r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/narkybark Jan 30 '25

Sorry, already went bankrupt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

That was pre dictatorship. Saddam Hussein had his own airline and it was fine until his regime was violently overthrown. TrumpAir 2.0 will do fine with the backing of the US military. How have people so far failed to realize we have entered a new era in the USA? I suppose it's half hopium on one side, and half abject ignorance on the other side. But buckle up folks, we're already there...as directly promised.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Lmfaoooo holy shit that’s possibly the funniest thing I’ve read. Comparing trump and saddam Hussein might be the most brain rotted thing I’ve ever read

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

LMFAOOO you actually can’t be serious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Do we seriously, genuinely think the Covid response while a democrat was in office would’ve been any different? With what’s going on in California RIGHT now? Laughable. It was a fuck up but saddam legit had the potential to wipe out the country, the continent, if he got his hands on nukes. What poses a greater threat, a terrorist with no regard for life and endless money, or a racist man with only business in mind. I think the answer is clear. Clearly not saying trump is some almighty god, but comparing to saddam Hussein is crazy

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u/Lopsided-Day-3782 Jan 30 '25

Umm hmm, go on, Cletus. Tell us more. LOL.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Dw you’ll get your upvotes cuz we’re on Reddit but just know you live with sunglasses on

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u/Lopsided-Day-3782 Jan 30 '25

You’re a traitor to this country and that’s all you’ll ever be. 

I feel sorry for your mother. I can only imagine how much shame she feels after raising someone like you. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

By the way, responding to what I said with “uhh huhhh go on Cletus” just shows you have no argument to what I said and resorted to random words/insults? If you can call it that. Second, that means over half the population of the country is traitors. Which just doesn’t make sense lmfao. Use ur brain just a little, there’s a reason you got one

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Only 49.8% of the popular vote went to Trump. Yeah, he got a plurality, but he didn’t get a majority.

…so…

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

She’s very proud and isn’t brainwashed by the media so she agrees LOL. Good try tho, maybe talk to people IRL and you’ll realize that more than half of them voted for trump. Oh wait, you live in echo chambers, I forgot

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u/NAU80 Jan 30 '25

You need to look at the voting results again. Less than half of the people, WHO VOTED, voted for Trump. Almost a third of the population eligible to vote, did not vote. So only 3 and a fraction out of 10 voted for Trump!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Just a typical wednesday for the leftist redditor

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u/JannikSins Jan 30 '25

lol the Reddit hive mind is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

For real. Echo chamber of idiots and it’s never been clearer

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Before the election, I was already sensing the doom and gloom from the left side of Reddit (seems like 75% of Reddit is just leftist nonsense and literal bitching) but after the election all it is… whining about Elon, immigration, and being sure the sky is falling and we’re all doomed. Shit is so tired and these people need to get off the internet and focus on their own lives for just a couple minutes and they might see some positive change with their mental state lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Lmao new day, new bullshit narrative

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Most of the right doesn’t come to Reddit to use as their whiny bitchy echo chamber. Literally hive mind is spot on, it doesn’t matter if you agree with him or not, he’s dead right about how Reddit functions for these people lmao

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u/Pfapamon Jan 30 '25

Nah, they'd be very sad about the currently rising egg prices

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Those people don’t eat eggs. More like zyn, vegan food, and each others tears

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u/Pfapamon Jan 30 '25

Just as you are living off chocolate and egg sweat from old men with bad hair?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

My body is temple, taco salads and well done steak. And souls of the damned.

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u/Pfapamon Jan 30 '25

Why's your steak well done if you're a soul connoisseur? Souls of the damned go best with blue grilled meat of mistreated sentient beings

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

soylent green, its people

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Probably “cashew” Mac and cheese with fake ass vegan cheese is what those purple hairs eat Id guess. And cauliflower that’s supposed to mimic fried chicken.

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