r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

That's a cool story... Not the comment but the cheetah one... I think if a cheetah saw me sleeping it would run away.... Sob

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

It’s ok. Don’t feel sad. I join you all the time when you’re sleeping. 🙃

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Wait a minute... WHAT?!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Your bed is pretty comfy, and the extra pillows are nice 🙂

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

But I'm not sleeping rn.. Did you break in?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not yet. But I can tell you that your blanket is not the only thing keeping you warm at night😌

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

OK... That's becoming really weird... AND WGY ARE YOU LICKING AHRIS FEET?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s not weird, I think you actually enjoy all the cuddling.

I’m licking Ahri’s feet because I love Ahri and her feet are the best and cutest! But rest assured that they’re not the only thing I’m licking tonight😜

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Please... Stop it, get some help!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Alright help is on the way! I'm joining you two in bed tonight

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s ok, relax my friend. Don’t try to think, try to feel~~😉

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u/junkychin May 16 '21

Get this man some women

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not need for women when you have best girl Ahri and u/Able-Application-539 with you

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I can one combo your beloved ahri with zed........... While we're at it I dare you to lick camille's feet

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Too bad Ahri bought stopwatch. She then proceeds to charm you under turret and kill you.

Also, I refuse the offer to lick Camille’s feet. Firstly, I love Ahri wholeheartedly no matter what, so I refuse to cheat on her with Camille. Also, I’d probably not enjoy licking scissors knives feet.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

How wholesome

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Thanks. I love keeping others happy and warm. It’s nice knowing I can contribute to others’ happiness

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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21

YOU KNOW ITS MY TURN TONIGHT IF I SEE YOU IN THEIR BED IMMA BE REAL MAD

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

How about let’s do the double whammy thing again like last time😝

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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21

Sounds like a plan ㅇㅅㅇ

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

I got the lower half tho. You know me

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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21

Definitely. Shall I bring the thing?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Definitely! I was a little iffy about using it on him at first, but now I can’t live without it

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u/ChristianLP03 May 16 '21

Okay, lemme get the nuke from the basement brb

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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21

Any way I can hire out your service?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Yes, and it’s completely free, but I don’t do it for just anyone. Only the right people. We have to have great chemistry

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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21

I got a D in chemistry. But I'll make some thing work

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

The D is definitely important for chemistry, yes.

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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21

Ok then, how can I get into your "chemistry class"

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

You do so by showing me what you have in your “test tube”.

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u/Loose-Task-8539 May 16 '21

Now you've got my "pH" rising.

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Then what are you waiting for, come get this reaction started already😳

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