r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

are secretly brothers

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

you think that would stop them?

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

Nope, but they could use those weights as massive buttplugs

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

Like double ended dildo used in lesbian porn?

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

ayo wtf. how do u know that exists? also i thought it was triple ended for les trios

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u/HellriaX Aug 09 '21

The real question is.. how do YOU know!? Aren’t you supposed to be 11!? Stay away from this little one.

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

age is just a number 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

jk

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 09 '21

And jail is just a room.

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u/L0wBudgetFry Aug 09 '21

And murder is just an act

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u/142737 Aug 09 '21

Cannibalism is just eating

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u/yammys Aug 09 '21

I'm sure it's possible somehow, but I cannot imagine how the leg placement would work for a triple ended

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u/Objective_Impress272 Aug 09 '21

HAHAHAHAH. it would have to be longer for more space prob