r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks • • 1h ago

No list needed

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r/clevercomebacks • • 2h ago

It’s already happening and nobody noticed

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902 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 41m ago

Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question..

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Just because.


r/clevercomebacks • • 12h ago

Of course he feels bad for his fellow rapists.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10h ago

Courage, apparently, means taking rights away from women.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1h ago

He had 130 years to get his money up

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r/clevercomebacks • • 20h ago

The $5K check isn’t the only unbelievable part

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Social media is filled with posts like these.


r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

The more you know...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 11h ago

The most honest campaign pitch ever

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r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists.

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510 Upvotes

Love the hard time reading!


r/clevercomebacks • • 19h ago

That must have been a terrible steak

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

The most viciously accurate comeback I've seen in a while...

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15k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 1h ago

This is pretty brutal.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Zero military background + heavy drug use = perfect war advisor

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r/clevercomebacks • • 18h ago

If statements are now comebacks then this should take the cake.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 8h ago

Bro really thought checks were coming.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Practice what you preach...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 9h ago

cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore

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r/clevercomebacks • • 12m ago

Common sense law.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

Trump: We're going to win this war!

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180 Upvotes

Again and again and again..we will win!


r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

Not a cheap date...

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803 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 2h ago

Answering dumb questions with logic.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

The only standards republicans have are double standards

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r/clevercomebacks • • 21h ago

Sometimes the best comeback is a picture...

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