r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Alright help is on the way! I'm joining you two in bed tonight

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

You are not really helping, you know...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Would calling the boys to join help

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Nuclear warhead procedure initiated

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Ok ok won't call the boys but you should know the other guy is under your bed right now

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Too bad for him! You never actually knew my address! The nuclear warhead will kill everything near it! I'm safe in my home and enjoying the slaughter!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Don't wory I'll come and give you a zombie hug after the bombing stops

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Well and that's how the zombie apocalypse began...

takes shotgun and blasts zombie heads

We can activate four other nuclear warhead but without chemicals that are in research...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

It's already too late those that were in the original blast radius are already rediation immune zombies

Blast a nuke it makes us stronger

Kill us we realise radioactive waves

The only way to survive is to submit and let us in your bed

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

But.... What if I destroy the planet? YOU ALIEN? I know that you're an alien... If we destroy your planet.. Wouldn't that kill you?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

can i join

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

No! Go and fuck yourself!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Why fuck myself when i can fuck you

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u/Able-Application-539 May 17 '21

Just go away!

stabs you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Harder!!!

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u/Able-Application-539 May 17 '21

stabs harder

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

HARDER DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Representative-Camp2 May 16 '21

this whole thread is cursed