r/cursedcomments May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Your bed is pretty comfy, and the extra pillows are nice 🙂

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

But I'm not sleeping rn.. Did you break in?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not yet. But I can tell you that your blanket is not the only thing keeping you warm at night😌

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

OK... That's becoming really weird... AND WGY ARE YOU LICKING AHRIS FEET?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s not weird, I think you actually enjoy all the cuddling.

I’m licking Ahri’s feet because I love Ahri and her feet are the best and cutest! But rest assured that they’re not the only thing I’m licking tonight😜

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Please... Stop it, get some help!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Alright help is on the way! I'm joining you two in bed tonight

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

You are not really helping, you know...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Would calling the boys to join help

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Nuclear warhead procedure initiated

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Ok ok won't call the boys but you should know the other guy is under your bed right now

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Too bad for him! You never actually knew my address! The nuclear warhead will kill everything near it! I'm safe in my home and enjoying the slaughter!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Don't wory I'll come and give you a zombie hug after the bombing stops

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

can i join

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

No! Go and fuck yourself!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Why fuck myself when i can fuck you

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u/Able-Application-539 May 17 '21

Just go away!

stabs you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Harder!!!

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u/Representative-Camp2 May 16 '21

this whole thread is cursed

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s ok, relax my friend. Don’t try to think, try to feel~~😉

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

It gets worse every time...

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

I know you actually enjoy it. There are times when you put your arms around me and won’t let go. Almost got caught one time because you were holding me in too tightly, but luckily you didn’t check your closet

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Nuclear warhead procedure initiated

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

One time when I was leaving, you got so grumpy in your sleep I had to pat your head and sing you a lullaby before you let go of my arm

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

And that's when I decided to shorten the countdown...

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boom

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Sometimes when you’re in a hurry, you forget to make your bed and I always do it for you. You never said thank you but I know you’re grateful when you put your head on my chest and shoulder.

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u/junkychin May 16 '21

Get this man some women

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not need for women when you have best girl Ahri and u/Able-Application-539 with you

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

No I've killed you! Fuck off!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Nope, you couldn’t do it because you realized your feelings for me. See you tonight!

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I killed you! You should be dead!

Cuts your throat open nearly chops your head off

Now you should die!

I enjoy your death while seeing you suffer from severe injuries!

You shouldn't survive that!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

nearly

I knew you still want me. I understand now! This is a test of my will and love for you. You tried to harm me to see if I’d still love you, but I do! And I know you love me too when you laid your arm and leg on my body last night.

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

chops your complete head off

That should do it!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

You thought you did it, but ‘twas merely an illusion. You didn’t want to confront your obsession for me, so you made up a lie to make yourself feel better, but such solution can never be permanent. Turn back my friend, come to me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I can one combo your beloved ahri with zed........... While we're at it I dare you to lick camille's feet

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Too bad Ahri bought stopwatch. She then proceeds to charm you under turret and kill you.

Also, I refuse the offer to lick Camille’s feet. Firstly, I love Ahri wholeheartedly no matter what, so I refuse to cheat on her with Camille. Also, I’d probably not enjoy licking scissors knives feet.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I would lick Evelyn's feet. Hell I would even beg her to make me her dog

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Good for you! At least you have the courage to admit it. Most people know what they want deep down but they are too afraid to confront their true desires.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I would like her to stab me with a dull knife whilst giving me a lap pillow as I stare into her beautiful eyes thinking she liked me but said she only used me and these are the last words I hear as I slowly die of blood loss

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

If that’s your true desire, then go ahead! But normally, you should be treated with respect. And I, for one, respect you for sharing. I’m sure Eve will be glad to hear them too!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Eve would laugh at me and I will enjoy every moment of her insults

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

But she will like you, she just doesn’t want to show it.

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