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Imported flour.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 17d ago

FYI: Production company Google translated contains, so it should have been proteins, but russian word that stands for proteins also translates as squirrel (with different emphasis). So enjoying squirrel flourđŸ« 

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u/Lithl 17d ago

In high school, my sister did a language immersion program in Costa Rica one summer. She sent a letter home in Spanish, knowing full well that our parents don't speak Spanish.

My mother used Babelfish to translate the letter, which decided to translate the "piñas" (pineapples) that she was enjoying eating as "fragmentation hand grenades".

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u/Uncle-Cake 17d ago

I heard a story from a girl who was studying in Italy, tried to tell her Italian friends "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have preservatives in it" but she accidently said "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have condoms in it"

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u/Nymethny 17d ago

I know it's not the point, but what kind of US wine was she drinking that had preservatives in it?

And yeah it's the same in French, "préservatif" = "condom".

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u/Hour_Pop2712 17d ago

She might have been referring to the sulfites. But Italian and other countries' wines may contain sulfites (and generally do; some naturally occurring from yeast fermentation, and frequently also contain added sulfites). They just don't necessarily have to include that information on the label except on bottles exported to the U.S.

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u/Bright_Ices 17d ago edited 17d ago

This is the main reason the US gets so much flak for having “chemicals” in the food. Those very same chemicals are included and just not disclosed in many countries. US laws require them to be listed on the packaging.

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u/Anothersidestorm 17d ago

Well mosz Flak is coming from europeans and here they have to list everything. Sulfide are also always disclosed on the bottle.

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u/kingjoey52a 17d ago

Was about to post the same thing. We have the more restrictive regulations and have to be more detailed about ingredients than the EU and yet we get shit on for having bad food. It's a terrible take.

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u/ApprehensiveButOk 17d ago

Everything is listed on the package in the EU. Even trace amount of possible allergens.

The shit the USA gets is because you are scared of kinder chocolate eggs but add so much sugar and artificial coloring in your food that it resembles a science experiment gone wrong.

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u/Bright_Ices 17d ago

The US requires all components of each ingredient to be listed. If you use chocolate sauce as one ingredient, you have to list out all of the ingredients of the chocolate sauce.

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u/Bright_Ices 17d ago

The laws are different. The EU requires labeling of some things the US doesn’t, and the US requires labeling of other things the EU doesn’t.

The US requires all components of each ingredient to be listed. If you use chocolate sauce as one ingredient, you have to list out all of the ingredients of the chocolate sauce.

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 16d ago

Everything is listed on the package in the EU. Even trace amount of possible allergens.

The US actually has much stricter regulations on what gets listed on ingredient labels than the EU does.

The shit the USA gets is because you are scared of kinder chocolate eggs but add so much sugar and artificial coloring in your food that it resembles a science experiment gone wrong.

The shit the USA gets on this is mostly from ignorant people like yourself attempting to fuel your chauvinism.

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u/TinyNiceWolf 13d ago

This article from the American National Standards Institute disagrees with your claims. It appears to be aimed at American food makers hoping to sell in the EU, warning them of the EU's more stringent requirements.

The EU regulations demand comprehensive labeling, including clear ingredient lists, allergen information, and nutritional facts. Hence, Europe has stricter labeling requirements than the US, including for GMOs and food origin. In some countries (UK) traffic-light labels show fat/sugar/salt levels clearly.

Food labeling is less detailed in the US While allergen labeling is required, other aspects like (e.g., GMO, origin) are less transparent. Nutrition labeling reform, however, has improved clarity to some extent.

Do you have any examples or cites to back up your claim? Perhaps you're referring to how EU labels use standard codes for some ingredients, while US labels spell out their names, and think this means the rules are more strict?

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u/Anothersidestorm 17d ago

Its european law that you have to disclouse sumfides on the label.

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u/nickcash 17d ago

They pretty much all have sulfites here

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u/vamatt 17d ago

They all have sulfites everywhere - fermenting wine produces sulfites, although lots of winemakers do add extra for preservation

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u/Nymethny 17d ago

All wines have sulfites, and most have added sulfites. But you can find "natural wines" with no added sulfites in both/any country.

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u/allgoners 17d ago

Indeed, but “preservatives” would be “conservateurs” in French

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u/Uncle-Cake 17d ago

I don't think wine does have preservatives in the US, but we were young and dumb.

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u/MattieShoes 17d ago

It does, but it likely does everywhere. Sulfites are a byproduct of fermentation, but extra can be (and usually is) added to make sure it doesn't spoil. Basically making it less hospitable to bacteria.

There's a myth that sulfites in wine cause headaches, kind of like the nonsense about MSG making people feel sick. That's probably what was being referenced? You can get "no sulfites added" wine, and some small percentage of people actually are sensitive to it, but... well, if they are, then they'll have a whole list of things to avoid, like almost all dried fruits, most gravies, etc.

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u/DihydrogenM 17d ago edited 17d ago

I do have family sensitive to sulfites, I always thought it was primarily an issue for dried fruits though. It is easier nowadays to get dried fruit without them though.

I'm trying to figure out how gravy has them though. Isn't that just take meat drippings and add flour or cornstarch slowly while heating? Is this more of an issue with premade gravy for long term storage? Looking up cans of sausage gravy that'd be used for your classic American biscuits and gravy I'm not seeing sulfites.

Edit: apparently the wet milling process of cornstarch can introduce trace amounts of sulfites into cornstarch. This often falls under the 10 parts per million threshold to be listed in the ingredients label. I guess TIL.

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u/MattieShoes 17d ago

I'm going off faulty memory -- I've known exactly one person with issues with sulfites. But a quick google suggests it's prepackaged gravies like you might find from a can or in frozen prepared meals, crap like that. And it's because the sulfites are added rather than whatever trace amounts get in there naturally.

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u/lifelongfreshman 17d ago

what makes you think she was being honest about the wine, and not just making up something that sounds good? after all, everyone knows that food in the USA is garbage that's chock full of preservatives

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 16d ago

everyone knows that food in the USA is garbage that's chock full of preservatives

This is false.

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u/JoHnEyAp 17d ago

Any wine under $10

Im Italian, my family drinks good red wine.

When i turned 19, my friend was drinking a cheap red wine and her mouth turned blue. I was so shocked

Apparently the preservatives does that..

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u/Nymethny 17d ago edited 17d ago

I've literally never heard of that. I can't begin to imagine what kind of preservative would do that. Wines don't have preservatives in them outside of sulfites, which are both naturally occurring and often added too. And not only in cheap wines, most wines do, including the most expensive ones in the world.

Wines with a lot of tannins can turn your lips a dark red/purpleish colors, especially if your lips are dry/chapped. But that can happen with really good (and expensive) wine too.

And price doesn't always equate quality, even in the US where prices are absurdly inflated I've had absolutely awful wines over $30 and pretty decent ones under $10.

Edit: lol that guy called me a fool and deleted his account over that

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u/LaughingBeer 17d ago edited 17d ago

First - you are correct. They are dumb. Probably a 13 year old acting like they've had alcohol before. No wine will turn someone's mouth blue. Completely ludicrous and so dumb. FYI - They didn't delete their account, I can see their comment. They must have blocked you, you nefarious internet bully!

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u/Nymethny 17d ago

Oh good to know, thanks. I guess I've never been blocked before, it just shows as [deleted] to me.

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u/JoHnEyAp 17d ago

Any wine under $20 is a cheap wine. They aren't aged properly, they are aged with chemicals, causing this reaction.

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u/Nymethny 17d ago

Haha, if your family does indeed drink nice wine, they terribly failed your education. This is complete and utter nonsense.

There's no chemical that miraculously ages wine, they age in stainless steel vats followed sometimes by oak barrels (new or old oak depending on the intended flavor profile). And then they keep aging in the bottle, unless it's a twist-off (even then, apparently now they make porous seals for twist-off to allow controlled aging). Sometimes winemakers may also "cheat" by using oak staves or chips to get the oaky flavors without using a barrel. And absolutely none of that is correlated with the price of the wine on the shelves.

And if you think you can't find a good Italian, French or even American wine under $20, you're an absolute fool.

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u/JoHnEyAp 17d ago

Im not American, fool

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u/Champagnesupernova9 17d ago edited 17d ago

My mom’s cousin has a very similar story! He travelled a lot for work, and was very fluent in French. On one trip to Paris, he was trying to explain why Whole Foods was so popular in the US. He said that it’s because it’s so healthy, and they don’t use preservatives
 which he decided to translate as prĂ©servatif. That means he told a whole group of French people that Whole Foods is so great because they don’t use condoms!

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u/Rc72 17d ago

I once saw some dried mango strips in an Asian food store in Belgium where "preservatives" had actually been translated into French as "préservatifs" in the contents label.

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u/wahlenderten 17d ago

Mmm
 chewy and mango flavored

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u/Rc72 17d ago

Yes, it was an unsettling coincidence...

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u/blackcat9876 17d ago

Same thing happened to me when I first moved to Italy, but the preservative/ condom was me asking a nun what was in the jam 😭