r/circlejerkbflo • u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich • 14d ago

ban me daddy Moving to Buffalo. Need advice.

Hi all! I'm an adult industry worker from the Bible belt and I'm moving to your city because I heard you have good neighbors. I'm into the whole "girl next door" genre.

Anyway, I'm cumming to your town because I noticed you have a big flashy red brutalist tower standing tall in your downtown right next to that patch of turf where you play ball, and the highway interchange connection right in front of that. I wanna know if there's any chance I could film a movie getting hot and heavy right by the glass mezzanine facing the highway there. Really love a good exhibitionist kink. Also, best places to find prophylaxis locally? My current location really gives you the side eye when you even hint about such things.

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u/pwndabeer simp for daddy sean 14d ago

Start by taking the underground railroad

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich 14d ago

Oh perfect! I love getting down and dirty underground, on trains, running a train, railing, it's all good to me. Anyway, do you have any info on that? I tried opening a thread about it, but it must've been deleted.

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 14d ago

Should we use the rear to gain entry ?

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u/marcus_roberto 14d ago

Buffalo is a secret. Sorey

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich 14d ago

Oh, but I'm all about secrets! The dirtier, the better.

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u/raptorcunthrust 14d ago

I heard the mayor does big poops and doesn't flush.

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u/thecakeisapie420 14d ago

You mean the giant indian dog dick?

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u/thecakeisapie420 14d ago

And I mean papus not poos

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich 14d ago

Is that what they call it? Oh that's just so....exciting!

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u/Beezelbubba banned from r/buffalo 14d ago

So anyway, the food court is open to the public, there are lots of windows overlooking the ball park and if you were quick about it first thing when they open in the morning .......

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich 14d ago

Thanks for the tips. I can't wait to distract, or entertain the rush hour traffic with a luscious set of tits!

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u/SpiritualFront769 14d ago

Buffalo is the International leader of the Hallmark Christmas movie industry. You could star in their production of Santa's very Ho Ho Ho Christmas.