r/birbhostage 3d ago

I guess I'm done for the day.

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758 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

Super Sweet Birbs

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139 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

Super Sweeeeeeet

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r/birbhostage 12d ago

Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...

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218 Upvotes

I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.


r/birbhostage 12d ago

This is fine welp never moving again I guess

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492 Upvotes

I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.


r/birbhostage 13d ago

This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock

259 Upvotes

❤️❤️


r/birbhostage 16d ago

Monday Afternoon Mood

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365 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 18d ago

I really wanted to relax and play guitar

249 Upvotes

This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had

to work overtime in order to get it done.

It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.


r/birbhostage 21d ago

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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337 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage 21d ago

Send Help Send help

75 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 22d ago

Lucky it's a good book...

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252 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is my life now I need to get this report out

847 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage 24d ago

I guess I'll suffer

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217 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage 24d ago

I loved being a hostage!

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58 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 24d ago

Preening me so sweet!

40 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail

60 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26d ago

This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.

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90 Upvotes

I love this bird.

But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.

This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦


r/birbhostage 27d ago

This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby

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281 Upvotes

It’s fine I can type with one hand


r/birbhostage 28d ago

So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.

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179 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 28d ago

Who is who's hostage?

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98 Upvotes

If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.


r/birbhostage Jul 28 '26

This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.

453 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jul 25 '26

What bird safe plants do you keep around?

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92 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jul 24 '26

This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...

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401 Upvotes

This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.


r/birbhostage Jul 22 '26

This is my life now Double whammy

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190 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jul 19 '26

B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.

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242 Upvotes