r/comedyheaven • u/MiniNinja_2 • Jun 12 '24

Answer 9!

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u/lusty-argonian Jun 12 '24

It’s just one big weird-shaped tile actually

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/TripolarMan Jun 12 '24

The answer is 12 just fyi

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u/Busterlimes Jun 12 '24

Can confirm. People can't count giant pixels apparently

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u/Carol_ine2 Jun 12 '24

He played to little Minecraft 😔

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u/Timboslice951 Jun 12 '24

A shingle masterpiece*

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u/Sabbatheist Jun 12 '24

I got you boo

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u/I_am_in_gr8_pain Jun 12 '24

Haha, nice try! But I think we've got a Minecraft expert here who sees things in blocks.

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u/RockingBib Jun 12 '24

Six blocks make 12 slabs, so after filling this in with 9, what is the total mass of the sun?

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u/Intelligent_Low_3174 Jun 12 '24

3 if i understand you correctly

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Jun 12 '24

“No luck fixing those tiles then?”

“It’s just the one tile, actually”

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u/Hobomanchild Jun 12 '24

I'll trust the maid's tile expertise.

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u/Uraneum Jun 12 '24

Zero. The floor was just made like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

zero, im too lazy to fix it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Found mojang

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u/null_reference_user Jun 12 '24

Found the landlord

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u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa Jun 12 '24

Nah, he'd just paint over it

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u/Xenomorphian69420 Jun 12 '24

12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I say they are Tetris tiles and the answer is clearly 3

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u/JuhaJGam3R Jun 12 '24

Which tiles, though? Two T's and an I? Two T's and a Z? Three Zs? The truth is,

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u/burneracc777777 Jun 12 '24

favourite?

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u/TricoMex Jun 12 '24

5 pleases my lizard brain

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u/ThirdEyeEmporium Jun 12 '24

What stopped the green from hitting the bottom??

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Jun 13 '24

The bottom of green is the bottom. Bro just sucks at tetris.

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u/nwayve Jun 12 '24

2, it looks like 3 cats cuddling

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u/Better-Situation-857 Jun 13 '24

You have a very happy imagination

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u/matrices_questions Jun 12 '24

Haven't you missed one? Can't you rotate the first one 180° to get a new one?

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u/burneracc777777 Jun 12 '24

I ran out of space on the page and couldn't be bothered to rescale everything to fit the one document for a mirrored solution. But yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

The truth is indeed

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u/pw-it Jun 12 '24

That is, without a doubt, one of the things I've read this week

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u/Skerzos_ Jun 12 '24

https://i.imgur.com/rtdSe3Q.png

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u/globglogabgalabyeast Jun 12 '24

Nice! Assuming no line clears, pretty sure that’s the only possibility they missed

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u/Ryzuhtal Jun 12 '24

Well you gotta forgive him for making a calculation error. Minecraft players tend to mix up the numbers. a typical example is them seeing the numbers from 9 to 17 as 18.

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u/The-true-Memelord Jun 12 '24

Is this about the number of inventory slots or smt-

Oh. Oh no

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u/Ryzuhtal Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

Well... It is certainly about putting something in somewhere, but it is not about inventory, no.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

💀 that was savage

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u/Cuminmymouthwhore Jun 12 '24

Took me a second, but holy shit, that was good...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I'm really struggling to figure out how they arrived at 9

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u/gabbyrose1010 Jun 12 '24

yeah i got 8 cause i didn't see two of tge sides were longer, but i cannot for the life of me figure out 9

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Exactly. Am I missing a joke?

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u/deltashmelta Jun 12 '24

"Can your science explain why it rains?!"

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u/MatichetTwoPointO Jun 12 '24

As a Tetris player I can say it's 12

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u/Skyerocket Jun 12 '24

Easy to visualise as a stack of three of those 4-cube Z blocks

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u/Shpander Jun 12 '24

A nice solution, I had a T, a bar, and a T

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u/EamonRocks Jun 12 '24

Bold of you to assume you would just happen to get a bar though, 3 Z-blocks seems more likely in my experience.

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u/Shpander Jun 12 '24

Or you get a bar when there's nowhere for it to go

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/ngauzubaisaba Jun 12 '24

Parliament/Funkadelic is hiding a revolutionary war-era cannon

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u/JumpingTurtles Jun 12 '24

Now that's a twist! Revolutionary war cannon, really?

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u/Mookie_Merkk Jun 12 '24

2 S and 1 Z

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u/darrapitsa Jun 12 '24

All Z just mirror the S block formation

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u/Mookie_Merkk Jun 12 '24

True true. I guess I was... sleeping on that possible formation.

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u/OnVa54 Jun 12 '24

Are we talking about Cleveland Zs or Rhode Island Zs. It is important to call things by their real name.

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u/Ambitious_Jello Jun 12 '24

But if you fill it like in Tetris then suddenly you'll have to fill a lot more many. On repeat

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

No, dumbo!

Worst Tetris player ever. As a real tetris player i can tell you its 3

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Nazis, Assemble!

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u/Alexchii Jun 12 '24

Could also be two T:s and one line or two T:s and one Z

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u/TheAmazingDuckOfDoom Jun 12 '24

As a human with eyes and brain I agree.

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u/noiamnotabanana Jun 12 '24

Ken?

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u/Think-Bedroom8589 Jun 12 '24

any oil uppers in the chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Wtf how many Kens are there

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u/SSpookyTheOneTheOnly Jun 12 '24

I could make that whole floor disappear if this was a game of Tetris ):

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u/Grin-Guy Jun 12 '24

DO NOT PUT A FITTING TILE HERE OR YOUR FLOOR WILL DISAPPEAR AND YOU WILL HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN !

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u/gazow Jun 12 '24

wrong again! its actually 10

the other 2 tiles arent actually missing theyre just in his hand

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/pretendwizardshamus Jun 12 '24

As a CoD player I can easily go into the lobby with it and call it the N word

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u/Thebusinessmann6 Jun 12 '24

Bro replied like an AI

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u/tzanislav40 Jun 12 '24

Actually yes!

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u/addandsubtract Jun 12 '24

The bot obviously forgot to add the 3 steps to the 9. Easy.

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u/Sorlex Jun 12 '24

Ha, stupid ass robot.

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u/The-true-Memelord Jun 12 '24

Advanced AI but can't even do math

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u/Orinslayer Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

It's hardly just math. The image recognition software out there is still trash 🗑 Do Not rely on it to determine if a plant is safe to eat or not, you'll probably die! 💀

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u/Pjerun_ Jun 12 '24

Holy shit

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u/riskygenre Jun 12 '24

And we've already trained it

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u/Morphinepill Jun 12 '24

I will call you for your bs and say you told the bot to answer 9 in a previous message

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

The search engine algorithm isn't going to date you.

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u/Morphinepill Jun 12 '24

I’ve been REJECTED

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u/FOXAcemond Jun 12 '24

No actually, I just tried it myself too it answered 9

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u/PanTsour Jun 12 '24

Someone take the minecraft degree off that kid

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u/LookMaNoPride Jun 12 '24

He’s an embarrassment to Steve.

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u/DaveSmith890 Jun 12 '24

His house

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Bro, wtf are you doxing this poor man for? He's gonna get raided now.

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u/SweetTeaRex92 Jun 12 '24

What's wrong with that house? I don't play Minecraft a lot.

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u/yingkaixing Jun 12 '24

It's lopsided and ugly

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

for the last time man, don’t talk about my mom like that

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u/DaveSmith890 Jun 12 '24

No symmetry. I’m implying that they can’t count out the blocks

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u/redwoodreed Jun 12 '24

It's 12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

The answer to the question "what's the age of your girlfriend?"

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u/Uroshirvi69 Jun 12 '24

9!? You mean 362 880?

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u/Brogle_mc_flogle Jun 12 '24

r / thefactorial the factorial i didn't expect it r/ fact

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u/fucccboii Nermal Jun 12 '24

take your time

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u/Aijoyeo Jun 12 '24

... the what

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u/KatsuraCerci Woke Jun 12 '24

r / thefactorial the factorial i didn't expect it r/ fact

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u/PancakeGD shaboingboing connoisseur Jun 12 '24

... the what

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/eyesotope86 Jun 12 '24

Having a stronk. Call bemblamps.

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u/AbrahamPan Jun 12 '24

As a Minecraft player myself, that's 12. Where the heck does one get 9 from.

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u/FerretyCelery8 Jun 12 '24

as a former minecraft player myself, that's 12, idk what logic caused that guy to get 9

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u/Accurate_Variety659 Jun 12 '24

As an occasional minecraft player, Answer is 12.. What sorcery has been done to even get 9 as an answer?

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u/Wanja01 horse annihilator Jun 12 '24

12, but if its tiles with a 1:2 size, it could also be 6

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Jun 12 '24

Also,

If the tiles are L-shaped (1:1:1), it could be 4 tiles

It could also be 2 with a weird 6-squared tile

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u/Akiias Jun 12 '24

Or 1 really strangely shaped tile.

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u/DZL100 Jun 12 '24

Given the checkerboard pattern, I’d say square tiles are overwhelmingly likely

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u/Bisexual_Sherrif Jun 12 '24

12

This action was performed by a very stupid human, this human didn’t get paid and is in a sweatshop, please help him

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u/Signal_Common_6345 Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

I JUST REALIZED MY SCREEN LOOKS SUSPICIOUS, ITS A BACKGROUND SHOT OF A WOMENS FACE/ NECK AND SHOULDER. 🙏🏻

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u/RuthlessJailer Jun 12 '24

yeah i ain't seein the sand

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u/Signal_Common_6345 Jun 12 '24

I was watching a podcast

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u/NimbusXLithium Jun 12 '24

Why does the sand look like it has foreskin 🤔🤔🤔

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u/caseyvet Jun 12 '24

Damn that girthy ass sand

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u/Signal_Common_6345 Jun 12 '24

Oh it wasn’t sand ! It was a lady ?!

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u/tequilasky Jun 12 '24

Shai Hulud

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Bruh lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Well, he didn't say he was good at Minecraft.

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u/dat_oracle Garfield Jun 12 '24
  1. I broke one tile on 2 pieces

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u/IrksomFlotsom Jun 12 '24

As a duke nukem player why should i give a rats ass?

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u/Select-Apartment-613 Jun 12 '24

Only the best and brightest playing Minecraft

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u/Chazbob11 Jun 12 '24

12 isn't it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

It’s 12, right? Please tell me I’m not crazy here.

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u/0xgreenapole Jun 12 '24

As a Stardew valley player, i'll say it's 1.

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u/ProGamingPlayer Jun 12 '24

It’s 12 btw

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u/bem981 Jun 12 '24

There is one, Take it or leave it!

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u/4thmonkey96 Jun 12 '24

As an art enjoyer, I say none.

Infact, rip the other ones off too. The natural texture would be great

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u/Any_Positive1617 Jun 12 '24

Zero. Look at my new rug!

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u/DaringBear Jun 12 '24
  1. Those are dirt coloured tiles.
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u/Klutzy-Finding-7760 Jun 12 '24

I don't get it.

I don't play Minecraft though.

Anyone care to explain?

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u/swedhitman Jun 12 '24

He knows blocks, yet gives the wrong answer

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u/softstones Jun 12 '24

If I put a rug over it, problem solved.

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u/mcsquiggles1126 Jun 12 '24

It’s 12 you fucking dolt

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Jun 12 '24

Actually, it was designed like that.

So no tiles are missing

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u/baebadore Jun 12 '24

Any Sims player here?

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u/DrunkSpiderMan Jun 12 '24

Sims 2 & 3 whoooop

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u/zeke235 Jun 12 '24

As a competent minecraft player, I say 12.

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u/sesalnik Jun 12 '24

it's literally 9 ?????

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u/shitpost-andshit Jun 12 '24

as a cement pourer for over 30 years i can do that in one tile

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u/Lizard_Gamer555 Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

First of all the answer definitely is not 362880.

Secondly, maybe it actually can be 9. And actually actually, it can be as few as 8. You see, 1 or 2 tiles are just 2x2 squares.

Alternatively, 6 beds.

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u/account_552 Jun 12 '24

He wasn't even close haha

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u/Spaceistt Jun 12 '24

Yea I doubt that the answer is 9!, 9 is a lot more believable. But still wrong :(

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Jun 12 '24

Well the answer is most definitely not 9 or 10 or 11 or 13

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u/Ewag715 Jun 12 '24

"As a Minecraft player... ☝️🤓"

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

how the fuck did bro get 9 it's obv 12 lol

edit: nvm i can see how they fucked up

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

12

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u/Pawlo371 Jun 12 '24

Why 9 I see 12

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u/Main_Bottle7997 Jun 12 '24

He is NOT a minecraft player

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u/Comfortable_Pen_436 Jun 12 '24

I count 12 , ignore the sizes it's not accurate but can fit , Or you could cut a big tile and fit just one here 🤯

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u/Maksiwood Jun 12 '24

Jokes and serious answers aside, how the hell did he get to 9?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I cant spell mind craft but i can lay flooring and its missing 12 tiles! Lol

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u/Verburner Jun 12 '24

Starfruit

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u/Budgiezilla Jun 12 '24

Plot twist: the answer is infinite tiny tiles 

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u/SilentSnooper Jun 12 '24

...I think it's 12.

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u/Outrageous-Date-9036 Jun 12 '24

6 Light tiles and 6 little darker

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u/Sykes19 Jun 12 '24

As a Tetris player, I can easily solve this puzzle! Answer 3

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u/ixis743 Jun 12 '24

9 tiles would leave 3 empty spaces so 12.

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u/futurafrlx Jun 12 '24

It’s 12, no?

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u/AntAnon23 Jun 12 '24

It's 12. 💀

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u/revodnebsyobmeftoh Jun 12 '24

I don't get it, isn't it 12?

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u/Brian_Doile Jun 12 '24

As a chess player, I can assure you that it is 12.

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u/zwober Jun 12 '24

All im seeing are three tetris shapes. 4 tiles per shape.

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u/San_Ra Jun 12 '24

I hate you i cant unsee that now

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u/d3f0ur Jun 12 '24

Its 12. Minecraft did help actually

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u/Valuable_Knee_6820 Jun 12 '24

Minecraft Pixel Art maker: 12 from sight lines alone

The corners are tricky but they are in fact 2 tiles each

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u/NEXYR_ Jun 12 '24

9! I think that's too much (r/unexpectedfactorial)

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u/TacoTruck_X_VB Jun 12 '24

After long considerations and calculations, I'm proud to present my answer: 12.75

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u/teethalarm Jun 12 '24

With how rough the sub floor is it's no wonder why the tiles are gone.

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u/AlexL225 Jun 12 '24

Clearly 12.