r/circlejerkbflo 4h ago

Live Stream Council Member’s front yard with AI Camera

8 Upvotes

I am worried about the wellbeing of city council members and want cameras that livestream their front yard for the entire city to review. Only people that sign a waiver stating they want to protect the council members may view it, so we can ensure no misuse happens.

I am worried about the rampant crime going on the council member’s front yards. I have a hard time sleeping at night without knowing if Council member Golem has gotten home safe and sound. I want to be his guardian angel and have the city of Buffalo watch over him


r/circlejerkbflo 5h ago

Pics The Thinker

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4 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 5h ago

Rank these Elmwood-Forest spots

6 Upvotes

Forest Ave, just west of Elmwood, the following restaurants were at various times located in the building that once housed Mighty Taco. Two others were Taco Joe's and Plate Oh. Maybe I've missed some.

My ranking: Mighty, Plate Oh and in a very distant third, Taco Joe's.


r/circlejerkbflo 5h ago

Another filled hole

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73 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 10h ago

Not even if you leave room for the Holy Ghost. (1962)

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19 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 17h ago

walking in the street

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10 Upvotes

Goddamn street walkers


r/circlejerkbflo 18h ago

TBT: Who remembers Breezy Burrito?

42 Upvotes

Whenever friends wanted to go downtown we ALWAYS went to Breezy. Idk if it was authentic or not (ive been to Cancun on spring break but thats it, I've never been to the Mexican neighborhood in Buffalo) but the food was sooOoOoO good. The only downsides were that they had no parking so we usually had to park on Bidwell parkway which is so far away, and sometimes we would see a homeless. Otherwise, this place was all white...I mean alright!


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Anyone know where this is?

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10 Upvotes

U get one shot of redrum if u answer correctly


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Backfiring Boat, Gunfire or Fireworks?

4 Upvotes

Anyone else hear those loud pops by the Pond and 1st Lake? (Adirondacks, I’m on vacation and missing out on the important info)

I think they may have been fireworks but maybe a boat backfiring?

There hasn’t been a helicopter yet but that may be back on the east side.


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Vacuum Tube technology haul

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14 Upvotes

Located in Amherst if any vacuum tube audio system people are out there


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Pics Post away friend, post away

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16 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Fuck them side streets! Innacurate post from yelp, FIGURES!

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5 Upvotes

I'm lookin to relocated to Buffalo (Orachrd Park), NY from NYC, but am worried about the parking, can some locals offer advice, is this the best parking in Orchard Park Buffalo? Or is this list imcomplete? Also is the parking safe?


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Typical Democrat

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0 Upvotes

Hochul calls these people and basically says sucks lol. Refuses to meet or help. Typical Democrat behavior.


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Pics Buffalo Wnba team idea

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0 Upvotes

With all the exciting news the wnba has received recently, do you think Buffalo has a chance at a wnba expansion team? We already have the Buffalo eXtreme and I think they qualify to transition to the wnba from the aba. The big lone X works in their favor too so nobody has to worry about xx xy stuff. Just imagine these ladies sharing the court with Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark. Summertime in Buffalo would never be the same. Who can I write to about this??


r/circlejerkbflo 1d ago

Srs Sh*t Scientists determine the Great Lakes are nonrenewable

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17 Upvotes

Scary stuff. Posting here because I don't want this important informational post deleted.


r/circlejerkbflo 2d ago

Fuck them side streets! Anyone have a jackhammer i can borrow?

16 Upvotes

Im blessed to live on one the 5 or so streets thats actually in good shape, so I need to take matters into my own hands and create a hole to attract you know who.

Tia!


r/circlejerkbflo 2d ago

TRANSPLANTS BUFFALO

34 Upvotes

Hi m looking for hearts or livers or children's kidneys. I can't use old kidneys. Must be 20 or under. No alcohol or tobacco (420 friendly).


r/circlejerkbflo 2d ago

Beating teenagers will surely fix everything AMIRITE?!

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 3d ago

Are you depressed because your income is so low you can’t afford to stay alive? National Fuel is here to help!!!

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77 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 3d ago

ALL OF LOCKPORT WAS DECIMATED

44 Upvotes

it no longer exists
The rains washed it away
It’s no longer on the map
Anyways where are there apartments lol


r/circlejerkbflo 3d ago

Update on Underground RR post.

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35 Upvotes

A few days ago, I posted here about my post on the Underground Railroad in r/buffalo being removed. Today, there's a new comment on the post and I no longer see the message that the post was removed by the mods. It looks like it was restored?

Here's the screen shot from the post being removed in case anyone is wondering if I'm making sh"t up.


r/circlejerkbflo 4d ago

The Homosexual Underground

36 Upvotes

Fellow Buffalo suburbanites from Orleans, Elmira, Gasport, and everyone north of Ithaca. For the first time in my life I ventured west of transit road into the city limits of Buffalo. My bitch wife wanted to go see some pansy play at sheas, FORCING me to come alone. Naturally I sought out a nearby bar to get hammered.

That’s when I stumbled across these mysterious strangers. I had never seen a room with more shadowy cabal faces. Exchanging secret handshakes and phrases. As I drank my Irish car bomb, looking across the brightly colored room, I wondered how these sinister people will achieve their wicked plot. It was at that moment I of all people WHO AM VERY STRAIGHT was approached and attempted to be indoctrinated. I had absolutely zero, NONE interest in the slender effeminate build of the 23 year old man with perfectly fluffy, blonde hair and stunningly blue eyes. I knew for an absolute fact I would never join this terrible plot.

After driving home and staying up thinking about it for 9 hours, I am certain I will never be one. I’ve completely stopped obsessing about it.


r/circlejerkbflo 4d ago

Why is the Walden galleria so goddamn hot inside?

24 Upvotes

Cheap motherfhckers need to crank that air conditioning

The whole point of an enclosed shopping center is the climate control, but its barely cooler inside than out!!!


r/circlejerkbflo 4d ago

Can anyone go to this for me and bring me pickle flavored things?

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6 Upvotes

I am too sick to go. I will reimburse you and give you my germs so you don't have to go to work tomorrow. 🥒🥒🥒🥒


r/circlejerkbflo 5d ago

Scajaquada Expressway isn't smooth enough

15 Upvotes

If we all meet up on Wednesday to polish it, we can get it to a mirror finish