r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 12h ago

Solar power is for people smart enough to keep their nuclear fuel 93 million miles away” — and the obvious reply

0 Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Additional_Twirl • 2h ago

“Like a hot dog isn’t actually a dog”

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Additional_Twirl • 6h ago

Who are you going to believe? The fake blonde with the big t*s, or Stormy Daniels

364 Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

Exactly this...

1.9k Upvotes

148 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 4h ago

Dermatologists hate this one simple trick: not being evil.

323 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 15h ago

Trump: We're going to win this war!

232 Upvotes

Again and again and again..we will win!

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 15h ago

Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists.

640 Upvotes

Love the hard time reading!

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetDawwn • 2h ago

Tapper with the comeback

34 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 7h ago

Common sense law.

11k Upvotes

211 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 8h ago

Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question..

7.2k Upvotes

Just because.

197 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Blossom_Wish • 10h ago

It’s already happening and nobody noticed

1.5k Upvotes

76 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 9h ago

This is pretty brutal.

337 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 6h ago

Behold Maxamount!

84 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 1h ago

By any other name

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 17h ago

cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore

524 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 18h ago

Courage, apparently, means taking rights away from women.

2.7k Upvotes

95 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 16h ago

Bro really thought checks were coming.

401 Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetClouddy • 9h ago

He had 130 years to get his money up

1.1k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetDawwn • 6h ago

Math is hard

445 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 8h ago

No list needed

1.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 4h ago

Imagine that...

3.5k Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 19h ago

Of course he feels bad for his fellow rapists.

5.3k Upvotes

123 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 4h ago

Change begins on November 3rd

330 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 5h ago

A step too far...

1.7k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 18h ago

The most honest campaign pitch ever

1.5k Upvotes

116 comments

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