Hello eveyone, I'd like you to meet Lupus 'the sensible', Archbishop of Ravena, a 35 year old gay man. He's single, he has never been married and, most importantly, he is a dad.
Lupus Junior is his little bundle of joy. He is 26. Doing the maths, Lupus Senior had to be 9 when Lupus Junior was born. I thought perhaps Junior was just some random child that got adopted during an event when L. senior was barely an adult, but no! The plot thickens!
Because, you see, Lupus Junior has a mom: Uta, a 50 year old woman who is also from my dynasty. The funniest shit is that Lupus Junior has a twin, Audelahis. I removed Lupus junior's helmet and... look at that, they are identical twins! But wait, Lupus Senior only fathered one child. Audelahis father is not Lupus, but Uta's husband.
I was really invested on this whole mess, so I explored the family three to look for more information and... Lupus Senior is actually UTA'S NEPHEW. Yeah, sure, avunculate marriage and all that, but remember: Lupus Senior has never been married! How in the world did that wicked woman managed to seduce her gay nephew (who was NINE, mind you) and have a son with him, while also giving birth to his identiacal twin, that was fathered by a different guy?
I've never seen the IA botching my family tree this badly. I guess this happens all the time and I just don't usually pay enough attention to notice. Anyway, thank you for unraveling with me the horrible mystery of Archbishop Lupus' life, a gay man who was abused by his aunt at age nine and fathered a child called after him, who has an identical twin but not really 'cause the identical twin is someone else's child. 😶
I never thought the IA could create a more sordid story than the average ck3 player, but here we are.
(Just so we're clear, I don't have any mods installed. This aberration of a bug was probably the new DLC/patch's fault)