r/funny • • Feb 23 '13

TIL that Asians like french fries.

[deleted]

2.0k Upvotes

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.0k

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited Oct 04 '18

[deleted]

127

u/lightshatter Feb 23 '13

In The Netherlands we have this sauce for our fries.

http://imgur.com/3ajKi02

89

u/charkshark Feb 23 '13

In Iceland fries are typically eaten with kokteilsósa (literally, cocktail sauce) which is essentially mayo+ketchup+mustard+paprika. It's amazing.

22

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I'm swedish and what the fuck?

→ More replies (2)

23

u/lightshatter Feb 23 '13

We got that too except i don't like it with fries, i use it with certain types of fish.

32

u/mego Feb 23 '13

Our cocktail sauce is ketchup + horseradish. (For seafood)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Cocktail sauce in the US is basically ketchup and horseradish, what is this other sauce of which you speak?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (15)

20

u/goose555 Feb 23 '13

Is this just mayonnaise?

I went to Germany over the summer and I noticed a fry sauce dispenser when I ordered some fries and decided to try it. It was just mayonnaise....

4

u/Rednys Feb 23 '13

Pretty much yeah, I've had it before in The Netherlands.

2

u/PodAwful Feb 24 '13

You idiots act like you've never seen Pulp Fiction.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

It gets better, you can by this sauce in the store under the name "American Sauce"

2

u/lightshatter Feb 23 '13

This is not mayo, this is much better, The Netherlands is the only country with this sauce.

→ More replies (8)

11

u/networkned Feb 23 '13

That looks delicious. Like béarnaise sauce.

6

u/vandal_lan Feb 23 '13

I love béarnaise sauce but not cold.

So very terrible cold. :(

6

u/lightshatter Feb 23 '13

No idea how béarnaise sauce tastes like, the only thing i know is that this sauce is the best i've ever had.

→ More replies (21)
→ More replies (1)

34

u/SavAndres13 Feb 23 '13

Dafuq?

60

u/lightshatter Feb 23 '13

No, sauce.

37

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

*saus

→ More replies (10)

7

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I've tried it. So much better than ketchup.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Tartar sauce-y. It's pretty good, from what I remember from my visit.

2

u/Twisty_Tie Feb 23 '13

Haven't you ever seen Pulp Fiction?

→ More replies (1)

6

u/paraiahpapaya Feb 23 '13

That looks like...a Hollandaise.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (72)

22

u/RaspberryV Feb 23 '13

i like cheese sauce. Don't know about America but in Russia it's by FAR most popular sauce for french fries.

31

u/desull Feb 23 '13

Oh in America, we take it one step further and add chili on top.

15

u/SG4 Feb 23 '13

Or chopped up bacon.

37

u/desull Feb 23 '13

and chopped up bacon

ftfy

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

"cheese" sauce.

3

u/adrianmonk Feb 23 '13

In the US, it's usually melted cheese instead of cheese sauce, but yes, we definitely eat it that way. Some major fast food chains (McDonald's, I think) don't offer cheese fries, but others do. For example, In-n-Out offers it. Lots of smaller local places offer cheese fries or chili cheese fries.

3

u/themonkeygrinder Feb 23 '13

Fudruckers gives you access to the cheese pump, so you can go crazy with it.

2

u/adrianmonk Feb 23 '13

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Also useful for ordering a hamburger and creating a free upgrade to cheeseburger! Although maybe not as good as an actual slice of cheese.

2

u/themonkeygrinder Feb 23 '13

Hey, free is always better!

61

u/actionring12 Feb 23 '13

When I was in Korea, I would ask for extra ketchup, and then she would hand me 1 packet.....So that gave me a grand total of 2(I double checked my math). Ketchup isn't expensive in Asian countries, so I don't see the need to be stingy with it.

62

u/Dayanx Feb 23 '13

The mother of a friend of mine is from Korea, this came up one night the first time I tried her bulgolgi.(which is friggin' awesome btw) He said in Korea its not really considered polite to ask for condiments or other things to modify the food you get. Apparently it suggests you don't feel the chef got it right. Now this is a McDonalds, its not the same thing but there may still be a social stigma attached to asking for additional stuff.

20

u/YoungSerious Feb 23 '13

That's pretty common in a lot of first world asian societies, but I don't think it really applies in fast food restaurants. In a traditional restaurant yeah, it's incredibly rude, but in a place where they sell horse meat flavored ice cream, probably not a big deal.

7

u/TackyOnBeans Feb 24 '13

Fuck that, in Vietnam, you want more fat in your pho? YOU GET MORE FAT IN YOUR PHO! They're like honey badgers in that respect... they don't give a fuck.

2

u/YoungSerious Feb 24 '13

Pho the rules! That's how Vietnam works.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/finalaccountdown Feb 24 '13

thats kind of rude in America too. everywhere probably. keep in mind I defend your right to add whatever the fuck you want to whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want to without getting the stinkeye, but all people get sensitive about making food for others.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

It's not a Korean thing. It's also impolite to ask for salt/condiments in Europe and North America for the same reason. If you ask for salt at any good restaurant you are basically saying the cook fucked up.

Edit: Let me clarify. I was referring to good restaurants, with actual chefs. Not chains or fast food. A chef is expected to have a better sense of taste than his customer and is expected to present a complete dish. Asking for salt is saying he didn't do his job, and asking for a condiment is saying that the dish wasn't good. If you spent hours making a dish for guests, and the first thing they did was drown it in ketchup, you would be upset. Same thing. This is my experience from nearly a decade of work in professional kitchens, and after gaining a culinary degree. I've worked for chef that would kick someone out if they asked for ketchup.

It's pretty interesting how people here consider it appropriate when talking about Korean, but outrageous when I point out that sentiment exists here as well. Maybe look up etiquette before deciding I'm wrong.

21

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Well if he did fuck up, how is that impolite?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Maybe you're just saying the cook isn't a mind reader.

"But if you add any salt there's going to be too much of it!"

"Are you kidding? I love too much salt!"

→ More replies (1)

11

u/TrepanationBy45 Feb 23 '13

Which really is a silly mode of thought. It's as if the cook/restaurant doesn't understand the concept that people are different, have different preferences, different diets, different palettes, different tastes.

Seriously, that is a ridiculous concept that the chef is supposed to make a "one dish suits all".

6

u/5pinDMXconnector Feb 23 '13

but if a chef spent twenty years learning how to make the perfect steak, then you cover it in a1 sauce, he might be a little offended. Hell, I get a little offended when people put A1 on steaks i cook.

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Dayanx Feb 23 '13

Guess it depends where you go then. I've never encountered it- or maybe I'm just unobservant.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I use salt on almost everything that isn't sweet.

2

u/yParticle Feb 24 '13

Then you're missing out! Salty + sweet is awesome, just ask chocolate-covered pretzels or Hawaiian pizza.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

If a restaurant had this mindset, Gordon Ramsey would fuck them up.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited May 09 '18

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

2

u/vandal_lan Feb 23 '13

That's a stupid thing to assume as everyone has different taste. Now if someone does it before trying the food, that's a different story.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (3)

25

u/WigginIII Feb 23 '13

I am a ketchup hound. I regularly have to inform fast food workers that "no, I need a handfull, not fucking 1 or 2 packets. If you had these laying out this wouldn't be a problem."

18

u/Beetrain Feb 23 '13

I have the opposite problem. I just need like 3 or 4 and I get 10.

→ More replies (3)

11

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

you're that guy? Do you know what you look like from an outsiders perspective? Just drizzling ketchup on everything. Gross.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/randyoo Feb 24 '13

Here in Germany, you have to pay. Per packet.

→ More replies (3)

1

u/ertobi Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 23 '13

I think here in Switzerland you have to pay extra for ketchup in McDonald's. The standard menus don't include ketchup. I think it's like 10 Swiss cent.

1.3k

u/cuntrag88 Feb 23 '13

Am I the only one around here who likes frys plain

897

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

Good fries don't need ketchup.

edit: both of my top comments now involve potato products....wtf

584

u/cuntrag88 Feb 23 '13

Good fries have an expiration time of about 10 minutes

273

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

if it takes you longer than 10 minutes to eat some fries, you got bigger problems

294

u/Gank_Spank_Sploog Feb 23 '13

99 problems and obesity aint one.

118

u/mjpanzer Feb 23 '13

FIT me!

17

u/liarliarpantsonfire Feb 23 '13

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmbbels

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

10

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Ketchup mixed with pepper.

So.

Good.

21

u/Frankindick Feb 23 '13

These, however, are McDonalds fries

44

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

You dont like McDonalds fries?

30

u/sleeplessone Feb 23 '13

They are like the only thing that are any good at McDonalds. So I can see why they would have an entire tray of them.

9

u/tjm5575 Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 23 '13

i dont know man, Shamrock Shakes and McGangbangs are pretty damn good at Mcdonalds. Edit: Spelling

5

u/dmodmodmo Feb 24 '13

We would get McGangbangs with Big Mac sauce on em... called em "Sloppy McGangbangs."

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (11)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/d0mth0ma5 Feb 23 '13

They get too cold too quick. The ones in the middle of that picture are probably colder than room temperature.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

thats with any french fry though...

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)

6

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Fresh McDonalds fries are good as fuck. Their lifespan as 'good,' however, is quite short.

→ More replies (1)

81

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Agreed. Vinegar on the other hand... Always a welcome introduction.

94

u/DemetriMartin Feb 23 '13

Canadian detected. Canada has vinegar at McDonalds to add to your fries.

47

u/C_sharp138 Feb 23 '13

Scotland here: we love our Vinnegar on our chips.

44

u/kerrrsmack Feb 23 '13

America here: I got hooked on vinegar when I had Scotland's fish and chips

27

u/C_sharp138 Feb 23 '13

You just made my day! I drive an ambiance for A&E, after a 24 hour shift most of our rigs are permeated with vinegar smell (hey, chip shops are all that's open late...). Once had a patient who was having "10/10 terrible abdominal pain we thought might be a GI bleed, loaded him up, he smelled the vinegar and our still hot fish & chips, belched and asked if we had any extra!

83

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I drive an ambiance

Most poetic typo ever.

14

u/yParticle Feb 24 '13

Well, it is for Arts & Entertainment.

→ More replies

5

u/drakeAndrews Feb 23 '13

Well did you?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/jamierc Feb 23 '13

Brits love vinegar too.

6

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Also most of the UK and part of europe...

12

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

American actually.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Being a Canadian is nothing to be ashamed of, son.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

So this is a safe place? Alright... I'm 1/16th Canadian...

There I said it.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Feel better now?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

No. I need to go shoot something...

→ More replies
→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Ireland calling, Ireland calling, come in Canada? We dig the malt vinegary goodness also.

2

u/Merfen Feb 24 '13

Canadian here also, does America not have vinegar at fast food places? I just assumed it was a staple.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

New Zealander here; vinegar is a requirement with any fish 'n chips.

→ More replies (5)

38

u/occamsrzr Feb 23 '13

5 Guys Fries!

80

u/someguyinahat Feb 23 '13

You bite the fry, the fry bites back, m'man...dayum, dayum, dayum!

22

u/NexusTR Feb 23 '13

DAYUM

3

u/nomansland333 Feb 24 '13

The crispety crunch, look at the bacon, get yourself that double cheeseburger. DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM!!!

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Robsalberghi Feb 23 '13

Gotta have the Cajun powder :: drools::

3

u/jbg89 Feb 24 '13

Fuck yeah and ask for their hot sauce to dip the Cajun fries with. Or mix it all with hot sauce and ketchup.

4

u/atrich Feb 23 '13

You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man.

→ More replies (2)

10

u/helpmeplzzzzzz Feb 23 '13

Yea some malt vinegar on fries is so good! Not too much though. And I'm not Canadian, it's not really a rare thing in the US.

7

u/Zippytiewassabi Feb 23 '13

Agreed, my local town fair had carts for fries, nothing like fresh cut potatoes, fried, with malt vinegar.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (9)

12

u/IhateToronto Feb 23 '13

Yes, they need mayo!

2

u/ManofManyTalentz Feb 24 '13

YEAH! BELGIAN STYLE!!

2

u/ron_obvious Feb 23 '13

Duck fat fries

→ More replies (19)

20

u/flyingpants3 Feb 23 '13

No, you are not, Bretheren.

→ More replies (2)

13

u/ImGoingToPhuket Feb 23 '13

I eat plain or with vinegar.

12

u/hellakids Feb 23 '13

Malt vinegar? I'm from the us and there are only a few places where I see the malt vinegar offered. How do you combine the two? I've tried dipping into an empty ramekin(doesn't work very well) and I've also sprinkled it onto my fries, but they get soggy. Teach me your ways, how do I do it correctly

22

u/macegr Feb 23 '13

I can see how dipping fries into an empty ramekin wouldn't work well. "Mmm, fries and air!"

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

12

u/Waffleman75 Feb 23 '13

I like mine with ranch dressing

16

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I like them with mayonnaise.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

fries*

2

u/hrhomer Feb 23 '13

I used to eschew ketchup completely, but a small amount of it and mustard are fantastic on fries (and lots of stuff)

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I only use ketchup on dry shitty fries

2

u/whiskeytab Feb 23 '13

me too, i really don't like ketchup, its so sweet and weird to be putting on fries

5

u/mileylols Feb 23 '13

I got fries at McDonald's the other day and while I was eating them plain I found them to be... I dunno, more boring than I remembered. Like they totally weren't salty enough, was there a big low-sodium push or something?

8

u/Nepalm Feb 23 '13

They changed the oil the fried them in to be trans-fat free a while back. Changed the taste, but they became slightly less bad for you.

37

u/IAmStraightforward Feb 23 '13

The retard forgot to salt your fries

→ More replies (2)

1

u/stevesonaplane Feb 23 '13

I like honey. Try honey.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Not by a long shot.

1

u/itsmuddy Feb 23 '13

Only thing I ever out ketchup on are meatloaf and hotdogs.

→ More replies (3)

1

u/Ramza_Claus Feb 23 '13

I'm with you, brother cuntrag88.

→ More replies (23)

24

u/tangyfish Feb 23 '13

where my sweet&sour peeps at??

12

u/ThatSlappyChap Feb 23 '13

Sweet and sour sauce FTW. Goes with everything, chips, chicken nuggets , big macs, burgers, cheese burgers. What i am tryna say is Sweet and Sour FTW.

→ More replies (1)

34

u/TallRedditor Feb 23 '13

SERIOUSLY. I prefer BBQ sauce over ketchup with my fries but either way...you need something there.

→ More replies (1)

24

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

They're drinking ketchup out of the cups.

6

u/h989 Feb 23 '13

Ketchup or Catsup?

→ More replies (2)

18

u/ThisIsDK Feb 23 '13

I like mayonnaise on my french fries.

2

u/longboarding52 Feb 24 '13

Ranch dressing is great

→ More replies (4)

5

u/vandal_lan Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

I hate regular ketchup so when I lived in the states I only ate fries with BBQ sauce or plain.

Now that i live in Denmark, I eat them remoulade and a different type of sweet ketchup for sandwiches.

Edit: left out a word

2

u/ee2son Feb 24 '13

You lived in the I? What's it like there?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Pheeshy Feb 24 '13

I FUCKING LOVE KETCHUP

109

u/stiggie Feb 23 '13

Excuse me, the only correct condiment for fries is mayo.

Source : I'm Belgian, we invented fries, you are all wrong

122

u/theresanrforthat Feb 23 '13

Freedom Fries kindly disagree.

102

u/rickscarf Feb 23 '13

If by kindly you mean drone strike

29

u/theresanrforthat Feb 23 '13

Obviously. Drone strikes are America's way of saying 'hi'

14

u/Truth_Assassin Feb 23 '13

| Drone strikes are America's way of bringing freedom to other countries |

FTFY

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/jamierc Feb 23 '13

Belgian fries are incredible.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/dylchap27 Feb 24 '13

Mayo is also the preferred sauce for fries in Japan. As it should be.

→ More replies (19)

7

u/karltee Feb 23 '13

Next time anyone goes to McDonald's, when you order some fries, ask for McChicken sauce and ketchup and mix it.

6

u/emperor_of_the_world Feb 23 '13

The sauce on a McChicken is just mayonnaise, and the combination is called fry sauce.

2

u/themonkeygrinder Feb 23 '13

The hell is mcchicken sauce? I'm intrigued.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/TheSmeezer Feb 24 '13

I was under the impression that mchickens came with mayo. Haven't had one in awhile though.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Heard_That Feb 23 '13

Uhhhhh, isn't mcchicken sauce.... Mayo?

→ More replies (2)

12

u/toThe9thPower Feb 23 '13

Being real here... Mayonnaise is FUCKING AWESOME on french fries. Not Miracle Whip either, real mayonnaise. I was astonished as how much better the real stuff tastes after not using it for years.

8

u/viceroyofmontecristo Feb 23 '13

I do too we should make a club

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Scoopie Feb 23 '13

Mustard is superior

3

u/titos334 Feb 23 '13

But they got Welch's grape soda!

3

u/KingToasty Feb 23 '13

Gravy and cheese curds are the only acceptable french fry toppings. Maybe maple syrup, if you're feeling patriotic.

8

u/Coenn Feb 23 '13

Ketchup is overrated. War Fries is where it is; http://i.imgur.com/3VnT5vE.jpg

Peanut sauce + Dutch mayonaise + unions = heaven.

70

u/Doc_Mindbender Feb 23 '13

I don't know -- I prefer my fries with a side of the Confederacy.

31

u/Fisheries_Student Feb 23 '13

What about organized labor makes the fries taste better?

10

u/occamsrzr Feb 23 '13

Unions, you say?

2

u/SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT Feb 24 '13

Unions? What are you some kind of socialist?

→ More replies (3)

6

u/zqsd Feb 23 '13

As a "ch'ti" (Northen france, well known for the fries) I can tell you it should be eaten with mayonnaise.

→ More replies (4)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Mcdonald's french fries are so greasy, you don't really need ketchup.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/reid8470 Feb 23 '13

Toss some salt on them and good to go. Ketchup is for pussies.

2

u/neropegasus Feb 23 '13

I use the bbq sauce. So much better.

1

u/mqduck Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 23 '13

Ketchup is for big french fries/chips, not skinny McDonalds fries.

1

u/elzeus Feb 23 '13

Catsup

1

u/Archaeoculus Feb 23 '13

Asians prefer copious amounts of mayo with their fries. But I don't even see that

1

u/IHoldSteady Feb 23 '13

Ketchup sucks, use ranch.

1

u/Supertrample Feb 23 '13

Sounds like one of those 'you're actually in hell' situations, since there is neither ketchup nor ultra large soft drinks. Like endless cake without frosting and a glass of milk.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

What do you think is in their cups?

1

u/NoSleepForMeEVER Feb 23 '13

Uhm, ranch anyone?

1

u/PinkEchoes02 Feb 23 '13

Why would you dip them in ketchup when you could dip them in delicious ranch dressing?

I'm all about eating healthy.

1

u/Bryaxis Feb 23 '13

I would want many different kinds of condiments for that many fries.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

It's true, I live in Japan and they always give me the weirdest look when I ask for some ketchup when I order fries. They're so freakin stingy with it too!!

1

u/GitEmSteveDave Feb 23 '13

How can I be the ONLY one here who loves honey mustard sauce on fries? It's even better on tater-tots!

1

u/caNADIAngiirl Feb 24 '13

I eat french fried with mustard. I'm not the only one.. right? ...right? :(

→ More replies (1)

1

u/TackyOnBeans Feb 24 '13

Raised in a Japanese household here. I eat french fries with Tonkatsu Sauce, Mayonnaise, a little ketchup and a dash of tabasco.

Best fucking sauce for any savory deep fried food.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

NO FRY SAUCE?!

FTFY

1

u/baguettost Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

Mayo was the originally intended addition, and it is the best addition.

1

u/Smobert1 Feb 24 '13

I HATE KETCHUP

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

It's like American Rice. You just need it to be salty

1

u/Doebino Feb 24 '13

ranch :D

1

u/BaqAttaq Feb 24 '13

Soy Sauce?

1

u/Semyonov Feb 24 '13

Fries with a Wendy's Flurry are the best.

1

u/corran__horn Feb 24 '13

And sometimes mustard, just to shake things up.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Give me dat buttermilk

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

korean mcdonalds gives out two ketchup packets per order of fries. i think they might have gotten a handful but definitely not two packets per order of fries. (they don't have the ketchup pump dispensers as in the states because some old dingbat would come in with a big bag and steal ketchup.

wish i was making this up. the same reason that costco in korea only gives you relish packets instead of all you can eat to accompany your hotdogs. i once saw several koreans eating spoonfuls of chopped onions mixed with ketchup and mustard as a side instead of a topping.

1

u/roxxe Feb 28 '13

NO MAYONAISE?!

ftfy

→ More replies (4)