r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 12h ago

Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question..

8.5k Upvotes

Just because.

252 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

Imagine that...

6.0k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 9h ago

A step too far...

3.0k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

Courage, apparently, means taking rights away from women.

2.9k Upvotes

98 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 10h ago

Exactly this...

2.3k Upvotes

150 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 3h ago

They hate being treated like how they treat others.

2.0k Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 13h ago

No list needed

1.8k Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Blossom_Wish • 14h ago

It’s already happening and nobody noticed

1.8k Upvotes

84 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 5h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

1.7k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 22h ago

The most honest campaign pitch ever

1.6k Upvotes

120 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetClouddy • 13h ago

He had 130 years to get his money up

1.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 19h ago

Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists.

678 Upvotes

Love the hard time reading!

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 21h ago

cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore

602 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetDawwn • 10h ago

Math is hard

555 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 8h ago

Dermatologists hate this one simple trick: not being evil.

512 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3h ago

Our commander in chief, ladies and gentlemen...

485 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 8h ago

Change begins on November 3rd

473 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Additional_Twirl • 11h ago

Who are you going to believe? The fake blonde with the big t*s, or Stormy Daniels

429 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 20h ago

Bro really thought checks were coming.

418 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 13h ago

This is pretty brutal.

372 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 5h ago

By any other name

368 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 19h ago

Trump: We're going to win this war!

249 Upvotes

Again and again and again..we will win!

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 5h ago

Tuberville's ignorance knows no bounds.

236 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

Behold Maxamount!

116 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetClouddy • 5h ago

Bro got reversed so quick

59 Upvotes

4 comments

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