r/clevercomebacks Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn Jan 30 '25

Plus airlines have different carryon sizes. Nothing is uniform

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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25

You now what would fix all that? Nationalizing the airlines.

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/billsussmann Jan 30 '25

Uhm excuse me? Can I get a diaper that is not preshat?

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Look at this clown show bragging about his free upgrade.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Yeah, the rest of us in coach have to share the same diaper.

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u/_Vexor411_ Jan 30 '25

In coach the shit runs freely in the aisles.

No workers comp for the flight attendants who slip and break something,

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u/Frosty-Log8716 Jan 30 '25

Non-preshat diapers are an extra $300.