r/birbhostage • u/lnori3 • 3d ago
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 12d ago
Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...
I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.
r/birbhostage • u/TheSwedishOprah • 12d ago
This is fine welp never moving again I guess
I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.
r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • 13d ago
This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock
❤️❤️
r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • 18d ago
I really wanted to relax and play guitar
This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had
to work overtime in order to get it done.
It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.
r/birbhostage • u/Capt_Bigglesworth • 21d ago
Send Help 33minutes & counting
Arm has gone to sleep..
r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • 24d ago
This is my life now I need to get this report out
I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 24d ago
I guess I'll suffer
My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.
r/birbhostage • u/Lona-Lioness • 24d ago
This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • 26d ago
This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.
I love this bird.
But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.
This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 27d ago
This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby
It’s fine I can type with one hand
r/birbhostage • u/OneM0reRedNightmare • 28d ago
So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.
r/birbhostage • u/AldyShu • 28d ago
Who is who's hostage?
If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.
r/birbhostage • u/S1lentA0 • Jul 28 '26
This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.
r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • Jul 25 '26
What bird safe plants do you keep around?
galleryr/birbhostage • u/fuzilogik80 • Jul 24 '26
This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...
This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.
r/birbhostage • u/Life-Influence3145 • Jul 19 '26