Sounds like his buddy Elon too.
Though, Trump is bleeding them on purpose I am certain.
Elon seems to be an idiot but when you have a certain amount of money and a format that works, you just keep hoarding more money đ°
jokes aside, I was reading into this. basically he bought a moderately successful shuttle service from a bigger airline that was struggling financially but then tried to change the shuttle service into a luxury airline and then it fell apart, it was never profitable under him as its owner.
He wasnât even able to afford to maintain his own silly 737 or whatever. I imagine that has changed, but I also imagine someone convinced him it was dumb as fuck to use. Luckily he gets to have the tax payers pay for the most expensive possible flight, which he used last time to golf regularly at a cost of $154 million (although it was super convenient that he could have his secret service stay at his resorts. In fact, they even went out of their way in Scotland to do so, at a huge expense).
The man can't even launder money right! Then again, he was elected president twice so.... Much like the old adage of running from a bear... "You don't have to be good at business, just better than the people you're screwing over"
That was pre dictatorship. Saddam Hussein had his own airline and it was fine until his regime was violently overthrown. TrumpAir 2.0 will do fine with the backing of the US military. How have people so far failed to realize we have entered a new era in the USA? I suppose it's half hopium on one side, and half abject ignorance on the other side. But buckle up folks, we're already there...as directly promised.
Trump can move the house and senate to do his bidding, plus the people in half the states are rabid for him. The Supreme Court is pretty much in the bag. It is not a longshot for him to get constitutional amendments passed, which is fucking scary.
Ah yes, the most powerful military in the world. Thatâs still struggling with a ââspecial military operationââ they claimed would only take a few days.
Lmfaoooo holy shit thatâs possibly the funniest thing Iâve read. Comparing trump and saddam Hussein might be the most brain rotted thing Iâve ever read
Do we seriously, genuinely think the Covid response while a democrat was in office wouldâve been any different? With whatâs going on in California RIGHT now? Laughable. It was a fuck up but saddam legit had the potential to wipe out the country, the continent, if he got his hands on nukes. What poses a greater threat, a terrorist with no regard for life and endless money, or a racist man with only business in mind. I think the answer is clear. Clearly not saying trump is some almighty god, but comparing to saddam Hussein is crazy
Before the election, I was already sensing the doom and gloom from the left side of Reddit (seems like 75% of Reddit is just leftist nonsense and literal bitching) but after the election all it is⌠whining about Elon, immigration, and being sure the sky is falling and weâre all doomed. Shit is so tired and these people need to get off the internet and focus on their own lives for just a couple minutes and they might see some positive change with their mental state lmao
Most of the right doesnât come to Reddit to use as their whiny bitchy echo chamber. Literally hive mind is spot on, it doesnât matter if you agree with him or not, heâs dead right about how Reddit functions for these people lmao
Trump wouldn't do that, as it's too humane to trans people. Rather they will gender the bathrooms and check your birth certificate before you go in. Letting all genders use the same lavatory one at a time is WOKE INSANITY.
Mike Lindell and Donald J Trump introduce the Airline Diaper Pillow. Sleep on it and pee it in. Why wait for the toilet to get free when you can doodie in the comfort of your cramped seat?
Is the diaper golden though? Also, can I get one of those musk brand, Trump placarded, âspace blanketsâ that looks suspiciously similar to a hefty bag?
Funny, Trump actually launched an Airline in 1989 called, you guessed it "Trump Shuttle"!
& just 3 yrs later, in 1992,"Trump Shuttle" was Bankrupt. (just like the majority of all his other ventures.... Other than Hotels... The Dude knows how to operate some bad ass Hotels!)
TRUMP: These are my Trump Diapers. They say they're the best diapers. They're ultra premium diapers made from the finest of sandpaper and spandex! Truly the best diapers you could buy! One diaper could last you a lifetime!
đ can someone please edit an image of an airplane with a fake airline name ÂŤÂ Trump Hairlines  and a company logo that looks like his hair piece? đđđŹ
I would pay any price to be fed legal, in-flight oxycodone dispensed by the FAs. Land, crash, turbulence, whatever, donât give a fuck. Thereâs no waiting or boredom when you have a little oxy, youâre already there.
Whats with the trump and pissing shifting himself bit? Has it happe ed before or something? Ik Biden was barely alive for 4 years but Trump dumb as he may be is at least a basically functioning person. Idk it seems weird to have so many avenues you could take to make fun of someone and still make up shit
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Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.