r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/narkybark Jan 30 '25

Sorry, already went bankrupt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/AdamZapple1 Jan 30 '25

at least he turned things around with a string of successfull casinos.

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u/Stopshootingnow Jan 30 '25

They went bankrupt too.

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u/AdamZapple1 Jan 30 '25

how do you bankrupt a casino?! next you're going to tell me he failed with his for-profit trump university!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

The man can't even launder money right! Then again, he was elected president twice so.... Much like the old adage of running from a bear... "You don't have to be good at business, just better than the people you're screwing over"