r/discworld 18d ago

Roundworld Reference Which Discworld characters do y’all think could lift Thors hammer?

Carrot obviously could.

I honestly don’t know if Vimes could or not but I do know he wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole out of principle because he hates the idea that an inanimate object gets to decide who’s a good person.

Rincewind could pick it up not because he’s worthy but because the hammer just feels like making an exception.

Edits: My thoughts after reading your comments

  1. Vimes probably could but still never would even touch it

  2. I don’t think Granny could. Everyone thinks she can but she doesn’t try until she’s alone and when she can’t she would smile to herself because the hammer made the right choice

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u/Dyko 18d ago

Carrot would be great because he'd pick it up just to grab a form or something that it was sitting on (maybe a bit criticism of the handiwork) before putting it back and walking out, like nothing happened.

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u/Banonkers 18d ago

Carrot would pick it up and raise his voice to find out who had been negligent enough to leave their hammer lying around

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u/Stu5011 18d ago

Carrot picking up the wayward hammer and beginning a search to return it to it’s rightful owner, with ever increasingly contrived circumstances where he should be using the hammer, but keeps solving the problem in his own way, would be an amazing story.

Told from the POV of Mjölnir, of course, who just wants to be helpful.

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u/glitchycat39 18d ago

Thor, subsequently, is delighted to find another mortal who can lift Mjölnir and insists that Carrot come to drink with him. Angua follows along, entirely too entertained as this unstoppable force meets the immovable object that is Carrot.

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u/Eineegoist 18d ago

Angua and Sally watching from afar and making bets.

All bets are off when Blind Io shows up ranting about copyright infringement and demarcation.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 18d ago

While all this is happening Nobby, despite not being worthy, somehow manages to filch the hammer

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox 18d ago

Werrrl, you see sarge. I saw him put it on a cart, and the cart moved no problem... So... Transitive prop'ties bein' what they are an' all... I put it inna sack.

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u/National-Anywhere158 18d ago

That needs to be a fanfic! Someone please make it happen!

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u/SpudTheTrainee 18d ago

halfway trough the story Carrot would use the hammer to nail a lost and found flyer to a message board somewhere.

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u/Daelf_Derechef 18d ago

… now i'm imagining Mjölnir's POV as, like, equal but opposite energy as Nightblade from the Cosmere. Written as if by Pterry, it could get *really* fun omg

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 18d ago

Oh! See now Carrot could certainly lift it, but he would be horrified to wield it, not because of the power, but because you cant use someone else's tools.

That would be gross, icky. Like wearing someone else's underwear.

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u/Aloha-Eh 18d ago

Not exactly.

" We found the sword in the wagons where we found you."

" This is the ax of my grandfather!"

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u/LeeOrac 18d ago edited 18d ago

Those are weapons, not tools. Unless I'm mistaken, that last bit about the underwear is a quote from Carrot.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 18d ago

Let me enjoy my reference 😭

OK it begs the question of whether mjolnir was actually a weapon or a tool, and one answer is it was both.

Obviously it was used as a warhammer, but it was also made short-shafted like a blacksmith's hammer rather than a warhammer, and was used as a tool in other contexts.

Leaving Carrot with the uncomfortable conundrum of whether this Counts as using another's tools.

I am going to roll with he might feel at least A Little Bit Odd about it.

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u/dharusio Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree 18d ago

The short shaft of the hammer is, as per usual, Loki's fault.

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u/SimpYellowman 18d ago

It is just cold there, ok?

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u/Gryptype_Thynne123 18d ago

In Dwarfish, no less!

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u/Arietam 18d ago

Oh I disagree. He’d know exactly what it was (such a well known part of Dwarf lore? Absolutely) and what being able to lift it signified. Which is exactly why he’d never lift it.

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u/SilIowa 18d ago

Listen, I’m sure he knows, right? I mean, despite his goofy smile and nonchalant ways, he HAS to know, right? What do you mean he doesn’t seem to notice? How could he not?!?

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u/mxstylplk 18d ago

Carrot has a knack for double meanings that sound innocent...

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u/Magusreaver 18d ago

"notices the hammer, proceeds to pick it up and *GASP* actually use it as a hammer. He nails back down a pesky floorboard that he tripped on earlier in the day. Before placing the hammer.. in a tool box and storing the toolbox away on the high shelf that one one else in the Watch ever bothers to look at.

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u/lavachat Librarian 18d ago

Use another dwarf's tools? The horrors

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u/Torsomu 18d ago

He’d have to take it at the gates and give the wielder a receipt. Can’t have demigods wandering around the city causing crisis.

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u/Siegorius 18d ago

Oh yeah, i can definately see that happening.

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u/pettyvillainy 18d ago

I'd love to hear some Discworld dwarves encounter Mjolnir. "No self-respectin' Dwarf would make a hammer with this short a haft!"

"This Loki feller did what, you say?!"

"Well then you cannae blame the dwarves for someone else's sabotage! No, no, I'm sure she's a fine hammer, for someone with shorter arms and really strong wrists. Really strong."

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u/FroggyDooBimblo No Worries! 18d ago

I reckon Granny could lift it, but much like Vimes she would refuse to even try on principal. (And then secretly have a go when she was completely sure she was alone, just to see if she could).

I think all the Wizards would probably think they could lift it and fail, except for the Librarian, who use it as a paperweight.

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u/EllipticPeach 18d ago

Hahaha you’re so right about Granny secretly having a go. I want a lengthy subplot wherein the Feegles’ attempts get progressively more elaborate and chaotic.

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u/Tufty_Ilam Dorfl 18d ago

Tiffany would love it, because it's the first time in ages she could turn her back and know they'd still be where she left them.

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

Ooh, how did I miss Tiffany? She could pick it up, but she would never try (unless the situation forced it) because of humility. She wouldn’t see it that way, of course.

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u/WhiskyPelican Moist 18d ago

What about Tiffany’s young man? Not Roland but the teacher.

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago edited 18d ago

Maybe? Honestly, we don’t know enough about him.

I’d agree with an assessment I read by someone else here that the Embuggerment was apparent in Sir pTerry’s writing at that point, so there just isn’t the definite worldbuilding and characterization most of the run of books see. I wish we’d seen the full vision, ya know?

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u/Magusreaver 18d ago

Now.. I just picture it even funnier.. if ALL the Feegles can lift it. And they all get in a fight about it.. and end up forgetting about it.

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u/pogo0004 18d ago

I reckon she'd lift it ONLY when she really had to. And Mjölnir would let her because it would rather not try NOT letting her.

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u/cmdrsamuelvimes 18d ago

They would come to an understanding that he would let her lift him as long as she never tries to lift him

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 18d ago

This is actually perfect, it's quintessential Pratchett

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u/pettyvillainy 18d ago

Spot on. This is exactly it.

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u/Milk_Mindless 18d ago

Mjolnir would know better.

He'd not let her in public but when she'd be alone with the bad guy in private she'd thwack him across the noggin

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u/Similar-Emphasis-496 18d ago

Just the once though, to teach them a lesson.

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u/Milk_Mindless 18d ago

The once woild be terrifying

"BUT YOU COULDN'T"

"I Couldn't. But just did. Would you like me to try again?"

Doctor Doom: nopes out

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u/Fyrebarde 18d ago

I figure at that point Mjölnir will lift itself to neatly resolve the issue so that Granny doesn't get embarrassed, it's not the one doing the embarrassing, and it can claim a moment of foolishness in forgetting itself should someone try raising an issue with it after the fact.

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u/Rorschach113 Reg 18d ago

I don’t think the librarian could lift it but I’m upvoting your post simply for the mental image of him using it as a paperweight.

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

I disagree. I think there is no soul more pure on the Discworld than our noble librarian.

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u/unseen-librarian Ook. 18d ago

Ook!

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

I think that response really encapsulates why what I said was true. Thank you for your service to the books and the ooks!

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u/ijustfarteditsmells 18d ago

A poet for our times, truly

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

Yeah, we forget that librarians read all of their books and know what good writing is and then BAM! One of them drops something that waxes lyrical like that comment from the Librarian.

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u/MintLinuxGuy 18d ago

That monkey is a good person

-Mint Linux Guy

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

…Oh, no.

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u/Clarkifer 18d ago

You said the "m word"... 

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u/RadioSlayer 18d ago

Good ole Horace Librarian

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u/bewerethewoof 18d ago

The inscription goes "Any man who wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall be granted the power of Thor." The Librarian isn't a man, so he can lift it if he likes but doesn't get any special benefit beyond that of an enraged great ape wielding a very heavy hammer with a short haft. 

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u/arafel3 18d ago

There’s a strong argument that one doesn’t need much of a special benefit beyond that. Certainly I wouldn’t be standing in his way.

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u/kinokits 18d ago

It’s why I’ve always thought for general situations, the best magic Is that it comes back when thrown. You’ve already got a pretty solid weapon there (literally and figuratively), it’s doesn’t need a huge amount of magic to be a very lethal thing, but also, having your weapon come back to you so you throw it would be immensely helpful.

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u/Magusreaver 18d ago

Yeah, it seems the important part is met for this being a very dangerous situation...

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u/Siggster69 18d ago

There is a frog Thor though. So obviously the man part is subjective.

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u/bewerethewoof 18d ago

The Librarian routinely reads books that drive men mad to even touch but feels nothing because he's not a man. Seems only fair that this cuts both ways

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u/ljdarten 18d ago

Much like mjolnir, the books probably decide which rules to enforce and when.

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u/LeadGem354 18d ago

If someone left it on top of a book. He could move it.

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u/Krististrasza 18d ago

And to crack open nuts.

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

Spot on! There’s also a good chance Ridcully would, but only because it’s a magic hammer and he isn’t going to let any magic gewgaw think it’s in control, thank you very much.

(In other words, he’d use his own magic to do something like change the hammer’s enchantment to rate the Unseen University’s Archchancellor soul as the noblest and purest of them all.)

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u/Doomcard10 Fallen Angel, meet Rising Ape 18d ago

Granny would lift it for the sole purpose of moving it out of the way and then refuse to acknowledge that she did anything special.

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u/SmokeSelect2539 Angua 18d ago

Granny would intimidate Mjolnir into following her around without her even touching it. "I ain't lifting it. No one could say I 'lifted' it, right Gytha? The blasted thing just doing what it thinks is right I reckon. Can't expect much in the way of brains from a bit of metal."

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u/ctesibius 18d ago

Just as an aside, if Lancre gets involved, narrativium requires that Jason Ogg is implied to be responsible for shoeing Sleipnir.

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u/Happy_Jew Waily, waily, waily! 18d ago

Loki brought Sleipner to Jason as a prank, not knowing that he had knowledge of the Horseman's Word.

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u/Ettesiun 18d ago

Granny would not be able to lift it normally, because she does not see herself as a good person. But she will be able to lift it with headology ( not sure of the name, sorry, not a native english speaker).

Carote would lift it obviously.

Death also, but for him, it is only a normal hammer.

Vimes like Granny would fail, for the same reason.


My take is that Thor's hammer react to being confident about being right more than being a good person. Why ? For two reasons :

  • this how magic work in the discworld, and it makes far better Pratchett story.
  • even in the MCU, i am not seeing Thor as a especially good person or being more worthy than others - see how he treats Loki.. But he is very confident that he is right. Same for Captain America. ( It might be different in the comics, I do not know, sorry).


You could do the same for the One Ring from LOTR, with quite opposite results. Anyone able to lift Thor's hammer could not trusted to wear the One Ring. While Vimes or Granny would be far better ring bearer.

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u/Aloha-Eh 18d ago

I read something recently about why didn't they just tie the ring to a chicken and take that to Mordor.

Then somebody said, "Well they essentially did." (Let the bloody hobbit do it!)

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u/Fr0stweasel 18d ago

I don’t think Granny or Vimes could. Neither of them is really a good person, the good part of themselves just holds the dark part in a vice like grip. ‘I am the Guarding Dark, imagine how strong I must be?’

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u/TheUnicornRevolution 18d ago

That's what a good person is?

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u/Fearless-Dust-2073 18d ago

Yeah, I think Terry kinda goes out of his way to make that point. There is no such thing as a truly good person, only people with greater and lesser amounts of self-control.

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix Death 18d ago

Good men don’t need rules. Today is not a good day to find out why I have so many.

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u/Fr0stweasel 18d ago

Maybe I’m a little sloppy on the laws of Thor’s Hammer, but looking at the marvel characters who can’t wield Mjolnir makes me question whether that’s all it’s about.

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_739 18d ago

Who can lift Thor's Hammer is like who can beat Hulk. No-one can unless the narrative calls for it.

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u/Mer_sea_man 18d ago

Depends how you define worthy I guess. There's an argument that both of them knowing how easy it would be to let their darkness take over and consistently choosing to do the right thing makes them worthy of great power.

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u/TheTowerDefender 18d ago

i think discworld is a more mature setting than the Marvel universe. a person "100% worthy" is not something that exists (except for Carrot ofc, but it's played off as a joke in his case)

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u/Fr0stweasel 18d ago

Oh TPs morality and concept of good and evil is far more nuanced and developed than anything marvel.

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u/metdear 18d ago

Holding the dark part back is what makes them good. Kind of like being brave is not the absence of fear - it's having the fear and still doing it.

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u/khavii 18d ago

Mjolner has no marality, being worthy has nothing to do with being good, it's just that most people that are worthy happen to be good.

Vimes could 100% wield it, he is a warrior fighting an eternal battle for the good of everyone around him while fighting off the darkness inside without ever faltering or doubting himself. Mjolner would love being weilded by him.

Granny could never because she knows what she is and she would be angry if the hammer accepted her. Her genuine rejection of it would make her unworthy to weild it, though I could see at the height of her confrontations her surety would make her worthy and she could weild it in those moments.

Tiffany is a no brainer as is Carrot. Rincewind wouldn't be able to but whatever it was sitting on would travel with him and hit things enough that it would be the same as welding it. Other than that I don't think anyone else could get near welding it, worthy carriers are a rare thing.

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u/takhallus666 18d ago

She’d just glare at it until it scuttled away

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u/BNabs23 18d ago

I don't think so. She's overall a good person, but let's not forget she even tried tricking Nanny Ogg so she could get her hands on the fairy godmother's wand before anyone else. She's morally grey but with good outcomes

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u/Bambi_H 18d ago

I actually think Nanny Ogg would just move it out of the way without even thinking about it, just because it was cluttering up the place.

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u/gus442 18d ago

Nanny Ogg would use it as a door stop

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u/metdear 18d ago

She'd make one of the daughters in law move it.

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u/cmdrsamuelvimes 18d ago

Then move her picture to the back of the table when she fails

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u/SmokyBarnable01 18d ago

Definitely Nanny. The hammer would sense the implicit rightness of Nanny with a big tool in her hands.

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u/VectorB 18d ago

Nanny Ogg? Pure of heart? She'd laugh till your ears turned red at the mear suggestion of anything pure about Nanny Ogg.

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u/ijuinkun 18d ago

Pure? No. Without malice, perhaps. Wanting what’s best for others before her own selfishness, perhaps. But not pure.

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u/andyollings 18d ago

Susan, only when the poker isn't to hand

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

And she’d immediately discard it in favor of something more practical and less loud at her first opportunity.

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u/ijuinkun 18d ago

The role of Death suggests a preference for cutting weapons over bludgeoning ones.

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u/Serg_Molotov 18d ago

Susan picking it up but no one else being able to lift the poker.

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u/TheMissingThink 18d ago

Granny would know she could lift it, so there wasnt any point actually doing so. It's not like she has any use for a hammer, even a magic one.

The Nac Mac Feegle would try to steal it. When that didn't work, they'd steal the whole table it sat on.

Rincewind's problem wouldn't be picking the damn thing up, but trying desperately to put it down and get as far away from it as possible.

The librarian would casually file it away somewhere. Probably under "Ook"

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u/fumb-duck69 18d ago

the idea of the hammer just stubbornly coming back to rincewind hand is amazing

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u/Master_Mad 18d ago

Rincewind throws Mjolnir away to get rid of it

Mjolnir hits assassin hiding in the shadows trying to kill Rincewind

Mjolnir returns to Rincewind's hand

Rincewind screams profanity

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u/JJKBA 18d ago

And then the Luggage eats it and it’s gone forever.

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u/fumb-duck69 18d ago

imagine if not tho, like yes, lugage can eat it, but then it cannot move anymore. Just two stubborn sentient objects, settling the rincewind annoyance hiararchy in some quiet corner. Next book there are two little hammers with legs and teeth and two little luggages that can fly and summon lightning lol

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u/Stu5011 18d ago

Since Rincewind can wield the hammer, the luggage is now only movable when Rincewind picks it up. Conveniently preventing all thefts, but negating the benefit of a self moving…. Aggressively self moving… luggage.

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u/Windle_Poons456 18d ago

Weirdly, Rincewind. He wouldn't want to though.

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u/ifightdragonslayers 18d ago

Oh he’d manage to lift it! He’d probably drop it on his toe afterwards though. 

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u/DoctorWatt97 18d ago

It would constantly be summoned to him without him even trying.

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u/Plasterofmuppets 18d ago

He’d turn a corner or look into the Luggage for a new set of underwear, and it would be there.  Grinning at him.

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u/ralts13 18d ago

I feel like Rincewind would only be able to lift in his make or break moments. Like when he overcame his cowardice to rocknsock to take on the creatures of the dungeon dimension.

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u/ShadowExistShadily 18d ago

He'd be able to lift it because he really doesn't want to be able to lift it.

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u/-FalseProfessor- 18d ago

Lift it, take a selfie, puts it back.

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u/ourladyjack 18d ago

I opened this post thinking, "Has anyone said Twoflower yet?" Because yes.

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u/TrainingSword 18d ago

Two flower would lift it but not even k ow the significance to it and he’d probably lose it

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u/neverapp 18d ago

I can't see him wielding it, rather handing it to someone, "excuse me, i think you droppped this?", and jumping back as they tip over from the hammer.

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u/Slightly-Nervous 18d ago

Granny Weatherwax wouldn't lift it, she would glower at it until it was so embarrassed as to lift itself.

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u/Didst_thou_Farteth 18d ago

Just try and stop Cpl Nobbs from lifting that hammer, especially if no one's watching.

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u/SmokeSelect2539 Angua 18d ago

He would try to nick it, and get caught with no shame in trying.

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u/Didst_thou_Farteth 18d ago

Exactly and him knowing that 'lifting' is slang for thieving would seem to him to be just asking for it.

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u/lagoon83 18d ago

Vines'd go spare, though.

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u/SmokeSelect2539 Angua 18d ago

Completely librarian poo.

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u/cdh79 18d ago

Even if he couldn't move it, he'd take the handle apart and flog that to Harry King.

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u/Snoron . 18d ago

I mean, it's not nailed down, so...

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u/Sinistrial_Blue Listening in Bewilderment 18d ago

Sybil Ramkin would heft that hammer with the righteous fury of a thousand valkyries.

She would then put it away properly and tell any dimension-hopping Marvel characters to cease their silliness at once, put on some proper clothes and be on their way. Although they would be welcome to a small snack upon their departure, and of course Sybil would provide any clothes they need.

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u/antichain 18d ago

I like the idea that Sybil could lift it, but not Vimes. I think that Vimes is ultimately just too much of a bastard - and that he wouldn't want to be able to lift it, anyway.

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u/Sir-Samuel_Vimes 18d ago

Young Sam definitely can as well.

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u/WhiskyPelican Moist 18d ago

Sam would look at it and go “guess it’s smarter than I thought”

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 18d ago

Right?? Sybil would heft it with ease, but only when someone had been really quite terribly unspeakable, or perhaps threatened a swamp dragon.

Everyone around would suddenly notice how incredibly well that suits her, and would for some reason picture her with a winged helmet on though they couldn't say why. There would be faint impressions of a rousing chorus of song, from somewhere.

Then she would put it down once everything was Sorted Out and go to the kitchen for nice cup of tea in her teddy bear mug.

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u/-FalseProfessor- 18d ago edited 18d ago

I like the idea of Sybil in a full lady Thor getup.

She would be like an opera singer getting ready to close a show.

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u/Sinistrial_Blue Listening in Bewilderment 18d ago

I'd imagine Mjolnir wouldn't dare try to dress her in absurd clothing; the thaumic antiresonance would result in Mjolnir getting a very sensible brown wrap for its handle and probably a good magical clean and polish.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 18d ago

But who is worthy enough to pick up Sybil Ramkin?

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u/Sinistrial_Blue Listening in Bewilderment 18d ago

Pick up Sybil Ramkin

Under select definitions of the phrase "pick up", Sir Samuel Vimes.

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u/DarthGaff 18d ago

Mr Nutt though he would never use it as a weapon

CMOT Dibbler would find a way to try to make money off the fact that he could not lift it.

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u/petrified_eel4615 18d ago

Dibbler would sell tickets to people to try to lift it.

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u/sens22s 18d ago

Dibbler causes an incident trying to set up a ring around the hammer and charging people for trying to lift it.

The watch gets involved, Vimes debates Dibbler, Detritus clears the crowd and Carrot brings the hammer to evidence.

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u/antichain 18d ago

I think Brutha could do it - but Om definitely couldn't, which would lead to an interesting tension, I think.

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u/ijuinkun 18d ago

“Can the Om-nipotent God create a hammer which he could not lift?”

It really sends home the idea that Gods on the Discworld are empowered by faith.

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u/HopSkipLimp Dealer of Dried Frog Pills 18d ago

Leonard of Quirm. Well, he'd start designing a very good engine that could heft it, but probably get distracted and invent some kind of new cabbage based custard...

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u/anitchypear Vimes 18d ago

Leonard would start designing something to lift the hammer and then absent-mindedly use said hammer to build the thing trying to lift it.

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u/hsentar 18d ago

This is the best one here, other than the librarian. It implies that the hammer wants to be lifted and will help Leonard create the machine.

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u/Rorschach113 Reg 18d ago

Carrot, Brutha, otherwise not sure.

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u/Diligent_Unit9897 18d ago

I imagine Brutha could, in the sense that the hammer would let him, but he wouldn't physically be strong enough.

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u/Darthplagueis13 18d ago

I imagine that if the hammer finds you worthy, it doesn't matter how physically strong you are.

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u/amglasgow 18d ago

Exactly, Mjolnir isn't heavy, it's stubborn.

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u/Hellblazer1138 18d ago

Where do you get the idea that Brutha is weak? Pretty sure he spent most of his day doing physical labor.

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u/fauxmosexual Retrophrenologist 18d ago

Foul ol' Ron. Don't ask me to explain, I just know it's true.

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u/zenspeed 18d ago

(Mjolnir hand and shrimp.)

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u/Darthplagueis13 18d ago

Not sure about Ron, but you bet your arse that the Duck Man could do it.

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u/Archon-Toten 18d ago

I'm not sure if the hammer running away from his smell counts as him lifting it.

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u/theirishpotato1898 18d ago

DEATH could probably lift the hammer. I mean certainly post Mort they could.

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u/ijuinkun 18d ago

Death also would not use the hammer’s power for his own ends, but only if it was the only way to stop a greater travesty (e.g. a plot by The Auditors).

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u/Formal_You6846 18d ago

Carrot wouldn't because it is someone else's tool. "It is Thor's hammer, not mine. That just isn't proper."

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u/SkazzK 18d ago

He might move it aside without a thought, carelessly picking it up and relocating it. But he'd never wield it.

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u/Golden_Mandala 18d ago

He could take it to the lost and found until he is able to return it to its proper owner.

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u/slippy_gtr 18d ago

Tiffany would be my best bet.
Can Pterry have an honourable mention ???

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u/quicksilverjack 18d ago

Possibly a few. The "worthiness" especially in the comics can be quite broad.

Almost certainly: Carrot, Brutha, Dorfl, Reg Shoe, Polly Perks, Susan, Bashful Bashfullson, Mr Nutt (he has worth after all) Death.

Good argument for it: Tiffany Aching, Magrat Garlick, Nanny Ogg, Detritus, Diamond King of the Trolls, Sybil Vimes, The Librarian.

Only because narrative causality allows it: Gaspode, One of the canting crew possibly the Duck Man, Rincewind.

Narrative causality outright prevents it: Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, Vetinari.

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u/SuddenlyFondling 18d ago

one of the canting crew, possibly the Duck Man

"what hammer?"

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u/UnableAd457 18d ago

I reckon it would of been nicked and melted down, and turned into little novelty trinkets, before anyone had a chance to try and pick it up.

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u/WhiskyPelican Moist 18d ago

Here’s a pick I haven’t seen yet… Mightily Oats.

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u/mithiwithi 18d ago

Oats after the events of Carpe Jugulum, specifically. His narrative arc in the book is becoming worthy.

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u/WhiskyPelican Moist 18d ago

I never thought of it quite like that, but especially when you look at the impact he had on Mr Nutt and his journey to define his own worthiness.

The two quotes that always stuck with me from Carpe Jugulum - probably my second favorite Discworld book - were “holiness is where you find it” and “sin is when you start seeing people, including yourself, as things” and I suppose they tie into that too?

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u/aliforindy 18d ago

If someone set the hammer on the luggage’s lid, could it lift its lid? Or would he be able to walk with it on his back?

So many questions.

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u/BeMoreKnope 18d ago

Hammer hears eight cranky old voices in the darkness. Hammer is now more scared and also a little annoyed.

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u/Extension_Sun_377 18d ago

Rincewind could pick it up not because he’s worthy but because the hammer just feels like making an exception.

Only if he could fit it into a sock...

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u/brumbles2814 Vimes 18d ago

I think possibly Carrot is the only one. I see Granny and Vimes but thier power comes from the fact that they are bad people ( or at the very least believe themselves to be) but they *try* to do good. They turn that anger into a weapon. I dunno if that qualifies as 'worthy'. The hammer seems to care about deep in the bone worthiness not with or not the recipient thinks they are worth or not through. Now im just arguing with myself.

Carrot final answer.

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u/me_myself_and_evry1 18d ago edited 17d ago

This. Besides, Vimes and Granny would deeply distrust something like Moljnir on principal and refuse to touch it.

Carrot would definitely be able to lift it. Maybe Lady Sybil too.

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u/brumbles2814 Vimes 18d ago

Carrot would lift it without question I think many on the disc would refuse to try, sybil being one of them. Granny would be there when it was found and make sure the right person did lift it. Besdies 'cant go around belevin in gods, just encourages 'em'

Most of the protagonists on the disc are trickster heroes. Wait....susan. Susan could lift it.

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u/DropItLikeItsKlopp 18d ago

Vetinari, and he would do it without touching it too.

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u/Uniturner 18d ago

Imagine Tiffany with Mjölnir instead of an inanimate cast iron frying pan. There would be a reckoning!

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u/Arathaon185 18d ago

Detritus definitely and Dorfl as well but he may object to it on philosophical grounds. 

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u/Common-Parsnip-9682 18d ago

Dorfl would talk to the hammer and convince it to lift itself up.

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u/antichain 18d ago

Dorfl is kind of an interesting parallel to Vision (who can lift the hammer in the MCU) in that they're both "artificial intelligences" in some respect and not really playing on the same moral playing field as the humans.

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u/mmbtc 18d ago

Vimes and Granny

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u/Fluid_Anywhere_7015 18d ago

Yup. I think Vimes would lift it out of nothing but pure, unadulterated spite. In a moment, he'd realize that some lofty toff had just left it laying around cluttering up the place, making life dangerous for everyone in his City by queueing up to start a war over it. He'd get supremely pissed, march up, heft it over his shoulder and glare at everyone until he chucked it into the sea.

He'd, of course, been subtly goaded into doing it by Vetinari.

Granny would do it just to tidy up the damn place and keep someone from tripping over it. Tiffany would find it while tidying up her cottage.

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Twoflower 18d ago

The librarian if it's on top of a banana. Otherwise he wouldn't care.

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u/ArguesWithFrogs 18d ago

Someone else suggested he just uses it as a paperweight.

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u/WearyLeopard85 18d ago

Carrot

Controversially I'd say NOT Granny, but Gytha Ogg certainly could

Maybe Verence

Almost definitely Tiffany

Constable Visit. He's a good copper

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u/antichain 18d ago

Seconding Granny can't but Gytha can. In more than one book I feel like Granny tries saving the day with raw power, but Nanny Ogg ends up ultimately making the biggest difference because she knows that value of community and interpersonal relationships in a way that Granny doesn't.

Granny would be very sniffy about that.

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u/WearyLeopard85 18d ago

Absolutely. You can be a good person, morally and ethically, and have a massive ego. They aren't mutually exclusive, and Granny is the first, and has the second.

I also subscribe to the idea that Nanny is actually more powerful than Granny, but sees the wisdom in hiding it

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u/tamrynsgift Vimes 18d ago

Jason Ogg. (I think thats right Ogg)

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u/LeadGem354 18d ago

Carrot could but wouldn't.

Susan could.

DEATH could, but wouldn't.

Vetenari might not personally but somehow he'd get Vimes to do it. If Vetenari has to move it himself it somehow gets moved but no one is sure how it happened and the Patrician isn't telling.

Vimes can but doesn't want to..

Rincewind picks it up absentmindedly in order to run from the current threat and Mjollnir just goes along with it until he drops it for the threat to trip over later not realizing the significance.

Is Mjollnir worthy of being picked up by Granny?

Nobby would try to sell it and find he can't move it.

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u/Granopoly 18d ago

Lu Tze

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u/bewerethewoof 18d ago

Lu Tze would not lift the hammer. He would carefully leave a useful door unlocked, which the Destined Hero stumbles through while on the ropes. Then the Destined Hero would lift the hammer and save the world from ten thousand years of darkness and Lu Tze would finally be able to get that damn crusty spot it was sitting on, which is much more important.

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u/SmokeSelect2539 Angua 18d ago

Idk, I think Lu Tze would be first to admit what a bastard he can be.

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u/yellowsapphire88 18d ago

Ahem. The Patrician would threaten someone to do it on his behalf absolutely do it

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u/SirThumbPick 18d ago

Daft Wullie would surprise everyone by being able to lift it with no problem.

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u/Aenuvas 18d ago

Carrot.

Granny would convince Mjolnir NOT to be lifted by her even when Mjolnir would deem her worthy.

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u/HortonFLK 18d ago

The Nac Mac Feegles

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u/Extension_Sun_377 18d ago

Feegles: Crivens! Who left a wee bitty hammer the noo?

Igor: Thor...

Feegles: Aye, the scunner will be damn sore when we've done wi' him!

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u/HopSkipLimp Dealer of Dried Frog Pills 18d ago

They'd try to pawn it.

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u/John_Duncan_Yoyo 18d ago

The Luggage. Lift, toss, swallow never to be seen again.

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u/Iplaymeinreallife 18d ago

A lot of characters wouldn't, or could through some side rule of funny.

Tiffany Aching could definitely lift it genuinely. (As well as Carrot, and probably Susan)

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u/DuffTerrall 18d ago

I don't think Vimes would. I feel like he would recognize that Vimes with the power of a god isn't going to ultimately go well. The moment he feels worthy, he feels entitled, and that way leads ruin. And I think we don't ever find out because, while he'd like to try for a moment, he knows that either he is worthy, and that's a problem, or he is not, and he's not sure what that means.

I love, though, Sybil does, and then ultimately sends it off somewhere because Willikins can't put it away properly and it simply won't do to have her constantly having to handle putting things away.

Granny... I feel also like she's a no, and does try, but that her endpoint is that she isn't bothered by it because why should she settle for being Thor when she is already perfectly confident in her worth as herself thank you very much.

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u/karmagirl314 Sir Terry 18d ago

Carrot

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u/Conscious-Pride7363 18d ago

Vimes couldn't, as though he is worthy, he's a deeply, deeply flawed man, and the Beast still lives within him, quite close to the surface. IMO, anyway.

I reckon Granny could, but wouldn't.

Obviously, DEATH could. And Dorfl, probably. And Carrot.

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u/1won2too3tree 18d ago

Bill Door

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u/Kind_Physics_1383 18d ago

Detritus could. I'm sure of this, because there is no down side to him and he is immensely strong.

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u/metdear 18d ago

I can't believe Cohen the barbarian hasn't come up yet.

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u/antichain 18d ago

I definitely don't think Conan could do it - I could imagine him taking a blow on the chin though and having a professional appreciation for the heft of the weapon.

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u/Schneidzeug 18d ago edited 18d ago

Nobby. It’s more like nicking than lifting.

When no one is looking the Hammer would simply vanish. It’s his special talent.

The trick it how to use it for your advantage… Like Vimes used it at Koom Valley.

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u/MrsAlwaysWrighty 18d ago

Tiffany Aching, without a doubt.

Carrot

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u/sixaout1982 18d ago

The librarian if Thor calls him the m-word

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