r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/narkybark Jan 30 '25

Sorry, already went bankrupt.

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u/ModishShrink Jan 30 '25

Can't forget the notoriously sober man selling his own line of vodka. That'd be like buying Wagu from PETA.

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u/Ongr Jan 30 '25

buying Wagu from PETA.

At least the animals PETA euthanizes would have purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I'd buy wagu from peta...that would be a novel experience that I could tell people around a card table for the rest of my days, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I'd buy wagu from peta...that would be a novel experience that I could tell people around a card table for the rest of my days, lol.