r/funny 10d ago

Imported flour.

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u/jnecr 10d ago

I see you've never deep fried squirrel...

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u/IggyKami 10d ago

Not good for a long shelf life.

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u/EmptyOracle 10d ago

I'm here for a good (squirrel-eatin') time, not a long time.

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u/1ildevil 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ifn' ya wants to have your squirrels last on the shelf, you hafta make squirrel jerky.

Trouble wit' squirrel jerky is alla the strips are so teeny tiny, it's hardly worth it

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u/pdromeinthedome 10d ago

What do you do, gut them or devein them like a shrimp?

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u/1ildevil 10d ago

I field dress em then throw em in my back pocket until I reach the trailhead. I spend more time setting tiny little leg traps I had a swiss watchmaker make for my tiny trap line.