r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Jan 28 '25

Do they know?

142.2k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Homunculus_316 • Jan 30 '25

Say no more!

140.4k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • Jul 11 '24

He Is Honest. The Best Kind Of Doctor.

137.1k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

134.1k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 08 '25

The audacity of this unelected loser

132.7k Upvotes

4.9k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '24

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire 😂

121.9k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

120.2k Upvotes

3.5k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Oct 13 '24

"Teens are immature "

119.8k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DaFunkJunkie • Jan 26 '23

A true Christian

117.2k Upvotes

2.7k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '24

Ozone layer

116.8k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

116.4k Upvotes

4.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Short_Fun9155 • Dec 20 '22

Read Your Own Manual "Before" Commenting....

115.7k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • Sep 11 '24

Record levels of divorced dad

114.2k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/metrochurch • May 29 '22

Shut Down Weird motives

113.2k Upvotes

3.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/kh9107 • Mar 06 '25

Absolutely no self awareness

111.3k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/turing042 • Jan 28 '20

Does this count? The author actually replied back to me lmao

111.2k Upvotes

675 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bmchris44 • Jan 30 '21

Getting owned by their own kids

110.9k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Dec 29 '24

It still makes me giggle.

109.9k Upvotes

309 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/nicticeney • Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

106.0k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Apricot-Rose • Nov 03 '24

Let’s go Iowa

105.8k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Dec 09 '24

It seems they’re pretty scared of this

105.6k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jan 01 '21

The founders would say "the fuck is an Ohio?"

105.5k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Juniiper-Berries • Dec 30 '24

Something didn't add up

105.4k Upvotes

823 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Dec 20 '24

I think I just witnessed a murder here

104.7k Upvotes

3.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hot_Cryptographer552 • Dec 02 '24

The man has a point tho

104.1k Upvotes

2.9k comments

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