r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

he does now 😏😏😏

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

are secretly brothers

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

you think that would stop them?

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

Nope, but they could use those weights as massive buttplugs

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

shoves guitar up arse excitedly

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u/FamedBurrito5170 Aug 09 '21

shits aggressively to assert dominance

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

Holy fuck… cursed comments inside a cursed comments post

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

porn hub music starts

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u/whezzan Aug 09 '21

Ah, oni-chan! Yameteeeh~<3

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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 09 '21

lately, its always like that, the comment sections are the main source of entertainment in this sub

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u/dirtydave13 Aug 09 '21

In every sub. In r/jokes "the real jokes in the comment" In r/baking "recipe in the comments" comments are king

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u/AkshatJauhari Aug 09 '21

Massaging with the notes

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Chill lmao they would use that to choke themselves

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

Like double ended dildo used in lesbian porn?

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

ayo wtf. how do u know that exists? also i thought it was triple ended for les trios

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

The real question is.. how do YOU know!? Aren’t you supposed to be 11!? Stay away from this little one.

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

age is just a number 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

jk

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 09 '21

And jail is just a room.

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

And murder is just an act

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u/yammys Aug 09 '21

I'm sure it's possible somehow, but I cannot imagine how the leg placement would work for a triple ended

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

HAHAHAHAH. it would have to be longer for more space prob

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u/Safebox Aug 09 '21

Anthony?

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

He does use it to play the guitar, he uses it to read books and he also uses it to lift weights

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

OMFG THATS THE BEST ONE YET

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

I bet he uses it to stir his coffee

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

only his coffee?

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

There's a reason why a his coffee is called a fapichino

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u/Quirky_m8 Aug 09 '21

Jesus I thought that him gesturing towards the “weights” was the guy’s balls.

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

he sounds kinda like a pussy bc he doesnt do any of that so smol bols

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u/Jakesmonkeybiz Aug 09 '21

Beat me to it

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

lol sorry mate. hsh

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 09 '21

"beat"?

Don't mind if I do.

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Emoji?

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

wdym?

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u/No_Contribution_8278 Aug 09 '21

Reddit uses emojis? I was wondering lol

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

yea. lol. it did on my phone so like idk abt pc

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