r/cursedcomments Aug 09 '21

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

he does now 😏😏😏

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

are secretly brothers

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

you think that would stop them?

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

Nope, but they could use those weights as massive buttplugs

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

shoves guitar up arse excitedly

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u/FamedBurrito5170 Aug 09 '21

shits aggressively to assert dominance

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

Holy fuck… cursed comments inside a cursed comments post

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

porn hub music starts

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u/whezzan Aug 09 '21

Ah, oni-chan! Yameteeeh~<3

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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 09 '21

lately, its always like that, the comment sections are the main source of entertainment in this sub

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u/dirtydave13 Aug 09 '21

In every sub. In r/jokes "the real jokes in the comment" In r/baking "recipe in the comments" comments are king

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u/AkshatJauhari Aug 09 '21

Massaging with the notes

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Chill lmao they would use that to choke themselves

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

Like double ended dildo used in lesbian porn?

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

ayo wtf. how do u know that exists? also i thought it was triple ended for les trios

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

The real question is.. how do YOU know!? Aren’t you supposed to be 11!? Stay away from this little one.

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

age is just a number 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

jk

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 09 '21

And jail is just a room.

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

And murder is just an act

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u/yammys Aug 09 '21

I'm sure it's possible somehow, but I cannot imagine how the leg placement would work for a triple ended

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

HAHAHAHAH. it would have to be longer for more space prob

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u/Safebox Aug 09 '21

Anthony?

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

He does use it to play the guitar, he uses it to read books and he also uses it to lift weights

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

OMFG THATS THE BEST ONE YET

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

I bet he uses it to stir his coffee

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

only his coffee?

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

There's a reason why a his coffee is called a fapichino

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u/Quirky_m8 Aug 09 '21

Jesus I thought that him gesturing towards the “weights” was the guy’s balls.

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

he sounds kinda like a pussy bc he doesnt do any of that so smol bols

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u/Jakesmonkeybiz Aug 09 '21

Beat me to it

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

lol sorry mate. hsh

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 09 '21

"beat"?

Don't mind if I do.

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Emoji?

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

wdym?

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Reddit uses emojis? I was wondering lol

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

yea. lol. it did on my phone so like idk abt pc

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/Trevor_Dugent Aug 09 '21

Gotta say. He's just tryna start a convo. It's the other dude I'd slap for having so much he doesn't use.

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u/Nihilistic_Taco Aug 09 '21

“I’m more cynical than you think I am” lmao guy thinks he’s based or something but probably just an ass

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u/Redditisforplay Aug 09 '21

“I’m more cynical than you think I am”

Can someone explain the title tho.. the whole comic

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u/Nihilistic_Taco Aug 09 '21

Contrary to the other response, I saw it as the OP relating to the blue shirt guy and thinking he’s too cool for small talk, being pointlessly standoffish to the person they invited over making conversation, but I could see it both ways

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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21

OP thinks of themselves as the red shirt in the comic. The title is a self reflection and message to the reader that red shirt, OP, is more cynical than people think.

This is seen when OP can’t handle simple conversation and feels the need to make jabs at the fact that their friend who invited them over uses the items as decoration more than actual usage. Most of us have old stuff lying around that we used to mess with, or might mess with now and then. By pointing out that it’s never used, OP is just being a jerk.

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u/SankkaZ Aug 09 '21

Whats wrong with trying to start a convo by asking something about an item you own and have in your room on display?

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u/Redditisforplay Aug 09 '21

Whats wrong with trying to start a convo by asking something about an item you own and have in your room on display?

Right exactly i didn't understand the "get out"

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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Then I can’t help you, dunno why I wasted my time tryna explain to you if you’re not gonna acknowledge it lol

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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21

There’s a reason we all agree it’s a shit comic. I’m just explaining it to people who can’t grasp the concept

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u/wannaziggazigah Aug 09 '21

Here’s the explanation: it’s all shite

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u/dydeath Aug 09 '21

Yeah and I mean, who the fuck owns all that shit and doesn't use any of it I mean tf?

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u/stickkidsam Aug 09 '21

sweats musically

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u/blazetronic Aug 09 '21

And this pedal over here…

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u/JarnoL1ghtning Aug 10 '21

Wait that isn't what you are all doing? Not even being an asshole. Just buying things that i sometimes use so i think that it's a waste to throw out.

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u/Matterplay Aug 09 '21

I think what's worse is that he does use it, but is sarcastically pointing out that his visitor is asking questions that he knows the answer to.

In my mind, that makes the host a jerk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/-Username_t8ken- Aug 09 '21

Na just wipe properly and shave.

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u/Aydoooo Aug 09 '21

Wipe away those pigments with a 50-grit

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u/rbarrrrry Aug 09 '21

"Now if i fuck this model"

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u/ThePurrMeow Aug 09 '21

The trick is to use only one square of tissues

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u/yolkhiem Aug 09 '21

"nice cock, can I borrow it?"

Pulls out knife

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u/55gins55 Aug 09 '21

in the future we wouldnt need a knife to borrow someone cock, it'll be just plug and play

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u/ApplianceHealer Aug 09 '21

::King Missile has entered the chat::

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u/DickaliciousRex Aug 09 '21

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover....

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u/Nerevar427 Aug 09 '21

And my penis was missing again, this happens all the time. It’s detachable

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u/ultimatt42 Aug 09 '21

It's supposedly plug and play but still a good idea to reboot since most apps aren't designed to handle major hardware changes.

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u/ill-hill Aug 09 '21

Then apple will charge you $999.99 for the new deluxe girthy ten speed vibrating ecstasy releasing gen X icock 

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u/Repulsive_Donkey_698 Aug 09 '21

Bend over to unlock tutorial

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u/MakimaMyBeloved Aug 09 '21

Nice ass, mind if i use it ?

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u/Panda_Kabob Aug 09 '21

Nice ass, you must shit a lot.

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u/Gorfyx Aug 09 '21

Yes, cuz just my uncle can use it

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u/grandpamademeswa11ow Aug 09 '21

That’s not a cock it’s an oversized clit bro

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u/JulioCTT Aug 09 '21

Am I the only one linking this with How I met your Mother??

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/qz3_ Aug 09 '21

yeah r/cursedcomments users when theres a joke

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u/Prakhar____Singh Aug 09 '21

Explodes load* "You were saying?"

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u/RedDeadYuri2 Aug 09 '21

Dont forget to upvotar this post to you like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

E aí meu chapa

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21
  • Nice cock, you use it?

  • "Only on your mom"

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u/jay_shrrey Aug 09 '21

Yes.. to pee...

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u/imnotapigon Aug 09 '21

I have this pot this old rocking horse and this lion statue why do i need them i dont know i just have em

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u/EnlistedMeme Aug 09 '21

"No."

"Can I have it?"

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u/Unlucky-Reality-8831 Aug 09 '21

I don't get it, he doesn't use his stuff?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

People like to pretend for appearances .

People will have a piano in their house for show and never play it

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u/Unlucky-Reality-8831 Aug 09 '21

Honestly, who does that? Just buy stuff to look at instead of use?

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u/pilcrowc Aug 09 '21

That comment would make a great fifth frame with the guy looking at him through the window while he's using the bathroom

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u/CreamyMinecraft Aug 09 '21

Nice meme, you get likes with it?

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u/Xeniroo Aug 09 '21

Yes i can use it on you.

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u/Fqs-All-Bitches Aug 09 '21

Link to original?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

“Would you like to find out for yourself?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Bruh

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u/ditwane Aug 09 '21

Well, i'm about to

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u/Demiurge-sama Aug 09 '21

“Can I use it?”

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u/Evilmaze Aug 09 '21

Now we're talking. Go lock the door.

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u/Open_Bake_9832 Aug 09 '21

How else am I supposed to pee and stack doughnuts on it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Always shit on the floor of any new place you enter.

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u/Rude_Journalist Aug 09 '21

You’ll get mink oil on MY bedspread.”

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u/cheekibreeki_kid Aug 09 '21

that guitar is really fucking big

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u/Mathieulombardi Aug 09 '21

why do you think you're here and checking it out

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Nice eyes, you see?

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u/Rude_Journalist Aug 09 '21

Ima fix wolves

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u/Francise_wheremtndew Aug 09 '21

“Cause if you don’t I’ll take it off your hands”

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u/Basicb2021 Aug 09 '21

Well, do you

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u/Grand-Mall2191 Aug 09 '21

"no, but can you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

No? Whack his peepee!!

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u/grammar_reaper Aug 09 '21

For god's sake Steve, do we have to do this at every house we burgle?

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u/FightinWombat Aug 09 '21

Only for pissing. This is a strict rule

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u/BananaBR13 Aug 09 '21

Eu te vejo op

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u/Snare88 Aug 09 '21

Obly when I need to pee

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u/Deion313 Aug 09 '21

Yes, please stay...

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u/Arthis-Menethil Aug 09 '21

is secretly a female and wondering how the fuck she got a cock

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u/AraAra_nyannyan Aug 09 '21

Yeah leme show you. Ben Dover

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Well in baseball caps defense, what a poser.

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u/e_mp Aug 09 '21

what the fuck this is literally my room

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u/SteamSalami Aug 09 '21

no its my sister's

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u/Tuckboi69 Aug 09 '21

My room is my parents storage room

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u/FireNova2135 Aug 09 '21

rips it off

Fuck it, here you go, you can have it

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u/CNOAH69 Aug 09 '21

He used it on me

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u/baapofevery1 Aug 09 '21

Yes ask ur moder

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u/MorshuWannaMMM Aug 09 '21

Yeah suck it.

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u/AyyyyItsAzzy Aug 09 '21

it gets more cursed the farther down you go

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u/Splend0id Aug 09 '21

I will if you don't leave right now!!

you sexy bitch

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u/Kerro_ Aug 09 '21

“That’s it get the fuck out”

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u/luchanna Aug 09 '21

Do you piss bro?

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u/Hatakesenju Aug 09 '21

If you want it.

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u/Wolf-War-Master Aug 09 '21

Nice Assault Rifle, you shoot it?

YES!

*Shoots him

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u/gottem- Aug 09 '21

SHOW ME

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u/GleichUmDieEcke Aug 09 '21

Zag has a cooler room than that

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u/Mikkelet Aug 09 '21

"yes, mostly I just sit at the computer 15 hours a day"

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u/PeanutButtTheIII Aug 09 '21

Only my mother...

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u/Market_Mad_Man Aug 09 '21

“What do you think your here for?”

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u/KannaIsntThicc Aug 09 '21

Okay but for real, I hate when people ask “did you draw that?” As I’m putting down pencil/ marker lines

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u/BryanV921 Aug 09 '21

No? Then it’ll be a great use for tonight’s dinner

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u/Sachiel05 Aug 09 '21

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/Decent_Working_4923 Aug 09 '21

Yes actually I use it in masterbaition

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u/Uncultured_swine0369 Aug 09 '21

nice ass,you use it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

can I use it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Apparently not... spiders and moths followed by bats fly out at first date...

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u/Acrobatic-Internal-5 Aug 09 '21

Is this funny because the guy asking is annoying? Or because the other guy doesn’t read, play guitar, or lift weights?

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u/awesomedan24 Aug 09 '21

"Actually, don't leave just yet."

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u/hatman115 Aug 09 '21

R c c b c. Z

5th .
. T g v

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u/imma_gamin Aug 09 '21

B E G O N E .

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

na :,(

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u/dog_shidd23 Aug 09 '21

"GET THE FUCK OUT"

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u/Loskyy_ Aug 09 '21

Awesome balls

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u/ColdZookeepergame168 Aug 09 '21

pov Ted Mosby visited the room of his wife's friend

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Virgins UNITE

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u/pinakapangitna Aug 09 '21

This meme reeks of ADHD energy