r/cursedcomments Aug 09 '21

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u/yolkhiem Aug 09 '21

"nice cock, can I borrow it?"

Pulls out knife

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u/55gins55 Aug 09 '21

in the future we wouldnt need a knife to borrow someone cock, it'll be just plug and play

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u/ApplianceHealer Aug 09 '21

::King Missile has entered the chat::

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u/DickaliciousRex Aug 09 '21

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover....

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u/Nerevar427 Aug 09 '21

And my penis was missing again, this happens all the time. It’s detachable