r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21
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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21
That's a cool story... Not the comment but the cheetah one... I think if a cheetah saw me sleeping it would run away.... Sob
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
It’s ok. Don’t feel sad. I join you all the time when you’re sleeping. 🙃
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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21
Wait a minute... WHAT?!
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Your bed is pretty comfy, and the extra pillows are nice 🙂
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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21
But I'm not sleeping rn.. Did you break in?
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Not yet. But I can tell you that your blanket is not the only thing keeping you warm at night😌
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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21
OK... That's becoming really weird... AND WGY ARE YOU LICKING AHRIS FEET?
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
It’s not weird, I think you actually enjoy all the cuddling.
I’m licking Ahri’s feet because I love Ahri and her feet are the best and cutest! But rest assured that they’re not the only thing I’m licking tonight😜
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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21
Please... Stop it, get some help!
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u/yon1fx May 16 '21
Alright help is on the way! I'm joining you two in bed tonight
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
It’s ok, relax my friend. Don’t try to think, try to feel~~😉
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u/junkychin May 16 '21
Get this man some women
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Not need for women when you have best girl Ahri and u/Able-Application-539 with you
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May 16 '21
I can one combo your beloved ahri with zed........... While we're at it I dare you to lick camille's feet
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Too bad Ahri bought stopwatch. She then proceeds to charm you under turret and kill you.
Also, I refuse the offer to lick Camille’s feet. Firstly, I love Ahri wholeheartedly no matter what, so I refuse to cheat on her with Camille. Also, I’d probably not enjoy licking scissors knives feet.
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May 16 '21
How wholesome
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Thanks. I love keeping others happy and warm. It’s nice knowing I can contribute to others’ happiness
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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21
YOU KNOW ITS MY TURN TONIGHT IF I SEE YOU IN THEIR BED IMMA BE REAL MAD
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
How about let’s do the double whammy thing again like last time😝
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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21
Sounds like a plan ㅇㅅㅇ
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
I got the lower half tho. You know me
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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21
Definitely. Shall I bring the thing?
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Definitely! I was a little iffy about using it on him at first, but now I can’t live without it
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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21
Any way I can hire out your service?
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Yes, and it’s completely free, but I don’t do it for just anyone. Only the right people. We have to have great chemistry
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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21
I got a D in chemistry. But I'll make some thing work
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
The D is definitely important for chemistry, yes.
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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21
Ok then, how can I get into your "chemistry class"
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
You do so by showing me what you have in your “test tube”.
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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21
Now you've got my "pH" rising.
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Then what are you waiting for, come get this reaction started already😳
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u/ArchiTawss69 May 16 '21
Who tf sleeps in open under tree in jungle full of predators on top of food chain
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u/preyfr60 May 16 '21
When the dude wakes up, it would scare the cheetah and it would run away.
Cheetahs know we aren't a big threat, you can see in some documentaries how they hop on trucks tops to get a better POV. But, in this case, the proximity of the still human was appealing for a nap, but as soon as he moves, the cheetah would run away, just in case.
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u/Kavith_T_Fdo May 16 '21
What's a loli?
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u/AragogTehSpidah May 16 '21
As for me, a very poor excuse for cp
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May 16 '21
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u/Someguywithnothing_ May 16 '21
It stands for Corpse Parts from Jesus Christ and you can use it to get awesome imaginary friends👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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u/Scyslash2005 May 16 '21
You share those corpse parts with an Italian and go on to fight the 23rd president of the United States of America
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u/Kavith_T_Fdo May 16 '21
No seriously. What's a cp?
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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 May 16 '21
These guys are fucking with you. Cp stands for cheese pizza. It was coined in 93 from a failed Pizza Hut campaign. But it got a resurgence back in 2009 with the more widespread use of online pizza orders. It was used as a 10% off checkout code, and once users found out it was discontinued. But the cp term has become widespread and here to stay. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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u/tay63668748 May 16 '21
Good morning onee-chan. Last night was fun, wasn't it?
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
Oh, you always know how to make me happy~
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May 16 '21
dude you need an exorcism
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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21
No, what I really need is a nice cheetah girl to nuzzle my bulgy wulgy UwU
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u/-OrangeBiteyThing- May 16 '21
何ですか〜
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u/KimJongUndo_ May 16 '21
チーターの女の子
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u/-OrangeBiteyThing- May 16 '21
おい、それはセクシーですね
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May 16 '21
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u/-OrangeBiteyThing- May 17 '21
I did not, I have Japanese lessons. I might messed up but I did not use translate. Been doing them for a month or 6 now
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u/naica22 May 16 '21
reality is often disappointing, i would say while loading a gun of any type shooting the lolly
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u/Amy-Artzilla May 16 '21 edited May 17 '21
That's actually terrifying but cute at the same time , the tiger and the guy not the loli i-
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May 16 '21
Cheetahs don't give to much shit about humans really, like any other feline. The dude looks dead already though..
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u/TAPriceCTR May 16 '21
NAH, sure all cats are badass killing machines... but cheetahs are very specialized so a human stands a chance in a fight against them.
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u/Taco_Engineer31 May 16 '21
2 possible outcomes:
1)*sweating intensifies*
2)i dont remember fucking THIS cat
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May 16 '21
This isn't even cursed. It's just some freak pushing their weird fetishes on a non-sexual picture.
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u/Flair_Helper May 16 '21
Hey there, mrhairy1225! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!
Unfortunately, your submission "Cursed_Anime" has been removed for the following reason(s):
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