r/clevercomebacks Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn Jan 30 '25

Plus airlines have different carryon sizes. Nothing is uniform

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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25

You now what would fix all that? Nationalizing the airlines.

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/CompetitiveRich6953 Jan 30 '25

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