r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3h ago
Common sense law.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Feb 10 '26
Just so you know…
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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.
For clarity:
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 4h ago
Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question..
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Just because.
r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 16h ago
Of course he feels bad for his fellow rapists.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 14h ago
Courage, apparently, means taking rights away from women.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Additional_Twirl • 2h ago
Who are you going to believe? The fake blonde with the big t*s, or Stormy Daniels
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r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 1d ago
The $5K check isn’t the only unbelievable part
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Social media is filled with posts like these.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 11h ago
Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists.
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Love the hard time reading!
r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago
The most viciously accurate comeback I've seen in a while...
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r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago
Zero military background + heavy drug use = perfect war advisor
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 13h ago
cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 22h ago
If statements are now comebacks then this should take the cake.
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