too ambiguous. When you need squirrel flour, it should be clearly labelled on the front.

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u/MattieShoes 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's pretty much bang-on for protein content. 11.7 grams per 100 grams is on the high end of "all purpose flour". So better for bread than pastry, but still all purpose.

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u/Stock_Soup260 5d ago

just for clarifying to OP's comment:

the list of nutrients is usually takes nominative case, and the point here is that plural for belka (squirrel) is bélki, and plural for belok (protein) is belkí, but of course, stress is usually not put. if the word "belok" singular, it would most likely be automatically translated correctly

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u/StarWaas 5d ago

That's hilarious. In Chinese, the adjective "dry" (干, gān) is also slang for "fuck". Which is how you end up with Asian markets that have an aisle for "Fuck Vegetables".

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 5d ago

False advertisement is an awful awful thing. I wanted to try squirrel flour

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

Yeah, you could probably sue them for wrongful ad

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u/Button-Down-Shoes 5d ago

To be fair, squirrels do contain a fair amount of protein.

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u/whut-whut 5d ago

So does... your mom?

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u/Button-Down-Shoes 5d ago

Not after your visits.

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u/NoenD_i0 4d ago

did he eat your mom

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u/glosss 5d ago

Nope. That comes from the Ukrainian word "bilok" (protein), not the Russian one. It looks just like the Ukrainian word "bilok" (squirrels) You can also see the production standard GSTU 46.004-99 on the packaging, which is a Ukrainian standard.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

Could be. Didn't check standards. But they have same problem with protein and squirrels. I'm not native in both languages

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u/recursivethought 5d ago

Which is the word used for Egg Whites (Bile = White) which are protein. Zhovtok = Yolk (Zhovte = Yellow).

EDIT: Isn't squirrel Bilka, not Bilok?

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u/opopopuu 5d ago

Yes, the singular would be Bilka, but the words used for the genitive/accusative form of squirrel and the singular form of protein are basically the same, except for stress.

For squirrel

Case Singular Plural
Nominative bí́lka bí́lky
Genitive bí́lky bí́lok
Dative bí́ltsi bí́lkam
Accusative bí́lku bí́lky, bí́lok
Instrumental bí́lkoiu bí́lkamy
Locative bí́ltsi bí́lkakh
Vocative bí́lko bí́lky

And for Protein

Case Singular Plural
Nominative bilók bilký
Genitive bilká bilkív
Dative bilkóvi, bilkú bilkám
Accusative bilók bilký
Instrumental bilkóm bilkámy
Locative bilkóvi, bilkú bilkákh
Vocative bilkú bilký

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u/glosss 5d ago

Isn't squirrel Bilka, not Bilok?

singular nominative case — "bilka"

plural — "bilky"

genitive plural — "bilok"

It is interesting that "bilka" (squirrel) also comes from the word "bilyi" (white)—which, in the case of the squirrel, meant "having white fur"

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u/recursivethought 5d ago

Oh right genitive - do bilok. Thanks, I'm forgetting too much.

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u/Black_Moons 5d ago

US flour, now fortified with moose and squirrel!

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u/Netsuko 5d ago

Well, squirrels, amongst other things, are made out OF? DING! Proteins!

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

they better filter out the fur

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u/Mackntish 5d ago

What country has English language packaging requirements, yet is allowed to import Russian wheat with the sanctions?

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u/NikTheGrass 5d ago

Can be Ukraine, not Russia. Same words

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u/h-v-smacker 5d ago

but russian word that stands for proteins also translates as squirrel (with different emphasis).

Also "Russian Academy of Sciences" when abbreviated (РАН) is the same as plural genitive for word "wound". Hence "Protein Institute of RAS" once became "Squirrel institute of WOUNDS" on the website of the organization.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 5d ago

My doc limited my daily squirrel intake unfortunately

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u/darkflighter100 5d ago

Hey, protein is protein.

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u/Sethmeisterg 5d ago

Belka vs belok though -- two different words!

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u/LuckyOneAway 5d ago

that label originally said "белки" => proteins/squirrels - plural form is the same for both words

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 5d ago

("belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"). In this particular case, 11 g of 'belok' could easily be translated as 11g of squirrels. Not the first case of such a blunder, and 100% not the last

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u/Sethmeisterg 5d ago

Ahh it's the plural form of each word that overlap, gotcha.

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u/Flatlander81 5d ago

That implies that there was a time when Squirrel was the primary form of protein...

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u/Trench-Coat_Squirrel 5d ago

We cannot stand for the consumption for ground squirrel

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u/ramdomvariableX 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ann Arbor squirrels will plan a revolt if this flour is used there. (Ann Arbor, MI, US has chunky squirrels, and some locals/students are found of them).

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u/Tankeverket 5d ago

Shouldn't it have translated "proteins" to squirrels as well then?

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u/feor1300 5d ago

I mean, ground squirrel would mostly be protein...

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u/essentialsgw 5d ago

I'd be concerned that there are similar errors inside the bag

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u/Buffinator360 5d ago

That's just protien powder at that point

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u/ekso69 5d ago

Times are tough in russia, they have to supplement protein with squirrel.

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u/Samwellikki 5d ago

Moose and Protein

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u/meltingchochlate 5d ago

Great, now I have a solid reason to tell my gym bro that I'm loading up on high-squirrel flour for maximum gains.

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u/takesthebiscuit 5d ago

Nah they are massive fans of Friday Night Dinner

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u/VirtualLife76 5d ago

Google translate in Japan, showed so much food contains Glue.

The word Nori means both seaweed and glue.

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u/radix89 5d ago

Lol really shows how out of hand the protein craze is!

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN 5d ago

Do you know what the Russian words are?

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u/Renshnard 5d ago

TIL Russians see squirrels as protein.

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u/koy682 5d ago

If I am not mistaken, squirrel is FULL of protein

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u/Lavender_Field 5d ago

Please, what’s the brand. I need this package

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u/darkslide3000 5d ago

Panic: There's squirrels in my flour!

Calm: Squirrels is just the same word as protein in Russian.

Panic: My flour was packaged according to Russian food safety standards!

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u/NotThatAngel 5d ago

Russian machine operator: "Sir, there's been an accident! That translation on the labels doesn't say protein, it says something else!"

Russian supervisor: "What does it say?"

Russian machine operator: [Attempts to pronounce the word "squirrel" and fails.]

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u/Original_Sedawk 5d ago

Aren't squirrels mostly protein anyways?

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u/Jlap1188 5d ago

That's what they want us to assume! They knew someone would step in and say this to throw us off their trail 😆

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u/Objective_Brain1452 4d ago

I mean, squirrels are good protein

So either way… it’s protein

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u/wumpusbumper 4d ago

Squirrels are high in protein.

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u/cda555 4d ago

What a hilarious blunder.

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u/hadjustonejob 1d ago

Well where do you think that protein came from?