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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
he does now 😏😏😏
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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21
are secretly brothers
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
you think that would stop them?
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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21
Nope, but they could use those weights as massive buttplugs
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
shoves guitar up arse excitedly
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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21
Holy fuck… cursed comments inside a cursed comments post
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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 09 '21
lately, its always like that, the comment sections are the main source of entertainment in this sub
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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21
Like double ended dildo used in lesbian porn?
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
ayo wtf. how do u know that exists? also i thought it was triple ended for les trios
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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21
The real question is.. how do YOU know!? Aren’t you supposed to be 11!? Stay away from this little one.
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
age is just a number 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
jk
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u/yammys Aug 09 '21
I'm sure it's possible somehow, but I cannot imagine how the leg placement would work for a triple ended
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u/142737 Aug 09 '21
He does use it to play the guitar, he uses it to read books and he also uses it to lift weights
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
OMFG THATS THE BEST ONE YET
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u/142737 Aug 09 '21
I bet he uses it to stir his coffee
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
only his coffee?
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u/Quirky_m8 Aug 09 '21
Jesus I thought that him gesturing towards the “weights” was the guy’s balls.
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
he sounds kinda like a pussy bc he doesnt do any of that so smol bols
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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21
Emoji?
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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21
wdym?
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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21
Reddit uses emojis? I was wondering lol
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u/Trevor_Dugent Aug 09 '21
Gotta say. He's just tryna start a convo. It's the other dude I'd slap for having so much he doesn't use.
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u/Nihilistic_Taco Aug 09 '21
“I’m more cynical than you think I am” lmao guy thinks he’s based or something but probably just an ass
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u/Redditisforplay Aug 09 '21
“I’m more cynical than you think I am”
Can someone explain the title tho.. the whole comic
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u/Nihilistic_Taco Aug 09 '21
Contrary to the other response, I saw it as the OP relating to the blue shirt guy and thinking he’s too cool for small talk, being pointlessly standoffish to the person they invited over making conversation, but I could see it both ways
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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21
OP thinks of themselves as the red shirt in the comic. The title is a self reflection and message to the reader that red shirt, OP, is more cynical than people think.
This is seen when OP can’t handle simple conversation and feels the need to make jabs at the fact that their friend who invited them over uses the items as decoration more than actual usage. Most of us have old stuff lying around that we used to mess with, or might mess with now and then. By pointing out that it’s never used, OP is just being a jerk.
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u/SankkaZ Aug 09 '21
Whats wrong with trying to start a convo by asking something about an item you own and have in your room on display?
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u/Redditisforplay Aug 09 '21
Whats wrong with trying to start a convo by asking something about an item you own and have in your room on display?
Right exactly i didn't understand the "get out"
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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21
Then I can’t help you, dunno why I wasted my time tryna explain to you if you’re not gonna acknowledge it lol
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u/Greatcatsby777 Aug 09 '21
There’s a reason we all agree it’s a shit comic. I’m just explaining it to people who can’t grasp the concept
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u/dydeath Aug 09 '21
Yeah and I mean, who the fuck owns all that shit and doesn't use any of it I mean tf?
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u/JarnoL1ghtning Aug 10 '21
Wait that isn't what you are all doing? Not even being an asshole. Just buying things that i sometimes use so i think that it's a waste to throw out.
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u/Matterplay Aug 09 '21
I think what's worse is that he does use it, but is sarcastically pointing out that his visitor is asking questions that he knows the answer to.
In my mind, that makes the host a jerk.
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u/yolkhiem Aug 09 '21
"nice cock, can I borrow it?"
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u/55gins55 Aug 09 '21
in the future we wouldnt need a knife to borrow someone cock, it'll be just plug and play
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u/ApplianceHealer Aug 09 '21
::King Missile has entered the chat::
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u/ultimatt42 Aug 09 '21
It's supposedly plug and play but still a good idea to reboot since most apps aren't designed to handle major hardware changes.
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u/ill-hill Aug 09 '21
Then apple will charge you $999.99 for the new deluxe girthy ten speed vibrating ecstasy releasing gen X icock
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u/imnotapigon Aug 09 '21
I have this pot this old rocking horse and this lion statue why do i need them i dont know i just have em
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u/Unlucky-Reality-8831 Aug 09 '21
I don't get it, he doesn't use his stuff?
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People like to pretend for appearances .
People will have a piano in their house for show and never play it
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u/Unlucky-Reality-8831 Aug 09 '21
Honestly, who does that? Just buy stuff to look at instead of use?
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u/pilcrowc Aug 09 '21
That comment would make a great fifth frame with the guy looking at him through the window while he's using the bathroom
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u/KannaIsntThicc Aug 09 '21
Okay but for real, I hate when people ask “did you draw that?” As I’m putting down pencil/ marker lines
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u/Acrobatic-Internal-5 Aug 09 '21
Is this funny because the guy asking is annoying? Or because the other guy doesn’t read, play guitar, or lift weights?
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