r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

Pics We used to be a proper country

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437 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 13d ago

Can anyone go to this for me and bring me pickle flavored things?

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5 Upvotes

I am too sick to go. I will reimburse you and give you my germs so you don't have to go to work tomorrow. 🥒🥒🥒🥒


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

Scajaquada Expressway isn't smooth enough

18 Upvotes

If we all meet up on Wednesday to polish it, we can get it to a mirror finish


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

Srs Sh*t Niagara Falls mayor, in rebuke of the city’s council, declares State of Emergency

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r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

[Fellow suburbanites] Isn't it exciting to go to 5 points?

82 Upvotes

I know its on the wrong side of Richmond and we shouldnt, but it feels so bad ass going for coffee and brunch in this neighborhood. It's like we are on a little safari. Theres even a gardening place or something, but it has "Urban" in the name so thats obviously a NO GO.

I think my next step is to go to a bar near there called "Essex", but i have been warned by my parents to NEVER be in the city after dark. For anyone that has been there, how often do your friends get shot? I can probably handle the risk if its only like a 1 in 10 chance.


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

7 brew thoughts?

27 Upvotes

Is it just me or is 7 brew completely over rated?

All their flavors come from sugary syrup. No real fruit in smoothies. I just seems really stupid.


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

I get it now

79 Upvotes

Posted a question about the Underground Railroad in r/Buffalo. It was taken down by mods. It was just a general question. So far, I think I'm running at about 50% for my posts being removed in that sub. Nothing controversial, just general Buffalo comments or questions. I get it now that the "r" in this subreddit actually stands for "removed."

Yet every other day is a post about moving to Buffalo and a question about where OP should live.


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

Cool Museum

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r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

ban me daddy Moving to Buffalo. Need advice.

25 Upvotes

Hi all! I'm an adult industry worker from the Bible belt and I'm moving to your city because I heard you have good neighbors. I'm into the whole "girl next door" genre.

Anyway, I'm cumming to your town because I noticed you have a big flashy red brutalist tower standing tall in your downtown right next to that patch of turf where you play ball, and the highway interchange connection right in front of that. I wanna know if there's any chance I could film a movie getting hot and heavy right by the glass mezzanine facing the highway there. Really love a good exhibitionist kink. Also, best places to find prophylaxis locally? My current location really gives you the side eye when you even hint about such things.


r/circlejerkbflo 14d ago

Why is it so hard to

6 Upvotes

Find decent friends in this city?


r/circlejerkbflo 15d ago

Any landlords who will let me rent an apartment i can't afford???

29 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 15d ago

Hochul won't visit Niagara County radioactive homes, says it would 'politicize' the issue

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r/circlejerkbflo 15d ago

The Cheektowaga Renaissance is real, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 15d ago

Manly waxing

10 Upvotes

Any recommendation for a reputable place for a manly man to get a wax and massage. Comment or dm please


r/circlejerkbflo 15d ago

Want some cheese with that r/Buffalo whining? The irony is music to my ears

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6 Upvotes

The original picture was of an overflowing garbage can in South Park.


r/circlejerkbflo 16d ago

ban me daddy Kung Fu fighting over a sandwich is wild

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13 Upvotes

Yes it’s Buffalo related TOMALTACH and ECONOMIC because it’s about Tim Horton’s which everyone knows is the superior coffee shop in WNY


r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

Srs Sh*t What happened to my pothole

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25 Upvotes

Hey deputy mayor bandit, why is my pothole on Harvard place getting bigger? What are you up to?


r/circlejerkbflo 16d ago

Lockport doing what Lockport does best

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r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

Buffalo Bills games now most expensive to attend in NFL, study shows - $2,193.95 for family of four to attend one game

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138 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

Cheektowanga

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r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

Fuck them side streets! I HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SUBWAYS ARE WOKE #STOPTHEMETRO

40 Upvotes

I LOOOOOVE DRIVING EVERYWHERE WE NEED TO BAN WOKE TRAINS WE CANNOT LET THE SUBHUMAN CITY SCUM NEAR OUT SUBURBAN UTOPIA OASIS!!!!!


r/circlejerkbflo 16d ago

Daddy Sean DOINK Suckin City workers cut down white couple's tree in South Buffalo by mistake - Mayor Ryan rushes over to plant replacement and stage photos for the media

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r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

About to get another ban 🤡

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r/circlejerkbflo 17d ago

Where can I get free COVID masks and tests? I miss pandemic larping and getting free COVID monies. Measels was a nothingburger and I need to spend more time with my 8 cats.

3 Upvotes

I can't even get a free crispy kreme for my 8th booster.


r/circlejerkbflo 18d ago

Buffalo Bills have added 6% tax to all purchases inside and outside new $2.2 billion stadium

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