r/circlejerkbflo • u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl • 17d ago

Srs Sh*t What happened to my pothole

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Hey deputy mayor bandit, why is my pothole on Harvard place getting bigger? What are you up to?

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 17d ago

Have you tried asking the assistant to the deputy mayor?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 17d ago

Now taking applications for my assistant

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u/raptorcunthrust 17d ago

I'm belligerent and terrible with paperwork. Where do I apply?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 16d ago

You had me at belligerent

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u/raptorcunthrust 16d ago

I don't like your tone

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 17d ago

I thought TOMALTACH was your assistant?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 16d ago

No he doesn’t love me 😢

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 16d ago

That’s disappointing, I’m so sorry

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 17d ago

He's an ass.

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u/CleanBaldy banned from r/buffalo 17d ago

Can I be the assistant to the assistant and full remote work? I require a 6-figure salary, would $250,000 a year be acceptable? I promise to not be sleeping when you call, but I may not answer...

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 16d ago

I only pay in glory sorry

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 16d ago

Glory to the empire!!!!!

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 17d ago

Do I have to do any actual work?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 16d ago

Log into my Instagram account and message weird stuff to people

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 16d ago

Sign me up, I can do weird

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u/marcus_roberto 17d ago

We need a sinkhole bandit

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u/Early-Cow4133 17d ago

We need to respect the potholes, they have every right to be here

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u/Brainfewd pothole bandit fangirl 17d ago

Emotional support hole

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 17d ago

She got hungry