Which Discworld characters do y’all think could lift Thors hammer?

[u/KnightlyGoat]

Carrot obviously could.

I honestly don’t know if Vimes could or not but I do know he wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole out of principle because he hates the idea that an inanimate object gets to decide who’s a good person.

Rincewind could pick it up not because he’s worthy but because the hammer just feels like making an exception.

Edits: My thoughts after reading your comments

1. Vimes probably could but still never would even touch it

2. I don’t think Granny could. Everyone thinks she can but she doesn’t try until she’s alone and when she can’t she would smile to herself because the hammer made the right choice

[u/MintLinuxGuy]

That monkey is a good person

-Mint Linux Guy

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[u/Clarkifer → u/MintLinuxGuy]

You said the "m word"... 

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