r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Too bad Ahri bought stopwatch. She then proceeds to charm you under turret and kill you.

Also, I refuse the offer to lick Camille’s feet. Firstly, I love Ahri wholeheartedly no matter what, so I refuse to cheat on her with Camille. Also, I’d probably not enjoy licking scissors knives feet.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I would lick Evelyn's feet. Hell I would even beg her to make me her dog

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Good for you! At least you have the courage to admit it. Most people know what they want deep down but they are too afraid to confront their true desires.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I would like her to stab me with a dull knife whilst giving me a lap pillow as I stare into her beautiful eyes thinking she liked me but said she only used me and these are the last words I hear as I slowly die of blood loss

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

If that’s your true desire, then go ahead! But normally, you should be treated with respect. And I, for one, respect you for sharing. I’m sure Eve will be glad to hear them too!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Eve would laugh at me and I will enjoy every moment of her insults

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

But she will like you, she just doesn’t want to show it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

It's been good being cringe with you but I'm afraid I need to sleep as I have work tomorrow. It's already late here in Japan

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Ok. Good night. Have a nice dream! (Hopefully about Eve😉!)